JABolich
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Dane vs. Doe
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John Doe
The Anorexic Ethiopian
Doctor Stupity
[Fade into a hospital as John Doe is sitting on a hospital bed. John lays down as the doctor walks in.]
Doctor: Man John you busted your whole body up at Black Dawn. I think you shouldn’t wrestle at Aggression this week, you have internal injuries and what not, a busted up stomach, three broken ribs, what where you thinking getting in a cage match?
Doe: thinking of winning that’s what I was thinking of doc. So what I can’t wrestle? I need a release from you n order to wrestle this week so sign the form. I mean it isn’t going to be any kind of match like that just a single one on one with Eric Dane.
Doctor: Yes I understand that John but anymore battering of that mid section is what I am worried about. See if you wrestle you can further your injuries to a level with out repair.
Doe: So. I don’t care, I wrestled the week after Black Dawn, I think I can handle this one to. I mean it’s Eric Dane, a nobody, someone I never even heard of, if he was good I would have heard of him which I never have.
Doctor: That’s not the point, what if do a move that injures it more?
Doe: NO the point is I am going to wrestle no matter what you say so zip it got it? God you guys are nick picky aren’t you? I mean just sign the release Doc. I mean what’s the worse that can happen?
Doctor: The worse that can happen is having you back in her eon that bed with use doing surgery trying to stop the bleeding. The only reasoning you are ok for right now is because you have the bleeding under control, you were coughing blood up at Black Dawn John.
Doe: So Watson was bleeding and you don’t see him in here right now. Plus this match at aggression shouldn’t take that long Doc. It’s going to be a quickie.
Doctor: Yes, but you don’t see Kevin coughing up blood either, you just see him with stitches in his fore head! John I can’t release you as your doctor I have to watch for your safety.
Doe: My safety? When have you ever looked out for my safety? The only thing you do is suck money from my wallet. Listen sign the damn thing for I can go train already?
Doctor: your not training and you are not wrestling that is final. Your to injured up and I can’t allow you to wrestle until you are fully healed. As your doctor I can not release yoi. Take some time off…
Doe: NO! I am wrestling this punk Eric Dane and I am going to beat him around ok. Sign the damn form now!
[The Doctor shakes his head as Doe gets up and slaps a Clothesline onto the doctor; Doe grabs the form and forges the doctor’s signature. Three nurses come in the room and scream as the doctor is on the ground unconscious. Doe walks out of the hospital as he smirks. Doe stands outside and lights a cigarette.]
Doe: Looks like you out of luck Eric, seems as if we are going to wrestle good old buddy, be prepared Eric this is your end. “I Am Not Just Anyone….I Am John Doe”.
[~~<F.T.B>~~]
[Fade into a hospital as John Doe is sitting on a hospital bed. John lays down as the doctor walks in.]
Doctor: Man John you busted your whole body up at Black Dawn. I think you shouldn’t wrestle at Aggression this week, you have internal injuries and what not, a busted up stomach, three broken ribs, what where you thinking getting in a cage match?
Doe: thinking of winning that’s what I was thinking of doc. So what I can’t wrestle? I need a release from you n order to wrestle this week so sign the form. I mean it isn’t going to be any kind of match like that just a single one on one with Eric Dane.
Doctor: Yes I understand that John but anymore battering of that mid section is what I am worried about. See if you wrestle you can further your injuries to a level with out repair.
Doe: So. I don’t care, I wrestled the week after Black Dawn, I think I can handle this one to. I mean it’s Eric Dane, a nobody, someone I never even heard of, if he was good I would have heard of him which I never have.
Doctor: That’s not the point, what if do a move that injures it more?
Doe: NO the point is I am going to wrestle no matter what you say so zip it got it? God you guys are nick picky aren’t you? I mean just sign the release Doc. I mean what’s the worse that can happen?
Doctor: The worse that can happen is having you back in her eon that bed with use doing surgery trying to stop the bleeding. The only reasoning you are ok for right now is because you have the bleeding under control, you were coughing blood up at Black Dawn John.
Doe: So Watson was bleeding and you don’t see him in here right now. Plus this match at aggression shouldn’t take that long Doc. It’s going to be a quickie.
Doctor: Yes, but you don’t see Kevin coughing up blood either, you just see him with stitches in his fore head! John I can’t release you as your doctor I have to watch for your safety.
Doe: My safety? When have you ever looked out for my safety? The only thing you do is suck money from my wallet. Listen sign the damn thing for I can go train already?
Doctor: your not training and you are not wrestling that is final. Your to injured up and I can’t allow you to wrestle until you are fully healed. As your doctor I can not release yoi. Take some time off…
Doe: NO! I am wrestling this punk Eric Dane and I am going to beat him around ok. Sign the damn form now!
[The Doctor shakes his head as Doe gets up and slaps a Clothesline onto the doctor; Doe grabs the form and forges the doctor’s signature. Three nurses come in the room and scream as the doctor is on the ground unconscious. Doe walks out of the hospital as he smirks. Doe stands outside and lights a cigarette.]
Doe: Looks like you out of luck Eric, seems as if we are going to wrestle good old buddy, be prepared Eric this is your end. “I Am Not Just Anyone….I Am John Doe”.
[~~<F.T.B>~~]