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Entertainment v Hayat

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Yossi in the protest

* Yossi Hayat RP for C12.


**You can see Yossi in a big street with a lot of tents in it. **

Yossi: I don't know if you heard about it, but Israel is under protest. And this time from within. Tent encampments like this are in every big city of Israel. Haifa, Jerusalem... But especially, Tel Aviv. About what we're protesting? More on that later.

You see, the thing is this: We in Israel tried to go full Capitalism since 2003. It had a lot of promises: Low budget, low debts, more workers, lower prices... And they said that it's going to "Free the market". Well, we gave it a chance.

Now, I don't know how it is in your US. Does Capitalism includes high taxes on the middle class, while the rich people get benefits? Or that it's just that in my country, the government needs to take money from somewhere, so instead of the rich people they tax the middle class, that works and goes to the IDF for three years, and then goes back to the IDF whenever it calls them? And by the way, does Capitalism makes the middle class to fall apart?

Oh, yeah, does privatization means that the entire economy will be ruled by 19 families that unite their forces to fuck us and to raise the prices of every basic stuff? Last time I watched you in the US, one of the things that makes you love the privatization is the fact that the competition makes the prices lower and it benefits the normal man!

**Yossi then gets up. **

Yossi: So how it came up, that from a country that was made by people that the foreign nations made them hungry, that from a nation that worried about everyone, every kid and every citizen, my favourite country has become... A collection of people with self-interests that only do what they do for themself? Where is the equality? Where is the state of Israel that said that it will help everyone? Where is the state that was leaded by people like David Ben-Gurion, like Menachem Begin, people that said that the first thing they want to do is to stop the poverty? When David Ben-Gurion knew that the massive immigration to Israel- The biggest immigration in the world, by the way- Will make people starve, he did everything to prevent the starving and succeeded. You know how Rome prevented people from protesting? Panem et circenses. Bread and circuses. They gave people food and the people didn't protest.

Why are we protesting? Maybe because of the fact that you can't buy a home in Israel? Maybe because it's so expensive in here? Maybe it's because prior to this protest, one pack cottage cheese costed 8 Shekels, 2.5 dollars? I don't know about you, but for us it's that expensive. Maybe it's just because we got some inspiration from our cousins, the Arabs, that revolted in their countries?

But where is the shame? Why does the government keep saying that this protest is small, when 100,000 people, and that is 1.5 percent of the people in Israel, came to protest in the whole country? Why they keep helping the rich guys? What about the UDHR? The right to an adequate standard of living? The right to health? The right to social security? Oh no, I forgot, this is a "Waste of money". You can't worry to your citizens, believe me, the citizens will understand that it is much more fun to be screwed in their asses by the government, right?

**Yossi then looks at the tents. **

Yossi: Those people never got what they deserve. I never got what I deserve- The World title, because of Mr. Entertainment! This guy never wanted to face a mental-healthy Yossi Hayat, so he prevented me from reaching the title! And now I have to watch stupid First gets my title shot!

Mr. Entertainment, I will kill you in the ring! Kill you! You are dead, courtesy of me! Good day!

**Scene fades to black. **
 

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The cancer is spreading...

* Mr. Entertainment RP for C12.


(((FADE IN to the sound of dripping liquid splashing against a rusting steel pipe. It's not quite clear what the liquid is; it doesn't sound quite like water, but it's rather disgusting to think what else it might be. Slowly, as our eyes get used to the darkness, we see we're looking straight at the corner of a room. The words we hear come from OFF SCREEN)))

ME: It shouldn't have happened... Fanatic... he wasn't meant to keep You... he wasn't meant to survive... I don't know... I don't know what happened.

I'm sorry, my love. I'm sorry that Fanatic couldn't defeat Fanatic... it's all his fault he couldn't get the job done, isn't it? It's his fault...

It's your fault, Yossi... Fanatic... what's his name? That's right, Yossi Hayat... the Autistic Miracle... it’s your fault that you lost. It’s your fault that you couldn’t get the job done against Fanatic. It’s your fault that you left Her there, cold… lonely… screaming for Mister Entertainment to come and give her the relief She needed!

It’s your fault for putting your hands on the King of New ERA during a tender moment, cut short so quickly by Larry Tact.

Her screaming… for those few moments, she was happy again. She smiled at Mister Entertainment. She stopped crying… but you, Yossi Hayat, you ruined everything. All you had to do was beat Fanatic, keep Her safe until this week, and give Her back.

But you couldn’t do anything right, could you?

(((PAN ROUND to show Mr Entertainment sat with his eyes closed, back straight against the wall. Over his head is a pair of crossing pipes, and we can see the leak just a few inches to his right in the gloom)))

ME: You’re mad that I couldn’t take Her screams a moment longer, but really, you’re mad at yourself, Fanatic… Hayat… because as much as you wanted it and New ERA needed it, needed you to step up, you couldn’t do it. You couldn’t handle it, Fanatic, and Fanatic beat you. All that faith New ERA and I put in you to save Her from his grasp… wasted… while cancers spread… tumours continued to grow…

(((He pauses, listening to something)))

ME: Yes, I know… he couldn’t help it, could he? He couldn’t win without help… I’m sorry. I am. He needed help. I know. I know… I know you don’t want to go home with that cowardly cancer… you want Mister Entertainment to save you, but I have to beat Fanatic, first… Yossi Hayat, I’m sorry. I just… every time I close my eyes, he’s there. He’s there, holding you, with his brother laughing at us… laughing at New ERA, tearing it down for his own legacy…

I know. There’s nothing more important right now. Nothing more important in the world than you… protests in Israel… those riots Sam Baxter told us about in England, they don’t mean anything. Only you do, my love…

(((He opens his glazed eyes, looking through the camera with his eyes focused on a point a good few metres behind the cameraman)))

ME: You don’t matter, Yossi. You couldn’t beat Fanatic, you couldn’t become New ERA Champion, you failed to live up to the expectations I had for you, you… are nothing any more. You’re not even a cancer, you’re worse. You gave The First a chance to suffocate my Beloved, a man who shows the worst of humanity in one scrawny, cowardly package… you couldn’t beat Fanatic, Yossi, and you’re going to try and derail Mister Entertainment, stop him from doing what is right, what is necessary?

