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Foxx v Wells

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All RP for the match between FOXX and JARED WELLS at RAPTURE should be done in this folder. Any RP posted outside of the folder will not count.

** RAPTURE matches have a RP limit of 2 RP's per participant..


The RP deadline is 11:59pm PST on Friday, March 30, 2007. Angles should be sent to secandido@san.rr.com ...
 

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"Heh...and here comes the kickoff..."

Foxx stands with crossed arms and a tapping foot. Blue jean jacket, t-shirt, worn but not tattered blue jeans. The only background is her rusty, blue Chevy pickup parked in an unknown lot.

"You learn all kindsa things in this industry. I wouldn't have thought that. But then here I am, heading to one wrestling endeavor in Iowa just to have to rush off to catch a plane to some place called Montserrat. It took some research but hey-"

Shrug

"It seems like a pretty wild place. Can't wait ta take the tour an all. See the volcano an all the pretty stuff."


"But! I also learned another thing. I learned what this industry can do to a person. Take Jared Wells for example. It's hard to find info from way back when on Mr. Wells, but from what I understand he was wrestling before I even finished high school. Back then he used ta not be such a bad guy from what I understand. I recall something about Ring a' Fire or something or other. Or I could just be thinking of Johnny Cash, God bless his soul."

She drifts for a second on the thought of Cash before coming back to us.

"But something happened... Something...snapped so to speak. The man that Jared Wells had once been died abruptly and he came back as a drugged up, sexed up bastard."

"Now this man...this shadow of a man rambles on swearing every five seconds, speaking of how he never uses condoms and just generally being an asshole."

She shakes her head in disdain.

"I see Jared Wells and I say, 'The day I become like that is the day I retire.'"

"And then it hits me. I realize that if I become like that I may just like what I've become and everything I know will be gone. I won't WANT to retire. That thought scares me."

"That thought scares me, because I didn't enter this sport for money, fame or the cheer of the crowd like a drug in my veins. I do what I do because I like it and I strive to become better."

"But then I look around me and I see people. Poisoned by greed, sex and the general desire to inflict pain on another person. Why do they do this? Why do YOU do this, Mr. Wells?"

"I look around and I see these people and I realize that I'm the minority in this business. The one everyone calls naive. The one everyone knows will never get anywhere till she finally comes to her senses and realizes you have to go in there with the desire to bring your opponent to the brink of death to win."

She grins. A sly grin. A fox grin.

"But I will never be like that. So I suppose I'll just continue biding my time, standing quietly, tall, unique as everyone passes me by on their road to bigger and better things."

"I'll continue standing, weathering the insults and sexual slurs tossed like stones to try to knock me down. If I never make it beyond this point? I'll be disappointed, of course, but I'll still be better than most where it really matters."

"You, Mr. Wells, have awakened a fire within me. A new beginning has arrived. No more prancing about with prissy girls. It's time to rumble with the boys now. I've wanted this for a loooong time."

"Good luck, Mr. Wells. Even if you think you won't need it."

FTB
 

BarryClarkJr

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Sweet Jesus.

(FADEIN to JW sitting back in hotel hot tub drinking beer)

JARED WELLS: I just don't (BLEEP) get it. I don't, I really don't. My status in this world goes without any question. I've done more in this business than porn industry. Unlike others I don't need some count down contract signing. I mean NEW actually had a press conference about Alex Wylde! What a piece of F(BLEEP)KIN' dog S(BLEEP)T! I came to NEW on my terms. Legend, the myth, and as always the man to be with returns to face Foxx?

(...pauses)

Foxx?

(...pauses)

How about F(BLEEP)K?

I really don't understand why you think I'm some drugged up sex bastard? Well OK I'm a sex bastard. Drugged up? Well OK I used to. What's funny is you said "The day I become like that is the day I retire". You will never ever have to retire because you don't dangle like I do, unless your a SHIM? Then again Chevy trucks are for females.

You so seem fascinated in research on not only a venue but Uncle Jared. What did you find? How to catch a VD? Whether you can stand up or sit down when you pee?! Maybe taking a dump doing a handstand is worth it?! I really don't know what your term paper is but you already get an F for F'ed up.

Sweetheart I'm not here to play house. Your ready to rumble with the boys and wanted it for a long time? I say no thanks because I have a problem with female virgins at a late age. There is always something wrong. I'm glad I started a fire within you, I have that effect but I won't help you. You don't mind if I bring a friend do you?!

Foxx, what you need to realize I'm more than just great speech, I'm one of the greatest F(BLEEP)KERS ALIVE! Not only outside of the ring, but inside of the ring. I've retired a lot of people in the past decade and I have no problem staining your dress.

You say your not about the money, fame, the crowd but strive to be better? I've already surpassed better, beyond great, damn near immortal if I have to be corny. I already got the money, and the crowd loves me and hates me no matter what. I'm just here to rape careers and become the NEW World Champion.

Mr. Wells is fine. Daddy will be better.
 

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Foxx sits on a hotel bed in a dimly lit hotel room. Anyone who's been paying attention to EPW would recognize it as the same room from her latest chat with Shawn Hart in preparation for the Television Title match over there. Apparently since she hasn't traveled since then, chances are she's in Iowa. She doesn't really look too happy...

"Do you think YOU'RE my ideal opponent to start off my run in New Era outside the now defunct women's division, Mr. Wells?! I would certainly hope not. A chauvinistic womanizer with no regard for anyone but himself and the attitude that he's the best thing that's happened to the planet since sliced f**king bread is NOT my idea of a good time!"

