Scene opens with Mike Evers and Wisconsin Bill outside the Toyota Center in Houston, Texas following the events of Aggression.
Mike Evers: Tonight, I was prepared to wrestle two great, warm-hearted people in Ms. Starr and Ms. Foxx. However, we had a little twist. I like twists, they keep things exciting. That's what I want, for the fans to be excited. Anyway, instead of wrestling two beautiful souls, Mr. Smallz had another idea - that he wanted to wrestle two "hot chickies." Mr. Smallz, I really don't understand you. I mean, at first, I was a little weary because for firsts, you are a shifty individual. Then, I realized your sole motive was to be perverted. That was not what I wished to do. I wished to have a great match, and either way, that's the way it ended up. I had a great match... with Adam Benjamin, the EPW Television Champion.
Wisconsin Bill: D*$% it, Mike. I felt we made the right decision. And we did make it. As a team. In your second match in Empire Pro, you were almost able to capture one of its most prestigious championships.
Mike Evers: Wisconsin Bill, you have a point. Although I'm not sure about saying it's that prestigious, because it's a new title, and it's still got to make its name in the EPW... But that's what I want to do... I want to make that championship <i>mean something</i>. Whether it's for putting my name in the contendership for it, or if it's for making those matches the best on the show, or for winning it. Adam, you defeated me tonight, by hook or by crook, and I respect that. Anyone who can defeat me, I would hope is quite an accomplished wrestler. If I was to get defeated by a lesser competitor, I would need to go back and train even harder than my hardest to get back on my game. You are not someone who I am ashamed of losing to, Adam.
Wisconsin Bill: I think the %$#*#%'s jealous of you.
Mike Evers: I think I need to wash my ears now, but anyway, I do sense some jealousy. It's true, Adam. I got a better reaction than you. But there's no need to get bitter about it... I think you just need to try harder next time, and maybe the fans will accept you more. As far as why they cheer me, Adam, well... the only thing I can think of is because I relate to them. Lots of people are like Mike Evers. I'm the guy that tries hard and all he wants is your respect, the EPW's respect, the fans' respect. I am not in the EPW for the money. I do not want to win championships for the money. I love wrestling, not money. I can make a lot more money doing other things besides wrestling.
Wisconsin Bill: So can I.
Mike Evers: Oh, really? What would you do?
Wisconsin Bill: Always wanted to direct %&*@^ movies.
Mike Evers: Well, that's sort of a private thing, don't you think?
Wisconsin Bill: %^#@ that $#!&.
Mike Evers: Where's a Q-Tip when you need one?
Wisconsin Bill: Up my @$$.
Mike Evers: Wisconsin Bill, you have the rudest sense of humour I've ever witnessed.
Wisconsin Bill: So do you want to wrestle that Ben guy again?
Mike Evers: Oh, yeah. Of course. First and foremost, it'd be a great match. I think we could both put an even better effort forward if we were prepared. Then there's the TV Title, unless he loses it to Ms. Starr, which I can see happening. You know, she deserves it. Infact, I can't wait to watch that match!
Wisconsin Bill: Well, you'll have to wait.
Mike Evers: Why?
Wisconsin Bill: Well, ya've got a match.
Mike Evers: When?
Wisconsin Bill: Onslaught.
Mike Evers: Against whom?
Wisconsin Bill: Irishred.
Mike Evers: A newcomer?
Wisconsin Bill: Yuppers.
Mike Evers: Ahhh, a newcomer. You know, I was once a newcomer... Infact, in some people's eyes, I still am. Irishred, I'm going to help show you what the EPW is about. I'm going to go out there, I'm going to help you through the match and we're going to have fun. That's what we need more of in wrestling - fun. And if I pin you or make you tap, I will be able to show Adam Benjamin and the EPW office that I am as worthy, if not more worthy, of the Television Championship as Adam is.
Wisconsin Bill: Ya think you'll get another shot so soon?
Mike Evers: Well, not that I'm not grateful for such a quick title shot... I can wait my turn. I am a patient man, Wisconsin Bill.
Wisconsin Bill: That ya're.
Mike Evers: Irishred, Adam Benjamin, the rest of the EPW... get ready to feel... Da Bomb!
Scene fades to black.