No, Yossi… no… no, Fanatic… New ERA needs Mister Entertainment… She needs someone to stop her tears… to kill the Tact Legacy for Her… to keep Her safe…

She’s on borrowed time… thankfully, The First is too big a coward ta beat anyone fairly… or it would all be over… but if he succeeds… dear GOD if he succeeds at Cyberstrike…

I have to hope that the cancers stop each other spreading… while I deal with somebody who doesn’t deserve to breathe the same air as New ERA…

(((He closes his eyes, taking deep breaths)))

ME: Then… my love… no, don’t cry… I’ll be with you again soon… you’re all that matters in the world…

(((FADE OUT)))
 

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Interview? Nope.

* Mr. Entertainment RP#2 for C12.


(((FADE IN. Sam Baxter is going over some notes with a producer ahead of Cyberstrike 12)))

BAXTER: Okay, so you think Willard’s going to head out with First? Makes sense, I’ll try and get an interview. Never know, he might give me one.

PRODUCER: The real thing Marcus is worried about is if Entertainment’s going to get involved. As much as he’s done for the company, after what happened last time…

BAXTER: Yeah, he’s still not my favourite guy for wasting my time.

PRODUCER: Still sore over that?

BAXTER: I’m a professional, not a laughing stock!

PRODUCER: It was kinda funny, getting you and Jen there. Made good TV.

(((Suddenly, Mr Entertainment staggers through a door, muttering to himself as he walks towards the pair up the corridor)))

BAXTER: I still don’t… hey, isn’t that… oh God no!

PRODUCER: Hey, you can get your interview with him.

BAXTER: No, I refuse!

PRODUCER: It’s you down to interview him.

BAXTER: Get Jen to do it, I’m not… Hey! Mr Entertainment! Can you spare a minute, I’ve got some questions about your match with Yossi? Mr Entertainment?

(((The wrestler walks straight past Baxter without breaking stride)))

BAXTER: Oh, well, I tried.

PRODUCER: Guess it’ll be Jen who gets the TV payment.

BAXTER: What?! Is that why my pay’s been so low?!

PRODUCER: Yep. Are you going to run after him?

BAXTER: Grrr… dammit! HEY! WAIT UP!!

(((CUT TO: Further down the corridor, and through a door. As the door closes, the former New ERA Champion slumps down, his back against the wall, his legs holding the door shut. Moments later we hear a banging at the door, as Sam calls through, trying to get his interview. Mr Entertainment ignores the interviewer, his eyes closed as if listening to another voice)))

ME: Hours… hours hours hours until the curtain rises… hours ta save You… an’ I’m stuck, I know, I know, facin’ Yossi Hayat… with you not in sight… no, I can’t do that… that’s what Larry Tact did to start all of this… no, all I can do is beat Yossi an’ pray tha’ Fanatic doesn’t lose…

What? I know it hurts, but it has to be Fanatic… it can’t be the First, he almost killed You, remember? He took You from Shawn, he raped and plundered You… and when he lost You he started trying ta kill New ERA… he tried… he gave Cameron Cruise a chance to win You, a chance he didn’t deserve, because he despised Your beauty, how happy You were with Mister Entertainment… yes, I know… Fanatic and his brother are poisoning you, killing you slowly to try and prolong their legacy… but… yes… that’s right… what a smart woman You are…

If Fanatic keeps You, he’ll have to face Mister Entertainment, and he will lose… if First wins… he’ll throw people in my way… he’ll hold onto You through every trick and scheme… and before I can protect You, save You… he’ll have won…

At least with Fanatic I only have to stop the brain… stop Larry Tact…

Ah… yes… Yossi Hayat… I almost forgot… Yossi… Hayat… Haynatic… Fanatic…

Dear GOD!! YOU WON’T WIN, FANATIC, YOU (((FCC)))!!! TONIGHT I’M GOING TO BEAT YOU THEN MAKE SURE YOU KEEP HER!! IF YOU LOSE TO FIRST YOU WON’T LIVE TO REGRET IT, YOU HEAR ME?!?!

…mister entertainment…

I’m sorry… I… I’ll keep my voice down… I’ll save you…

BAXTER: (((from through the door))) What about Yossi? Hey, Jen, what’re you doing here?

HARDING: Get out of the way, Marcus sent me

BAXTER: But…

HARDING: (((ignoring Baxter))) Mister Entertainment?

ME: …yes?

HARDING: Are you going to be OK tonight?

ME: Yes. It’s the Autistic Miracle who has to worry… he won’t be OK, will he, New ERA? No…

HARDING: Are you coming out now?

ME: (((ignoring her))) They say autism’s a problem with the brain… well… the only problem is he’s standing in my way… he saw what happened when he put his hands on the King of New ERA, and that wasn’t in a match…yes, he was knocked out… and he will be tonight…

(((He opens his eyes for the first time)))

ME: Yossi… you failed. Again.

(((FADE OUT)))
 

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