[FADE IN. A darkened room, one single lit area, where Karl sits in a simple chair]
Karl: Ah, I seem to have hit a nerve with you, Christian. A nerve that you tend to prefer hiding, I’ve noticed. Ah, well. I guess it’s time for me to once again show the flaws in your logic.
About my promo’s being generic; did I ever say that they weren’t? Did I even imply they weren’t? No? Did you make a false assumption? It seems like it. But, then again, you are so blinded by your own over-inflated opinion of yourself it seems like you maybe neglected that fact.
Are you more driven than me? I still doubt it. I’m driven not to win, but to surpass my own skills. Does that make me any less driven than you? Or is it simply that the outcome of this one match doesn’t concern me any more than the outcome of any other? My drive is to surpass myself. If I beat you, all well and good, but I’m not going to lose any sleep if I don’t. Unlike you, it seems, who, even though you “let” me win our first encounter, still called me a loose thread. As I recall, you said winning and losing didn’t mean much to you. Now, it seems all you can think about is winning a title. Meh, each to ones own I guess. Your drive is for a belt, mine’s to go beyond my own skills. So who’s to say who’s more driven?
Yet you know for a FACT that you’re more driven than me. I’ll leave you to that delusion.
I know I’m more likely to make a mistake. I’ve already made one, it seems, in thinking you had an iota of intelligence. If you had, then you’d know that I said there was as much chance of me, the inexperienced rookie, pinning you, the more seasoned vet, as there is you pinning me. Experience may mean you make fewer mistakes, but you have to capitalise on any I make. If you don’t, and don’t tell me it’s a guarantee that you will because you can’t predict the future at all, then I can pin you just as easily as you can pin me. You want me to dumb it down for you further? I may make more mistakes, but I can still pin you as easily as you can pin me. OK?
Now, as far as you predicting you are going to win this tournament. Odd, your tone seems to have changed subtly to this is an opportunity. So, which is it? Is it a certainty you’re going to win the tournament, or is it only a possibility you can win it? Come on, Christian; don’t let your faith waver now. Think of how that piece of leather and metal would look around your waist. But, then again, since you can predict the immediate future, what am I going to say next?
[Karl goes silent for a few seconds, never taking his gaze from the camera]
Karl: Nice book, Birdsong.
Did you guess that? No? Then can you predict the immediate future? No? What makes this tournament any more predictable than what I would say? After all, there are variables like Rocko, Maelstrom, Beast, Suicide, Douglas, and Sampson, all of whom could knock your careful prediction for six. Oh, and before you wonder, that’s a cricketing term. Wouldn’t want you to be all confused now, would we?
Your mentality, Christian, seems to be confused. Are you going to win this tournament? What if you lose to me, or in the next round, or the finals? What then? No great master plan? Are you going to bet your entire career on this one tournament, or are you going to face reality and lose the “I think I can” attitude and realise that you have the same chance of winning this tournament as the other seven of us? Or are you going to keep cutting the same promo, time after time, slowly but surely becoming a forgotten master of this industry, someone the fans in years to come are going to forget about with the exception of trivia quizzes?
Christian, I don’t mean to insult you. If I were to, I’d be no better than you. I don’t care about whether or not I win this match, so long as I do all I can to surpass myself. I’m what you call a realist, and I realise that I have a challenge, so I’m setting myself up for the very real possibility of me winning. I won’t attack you after the match if I lose, I won’t go around calling you a loose thread, I won’t go crying to Tony. I’ll go back to training, working out any flaws, and use the match to better myself. The title would be nice, but it’s not the most important thing in my career at this point in time. If you win, enjoy the view from the top. If you lose along the way, don’t come crying to me, but remember that you made the bold statement you WILL win this tournament.
Hang on, didn’t that become you MIGHT win? Opportunity, I think you called it. Ah, well. Have fun trying to insult me, Christian. I can’t predict the future, but I do know that you’ll fail miserably in that endeavour.
[Slowly FADE OUT]