The_Messiah
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[updated:LAST EDITED ON Mar-25-03 AT 00:10 AM (EST)][[The Scene Opens To... “Da Ali G Show”... A very popular HBO show, that has gotten rave reviews out of beer drinking, pot smoking, teenagers... They find this man’s art of being funny, very unique... Anyways... Tonight is a special interview with GXW’s and SCW’s multi-talented superstar... “The Messiah” Dallas Winston... Let the show begin.. As we see Ali G sitting in a chair decked out in his yellow jumpsuit, skull cap, and yellow shades... Winston sits beside him with a basic white shirt and jeans on...]]
Ali G: “Yo... I is here with my main man... Dallas Winston...”
[[Looking as they knock fist...]]
Ali G: “Respect...”
DW: “Nice to be here...”
Ali G: “So Dallas is it true you are a wrestler?”
DW: “Yep...”
Ali G: “So on the real is you telling me that wrestling is fake?”
DW: “What are you talking about? It’s just like any other sport, lot of bumps and bruises...”
Ali G: “But everyone says it is fake... So you is trying to say it isn’t?”
DW: “That’s what I’m saying...”
Ali G: “Me isn’t too concerned about war... Because, Me sees it like this.. If you want to end terrorize, why not send over Bruce Willis?”
DW: “Hmm”
Ali G: “Correct me if me is wrong... But, Die Hard, Die Hard two, and even me see Die Hard three...”
DW: “That’s a movie though...”
Ali G: “So you is saying to me... That it’s fake?”
DW: “Yea it’s scripted...”
Ali G: “Hah... How do you know?”
DW: “Everyone knows a movie is fake...”
Ali G: “Everyone is tellin me... this wrestling is fake..”
DW: “It’s not...”
Ali G: “Well.. Me has to bring Bruce Willis in to defend himself...”
DW: “Yea, that might be the best thing to do...”
Ali G: “But Me isn’t a wrestling player hater... Me likes that, ‘pecially when they have them women out there wrestling... in thongs and such...”
DW: “Yea that is entertaining....”
Ali G: “So tell me why you is and the others like rubbing on other man in the ring?”
DW: “Rubbing? We don’t rub other men.. It’s wrestling...”
Ali G: “Yea, but me sees that you guys are awfully close... you know what I’m sayin? What if one of the guys were to cop a feel of the little general?”
DW: “Are you serious?”
Ali G: “Me thinks... Guys should wrestle girls... That would be more hetero... if you get whats me saying...”
DW: “Hah... Well we do usually after the show...”
Ali G: “Wrestle Girls? Why isn’t that on the show?”
DW: “Haha... I think it would be a little to expletive...”
Ali G: “Expletive? You is telling me... it’s a cartoon?”
DW: “Uh, nevermind...hah.”
Ali G: “Ah... Anyways... We is out of time... This is my main man... Dallas Winston... Tune in and watch wrestling and you judge if it’s fake or not... Respect.”
DW: “Respect.”
[[Reaching over and knocking there fist together as the scene fades away...]]
Ali G: “Yo... I is here with my main man... Dallas Winston...”
[[Looking as they knock fist...]]
Ali G: “Respect...”
DW: “Nice to be here...”
Ali G: “So Dallas is it true you are a wrestler?”
DW: “Yep...”
Ali G: “So on the real is you telling me that wrestling is fake?”
DW: “What are you talking about? It’s just like any other sport, lot of bumps and bruises...”
Ali G: “But everyone says it is fake... So you is trying to say it isn’t?”
DW: “That’s what I’m saying...”
Ali G: “Me isn’t too concerned about war... Because, Me sees it like this.. If you want to end terrorize, why not send over Bruce Willis?”
DW: “Hmm”
Ali G: “Correct me if me is wrong... But, Die Hard, Die Hard two, and even me see Die Hard three...”
DW: “That’s a movie though...”
Ali G: “So you is saying to me... That it’s fake?”
DW: “Yea it’s scripted...”
Ali G: “Hah... How do you know?”
DW: “Everyone knows a movie is fake...”
Ali G: “Everyone is tellin me... this wrestling is fake..”
DW: “It’s not...”
Ali G: “Well.. Me has to bring Bruce Willis in to defend himself...”
DW: “Yea, that might be the best thing to do...”
Ali G: “But Me isn’t a wrestling player hater... Me likes that, ‘pecially when they have them women out there wrestling... in thongs and such...”
DW: “Yea that is entertaining....”
Ali G: “So tell me why you is and the others like rubbing on other man in the ring?”
DW: “Rubbing? We don’t rub other men.. It’s wrestling...”
Ali G: “Yea, but me sees that you guys are awfully close... you know what I’m sayin? What if one of the guys were to cop a feel of the little general?”
DW: “Are you serious?”
Ali G: “Me thinks... Guys should wrestle girls... That would be more hetero... if you get whats me saying...”
DW: “Hah... Well we do usually after the show...”
Ali G: “Wrestle Girls? Why isn’t that on the show?”
DW: “Haha... I think it would be a little to expletive...”
Ali G: “Expletive? You is telling me... it’s a cartoon?”
DW: “Uh, nevermind...hah.”
Ali G: “Ah... Anyways... We is out of time... This is my main man... Dallas Winston... Tune in and watch wrestling and you judge if it’s fake or not... Respect.”
DW: “Respect.”
[[Reaching over and knocking there fist together as the scene fades away...]]