Welcome to FWrestling.com!

You've come to the longest running fantasy wrestling website. Since 1994, we've been hosting top quality fantasy wrestling and e-wrestling content.

Faith is the Beginning.

Deacon

Member
Joined
Apr 1, 1998
Messages
309
Points
18
Age
49
Location
Urbana, OH
Deacon rests his head on the turnbuckle. He is dressed in work out gear, a red CSWA muscle shirt and black tearaway basketball pants. The shirt is sticking to him, wet from sweat. The bottom two buttons of his pants are already loose. And as he looks up from the turnbuckle, sweat dripping from his brow, he smiles.

"It be long time since I grace CSWA stage. Many people say it be long time coming, but t'en again, people been saying t'at about this matchup also - The Deacon vs. 'Triple X' Sean Stevens."

Deacon pauses for a moment, wiping the sweat from his eyes.

"How long it been since we first cross paths? Correct me if I wrong, but I believe we had words over somet'ing. My memory not always best, too many blows to head I t'ink, but I could swear we tossed a few verbal jabs at one anot'er...over Mark Windham? And now, we t'row more t'an verbal jabs, we get t'e real t'ing."

Again, Deacon smiles, grabs the rope with both hands and leans hard against it.

"I've watched you for some time. I suppose I could start wit' my talk of how you never face someone like me, and you will trash talk how you t'e 'Blue Eyed Bad Guy' or somet'ing. We could go back and fort' but in t'e end, what we say leading into t'is not matter - t'is be one HEAVEN of a matchup. Why no one try t'is before beyond my understanding. You WILL bring your "A" game, and I WILL bring all t'e fait' I can muster. And WE will put on one amazing show. I've seen t'e evidence you will bring. And I KNOW you seen t'e evidence of my fait' over t'e past 5 years. I'm willing to believe t'at my fait' in Christ just enough to put all three of your -x's- down for 3 seconds. And we just have to wait few days to see where t'e evidence lies."

Deacon steps out of the ring as the camera cuts.
 

jediPREZ

Shadowboss
Joined
Jan 1, 1970
Messages
5,127
Points
36
Website
nfw.e-wrestling.org
There is much work to do...

(FADEIN: The Professionals - 'COCKY' CRAIG MILES and 'HOT PROPERTY' EDDIE MAYFIELD are sitting in a hotel suite. They're both watching DEACON's latest promo, cigarettes dangling from their lips, eyes looking confused...almost like they're watching an X-files episode that just makes NO sense.)

MILES: "Now, let me get this straight. Buckley said this guy is one of OUR partners?"

MAYFIELD: "I just ain't feelin' this, Craig."

MILES: "I don't think I've seen something so serious since the <> Exchange lost their KY-Jelly."

MAYFIELD: "I can't rock the mic with this, cat. He's all about Jesus and (BLEEP!). This just ain't right. Am I not supposed to say Mother(BLEEP!) SH(BLEEP!) CO(BLEEP!) WHO(BLEEP!) around this guy? I don't know how to do that!"

MILES: "You're right, Eddie. But we gotta be The Pros about this. We gotta do what we have to do to make this work."

MAYFIELD: "What are you talkin' about?"

MILES: "You've seen it on Springer, you've seen it on Ricki, Montel and Jenni...and now..."

MAYFIELD: "No Craig, I don't think he's ready. Look at him, he's purer than the finest in Colombia!"

MILES: "It's time to give Deacon a makeover, Eddie. PROFESSIONAL STYLE. C'mon, there's much work to do."

(MILES leaps off the couch and spiritedly runs out of the room)

MAYFIELD: "I'm gettin' too old for this (BLEEP!)."

(FTB)
 

About FWrestling

FWrestling.com was founded in 1994 to promote a community of fantasy wrestling fans and leagues. Since then, we've hosted dozens of leagues and special events, and thousands of users. Come join and prove you're "Even Better Than The Real Thing."

Add Your League

If you want to help grow the community of fantasy wrestling creators, consider hosting your league here on FW. You gain access to message boards, Discord, your own web space and the ability to post pages here on FW. To discuss, message "Chad" here on FW Central.

What Is FW?

Take a look at some old articles that are still relevant regarding what fantasy wrestling is and where it came from.
  • Link: "What is FW?"
  • Top