(FADEIN: Jared Wells laying on a couch as if somebody is in the room, but nobody is)
JARED WELLS: Ya know I finally came back to NEW. I finally removed that S(BLEEP)T stain from the poor talent roster. I finally brought some balls to the wall and what do I get in return? A F(BLEEP)KING match with a female. I lost by a DQ because thats the way I allowed it. She got what was coming to her thanks to Starr. Big things are about to happen. Well not yet because NEW thought it would be a good idea to have a sausage party with Cameron Cruise and Peter File. What the F(BLEEP)K man?
Peter
(Pauses 5 seconds with a dumb founded look)
Peter
(Pauses 5 seconds)
Last name File. Peter File. I like PETA FILE. It seems to be your style F(BLEEP)ER. PETA FILE, what I'll do to you is not only rape your career, but end it. Easier said than done right? Well when your done holding hands with Cameron Cruise and patting him on his ass, I'm gonna end his too.
(Pauses 5 seconds)
Cameron
(Another 5 second pause)
Cameron Cruise. Tom Cruise? Is Cameron Cruise a female?! A Cruise Ship? We don't know. Really a man or a woman? Old school people call it the bread basket but I call it a punch in the D(BLEEP)K. And thats what I'm going for.
Come RAUCOUS, daddy Wells will not pay for child support. I do not support two sorry F(BLEEP)KERS.
