Coming Clean

[DizzaHizza]

So, I'm not sure where to post this, but I'm ****ing drunk. Since I am ****ing drunk, I should let people know...

I have a penis.

True story.

I've used it a time or two, also. I'm pretty sure that's how it goes. I don't know, I'm not good at telling jokes or anything.

BWAAAAH! Jello puddin'.

 

[Linguistic]

Your friends should take care of you the same way mine take care of me.

When I'm drunk they do not allow me near my phone... neither do they let me near my computer. Seriously, they are good friends... I'm just such a terrible drinker.

 

[User Poets]

In my life I have been drunk many times.

I'm pretty sure/glad I've never drunk-posted.

So, I'm not sure where to post this, but I'm ****ing drunk. Since I am ****ing drunk, I should let people know...

I have a penis.

True story.

I've used it a time or two, also. I'm pretty sure that's how it goes. I don't know, I'm not good at telling jokes or anything.

BWAAAAH! Jello puddin'.

 

[QueenOfTheRing]

So, I'm not sure where to post this, but I'm ****ing drunk.

Went all out and had a second glass of wine, did ya? >=)

 

[Phenomenal]

Went all out and had a second glass of wine, did ya? >=)

Yeah Lindz, but they are watered down like I do to my son's juice cup.

 

[Linguistic]

Yeah Lindz, but they are watered down like I do to my son's juice cup.

You water down your son's juice cup? Isn't he like 3 years old now?

Let the kid live a little you nazi, you!

 

[TheOriginalSE]

You water down your son's juice cup? Isn't he like 3 years old now?

Let the kid live a little you nazi, you!

Waters down his Jesus Juice.

 

[Phenomenal]

Waters down his Jesus Juice.

Exactly.

 

[Nova]

You had me at "I'm ****ing drunk."

 

[TSiegel]

Since I am ****ing drunk, I should let people know...

I have a penis....

Yes, but rumors have it, Lindz has taken away his balls and put it up on a closet shelf...

 

[JABolich]

So that's where the rum went.

Lindz, you really need to lock your rum drawer. Dove sniffs that **** out like Rabesquedor sniffs out boredom.

 

[EZieba]

So that's where the rum went.

Rum? Did somebody say Rum?

 

[DizzaHizza]

Zieba?!? Who let him back in here?!?

 

[EZieba]

Zieba?!? Who let him back in here?!?

The Ghost of X-treme Wrestling

 

[TSiegel]

*clears throat*

You're welcome Mikey,

And SO IT BEGINS!!

 

[DizzaHizza]

The Ghost of X-treme Wrestling

GXW? Hey, that sounds familiar. Must have come AFTER the Ghost of Wrestling Everywhere, huh?

 

[EZieba]

GXW? Hey, that sounds familiar. Must have come AFTER the Ghost of Wrestling Everywhere, huh?

Actually that was before the Ghost of Wrestling Everywhere, but it came AFTER the Eternal Window of Illusion ... take a look through the window to see an exciting past

 

[DizzaHizza]

Oh, right, right! I have troubles remembering that far into the past. Or remembering anything at all...

 

[TSiegel]

That's when an 80's montage ensues complete with appearing and disappearing images or Lindsay, to which afterwards...everything back and good with Mikey, complete with him sitting down, bottle in one hand, phone in the other, and a sh*t-eating-grin on his face,

 

[EZieba]

Oh, right, right! I have troubles remembering that far into the past. Or remembering anything at all...

I know ... I've read your blogs ... you poor soul