"You can make claims of being legendary, but I just don't see it...anywhere. All I see is a drunken pervert with an attitude. If you really are so great, prove it. Not with words. Not with a past that means absolutely jack at this point in time. Prove it by working your way back up the rungs of greatness."

"It's not my fault the women's division was dissolved and I have to start all over again, but you...you decided to leave everything and come back and expect everyone to ooh and ah at you like you're some herculean athlete come back to take his rightful place. You LEFT. Have you been working? Keepin yourself at the top of your game? Or have you been knocking back booze and bringing women to your bed with confidence and stories of being a star, making time here and there to maybe lift a weight or two?"

"We don't know til you get there in the ring and show if you still got what you left with. Me? I've been working myself bloody, preparing to rectify past mistakes and make my return something noteworthy. I will NOT be ignored and I will NOT be dismissed. I may be okay with being passed by and left behind, but it sure as hell won't be because I wasn't trying to make it farther and it DEFINITELY won't be because I'm a woman."

"I plan to go in there and give one hundred percent of the talent I possess to crush your jaded perspective of me and come out of my first match with a win. I hope you plan to do the same, cuz I haven't found any reason to fear or respect you in any form of the words, sir. Prove. Me. Wrong."

"Apparently you don't do research. Do you find it funny that I knew nothing about you and had to browse some archives to come up with anything? Go figure. Yeah, I looked you up to know what I may be in store for. I came prepared for you to underestimate me and crack a few sex jokes. Well your jokes ain't funny. Yeah, I really AM a virgin, but the only problem is jerks like you. I'm not one to just hop in the sack cuz it supposedly feels fantastic. I wanna make something of it and so far I haven't found a single man that I might even consider. You?! HA! You gotta be kiddin me?!"

"I'm also slightly insulted... Since when is twenty-two a 'late age'? I came out of high school with a diploma and a dream and shipped straight off to Japan and pursued my career path from there. I can understand the fact you didn't research...but do I really look that much older?..."

"I tried looking up just what a 'shim' is and the only things I found were a rock band, some people's names and something used in engineering, but I'm going to take a wild guess at just what exactly you meant and ask you just what you think I should be driving? I really don't care what I drive, but that ole truck a mine hasn't failed me yet and I don't plan on junkin it for a good long time. I'm not a shim nor have I ever been. You however are an extroardinarily huge *sshole. I really don't see what any of that has to do with retiring though."

Long, drawn out sigh. Damn this is gettin old.

"Anyways, you go ahead and 'stain my dress', but realize that I'm not really a big fan of dresses and have no problem lighting it on fire and tossing it back at you. You better watch it though. That high horse you're on seems to be made of dry kindling wood. Wouldn't want it to catch fire and send you hurtling back to Earth and the world where you're not so great as you make yourself seem."

Realization flashes onto her face.

"OH! Almost forgot the entire reason I wanted to speak again. The question presented, Mr. Wells, was 'WHY?'. I asked you why and all I got was a message based on your rampant sexual tendencies berating my opinion and the way I do things and blabbering on about how you shouldn't be fighting Foxx in your first match back."

"By the way, do you realize Jason Payne did almost the EXACT same thing when HE faced me? I wouldn't ask him how the match went. He seemed pretty peeved."

"But really, the question isn't who, what, where, how or when. The question is why. You give me that answer and I'll keep my mouth shut for the rest of the week and allow you peace to do whatever it is Jared Wells does in his spare time."

She leans a bit closer to the camera as the old, friendly Foxx smile we're all used to returns to us.

"So... Care to share?"

FTB
 

BarryClarkJr

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God Was Never On My Side

(FADEIN Jared Wells laid back on a couch wearing jeans, black cutoff shirt that says 'I Support Single Moms', his arms up on the couch with a beer between his legs)

(SHAKES HEAD IN CONFUSION)

JARED WELLS: Now, the EPW, Shawn Hart, and a television title really in the same sentence is a pile of dog S(BLEEP). I mean, who really cares about the EPW?! Shawn Hart?! My god you might as well talk about Britney Spears and tampons. Jason Payne? JASON PAYYYYNE? Are you serious!? Jason Payne, he's not stupid, he's possessed by a retarded ghost. Big F(BLEEP)KIN deal.

(LAUGHS)

NEW had a women's division? Get the F(BLEEP)K outta here!

Foxx, this will be the greatest thing in your career. Soon after, you'll move on to bigger things like get married, get that double wide trailer, maybe have about ten, fifteen kids?! I know, I know I'm an A(BLEEP)HOLE. You keep saying that. My lifestyle is different than everybody else. It's either be married and bored, or single and lonely. I'm none of that. Foxxy, every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

But really I'm not such a bad guy Foxx. So don'tcha get your panties all in a jumble there. People in this world have a problem with not having a sense of humor. What's funny is you think I'm telling jokes, but reality is they are real life stories. A VD is no joke. DP is no joke. BJ is no joke.

As for respect, there is no reason why I want any nor give any. For what? A pat on the back saying your great? F(BLEEP)K that. I've been in this industry long enough to have some bull(BLEEP) like that. Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

The way it goes around here, I resume where I left off, at the top. You can sit there and bored me with the typical speech about respect, hard work, and all that other S(BLEEP)T. Been there, done that. Sadly enough NEW is forcing you to be in the same ring as me. You shouldn't be mad at me, ya might wanna be mad at NEW.

Learn from your parents mistakes Foxx use birth control!

(FADEOUT)
 

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