SteveA
League Member
(the screen comes in on a plain black screen, and as we zoom away, we see Jean Rabesque, a shiny gold belt draped over his left shoulder, as he looks into the camera and smiles)
Rabesque: "One night only, in the GXW. Sounds like a plan, and my boy Sands has already been running his mouth, talking about how he wants me in the ring. Now, it is an honor to be singled out, and I'll tell you right now Sands, I'll take it.
"But why must we limit ourselves? I'll tell you right now that you would never make me submit, and before you say you can, I'll just have to let you know that references are available upon request if you need anymore than that.
"I have no desire for a submissions only match, because if it's anything like the last one I was in, I'll have to rip off a part of a table and gouge it in someone else's eye to finish the damn thing off. Remember that... Sean Edmunds?
"I will take you on the mat Sands, I'll teach you a thing or two, and I'll keep it clean, I'll keep it classic if you want. But I'm not going to be limited. I have too many ways of beating you otherwise that I don't want to be eliminated.
"Otherwise, I look forward to the competition. Maybe we'll find out if you can do what no one for three and a half years has been able to do, and that is beat me clean in the middle of the ring. No false gimmicks, no false hype, I am Jean Rabesque."
(fade out)
Rabesque: "One night only, in the GXW. Sounds like a plan, and my boy Sands has already been running his mouth, talking about how he wants me in the ring. Now, it is an honor to be singled out, and I'll tell you right now Sands, I'll take it.
"But why must we limit ourselves? I'll tell you right now that you would never make me submit, and before you say you can, I'll just have to let you know that references are available upon request if you need anymore than that.
"I have no desire for a submissions only match, because if it's anything like the last one I was in, I'll have to rip off a part of a table and gouge it in someone else's eye to finish the damn thing off. Remember that... Sean Edmunds?
"I will take you on the mat Sands, I'll teach you a thing or two, and I'll keep it clean, I'll keep it classic if you want. But I'm not going to be limited. I have too many ways of beating you otherwise that I don't want to be eliminated.
"Otherwise, I look forward to the competition. Maybe we'll find out if you can do what no one for three and a half years has been able to do, and that is beat me clean in the middle of the ring. No false gimmicks, no false hype, I am Jean Rabesque."
(fade out)
