[FADEIN: We're in the Curious Laboratory. To be perfectly honest I can't remember which line of reality we're currently playing in, so let's just say that the lab is in pristine condition, and hasn't been destroyed at all by any explosions involving demonic beings. Good.
Doctor Curiosity is stood next to one of his work benches, looking at a beaker full of lurid green liquid. Eegor is nearby, looking sullen and, well, Eegor-ish.]
DC: I'm bored. I haven't done anything for a vhile.
[The doctor grabs some purple powder from a draw nearby and throws it into the beaker. Nothing happens.]
DC: I have not even tried to take over ze vorld, or show off a new invention lately. Am I, perhaps, having a mid-life crisis?
[Curiosity grabs another batch of powder, this time yellow in colour, and tosses it into the beaker. Nothing continues to happen.]
DC: Do I have to speak to my FREAKING SELF HERE, Eegor?
[This startles the doctor's assistant from his reverie.]
Eegor: Sorry, Master. How may I help?
[The doctor grabs more powder... where the hell does he get this stuff from? He throws it (grey, powder colour fans) into the beaker, and it starts, gently, to bubble.]
DC: I am bored.
Eegor: Maybe you should ask for a match?
DC: A match? Vhat? I have several burners on ze other bench. If zere is von tzing I am not short of, it is incendiary devices.
[Curiosity shakes his head and grabs more powder from wherever it is he's keeping the stuff. This one is a dark purple-green kinda thing. The liquid in the beaker is now looking slightly more like sludge. Dangerous sludge.]
Eegor: No, I mean a wrestling match. You've not been involved in any NFW shows for a while.
DC: NFW? Vhat is zat?
Eegor: NFW... the wrestling promotion?
DC: Never heard of it.
Eegor: Ummm... NFW? You participated in the Grand Prix? You fought loads of people, well, mostly Impulse and Felix Red, but you beat them all and won the tournament.
DC: Nein. Drawink a blank here.
Eegor: You fought in a cage match... went to hospital afterwards, haven't wrestled since, only turning up in a cast to attack Rook Black and laugh at him while I wrestled?
DC: Are you sure you're not thinking of somevon else?
[The doctor's assistant is exasperated.]
Eegor: There were two Impulses. You pulled off the Schrodinger's Smack using a chair. You pinned Felix Red and earned title shots at every title in the federation.
DC: I'm getting nothing.
Eegor: You pretended I had died from boredom after watching Impulse cut promos.
DC: Aaaah! Mental fed! Vhy didn't you say?
Eegor: Mental fed?
DC: Jah! Ze federation vhere everyone is freaking mental case!
[Eegor buries his head in his hands, as the doctor calmly takes some pink powder and adds it to the sludge.]
DC: Jah, mental fed. I should perhaps show up again there. Vhat has been happening in my absence?
Eegor: Well, Eddie Mayfield and Joe the Plumber have been...
DC: I don't actually care, you know?
Eegor: Oh.
DC: I vill find out everytzing I need to know vhen I get zere. Starting, perhaps, vith Rook Black.
Eegor: You still hate him?
DC: Hate is a strong vord, Eegor. I find detest to be even better.
Eegor: Any other plans?
DC: I have title shots coming out of my ears, Eegor. You should never know vhat to expect vith me... and just vhen it looks like I'm not doing anything, zat is vhen I am dangerous.
[The doctor gets up and walks out, but not before adding a dusting of metallic powder to the mixture. He exits the room, and Eegor stares at the beaker, which seems to be changing colour. It turns a strange form of red, and heat haze is visible around it.]
SFX: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
[FTB]