DAN RYAN: "So, Jimmy Mylde, your antics are cute. And you know, no one appreciates a jerk more than I do. After all, I'm well versed in the art of being an a$$hole."
"However, you're starting to annoy me, and since the Dreamstealers are under contract, and since you have a big mouth that I'm quickly growing tired of, I've decided to allow your boys to warm up for King of the Cage by facing... the Animezing Dragons... for the EPW World Tag Team Championship.... at Black Dawn."
"Good luck to you, Jimmy. Make sure they don't choke on anything."
"However, you're starting to annoy me, and since the Dreamstealers are under contract, and since you have a big mouth that I'm quickly growing tired of, I've decided to allow your boys to warm up for King of the Cage by facing... the Animezing Dragons... for the EPW World Tag Team Championship.... at Black Dawn."
"Good luck to you, Jimmy. Make sure they don't choke on anything."