robishott
League Member
( an office building,just outside of hollywood. Rob walks in alone and walks up to the desk in the lobby and plops down in a waiting chair. his appointment with a talent agent is soon)
secratary- ROB FRANKLIN?
rob- yeah?
secratary- mr. phillips will see you now
rob- alright
(rob walks down a long, skinny hallway to the door at the end and knocks)
(the door swings open to reveal a twig-like man with a cheap suit on)
rob- are you mr phillips?
phillips- yes sir i am, sit down please
(mr. phillips gestures to an overstuffed chair by his desk)
rob- whatever
phillips- so rob- you wanna be a pro wrestler?
rob- no
(both men sit down)
phillips- what do you mean no?
rob- i want to be famous no matter whai i have to do, even if i have to entertain a bunch of rednecks
phillips- well... ok then- lets get started shall we?
rob- please
phillips- so... whats your gimmick?
rob- are you joking?
phillips- no, not really... you do have a gimmick riiiiight?
rob- HELL NO!
phillips- well, dont worry- ill make up one
rob- no you wont you dumb jack-ass!
phillips- no need for that kind of language-
rob- THE HELL WITH THIS!!!!
phillips- c'mon rob, just take a look at these-
(phillips takes out a huge box and pulls out a fireman's hat)
phillips- put it on!
rob- this is bullshi-
phillips- "the FlameThrower!"
rob- that's really fuc-
phillips- "don't play with fire- or you'll get burned!"
( rob gets up and starts to leave)
phillips- NO NO NO! what about this? you're an amnesia patient and no one knows who you you are. you may have killed somebody. we'll call you... John D-
rob- thats the stupidest thing i've ever heard. what idiot would have that gimmick?
phillips- you're right- that is really stupid.
rob- stop wasting my ****ing time. im gone
(rob leaves)
secratary- ROB FRANKLIN?
rob- yeah?
secratary- mr. phillips will see you now
rob- alright
(rob walks down a long, skinny hallway to the door at the end and knocks)
(the door swings open to reveal a twig-like man with a cheap suit on)
rob- are you mr phillips?
phillips- yes sir i am, sit down please
(mr. phillips gestures to an overstuffed chair by his desk)
rob- whatever
phillips- so rob- you wanna be a pro wrestler?
rob- no
(both men sit down)
phillips- what do you mean no?
rob- i want to be famous no matter whai i have to do, even if i have to entertain a bunch of rednecks
phillips- well... ok then- lets get started shall we?
rob- please
phillips- so... whats your gimmick?
rob- are you joking?
phillips- no, not really... you do have a gimmick riiiiight?
rob- HELL NO!
phillips- well, dont worry- ill make up one
rob- no you wont you dumb jack-ass!
phillips- no need for that kind of language-
rob- THE HELL WITH THIS!!!!
phillips- c'mon rob, just take a look at these-
(phillips takes out a huge box and pulls out a fireman's hat)
phillips- put it on!
rob- this is bullshi-
phillips- "the FlameThrower!"
rob- that's really fuc-
phillips- "don't play with fire- or you'll get burned!"
( rob gets up and starts to leave)
phillips- NO NO NO! what about this? you're an amnesia patient and no one knows who you you are. you may have killed somebody. we'll call you... John D-
rob- thats the stupidest thing i've ever heard. what idiot would have that gimmick?
phillips- you're right- that is really stupid.
rob- stop wasting my ****ing time. im gone
(rob leaves)