"Bobby Karma CSWA Anniversary GoldRush Tournament Video"
(Flash: To a black blank screen as the CSWA logo appears in the center of it.)
CSWA
(It gradually fades out and is replaced by the following graphically lettering.)
The Road to Anniversary
(Clip of: "What Goes Around Comes Around" Bobby Karma standing and leaning up against a wall wrapping his fists and wrists up with white tape emersed in deep thought.)
BEGINS...
(Clip of: Bobby Karma running up ring steps in slow motion up a staircase of the arena with the bright light illuminating the entryway brightly.)
(Text appears in the lower right hand corner the following letterings.)
Song: "Bundy"...
Artist: Animal Alpha...
Album: Pheromones...
(Slowly the beginning intro guitar rifts and drum beats of "Bundy" by Animal Alpha begin to queue up and begin a series of video highlights, montage footage of Bobby Karma and other assorted superstars of the CSWA roster that flow in sync with the song.)
(Clip of: Bobby Karma standing under a spotlight all flexed and posed under a lone spotlight while gold pyrotechnic sparks rain down from above him emoting a sincere and confident grin on his face.)
You want a piece of me? You'll make it
(Clip of: Troy Windham, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, khaki shorts and sandals is standing in the rear yard of his North Shore Oahu compound. His nose is banged up, a bruise on his left cheek. He's cradling his CSWA Unified Champion as the ocean crashes behind him.)
You want to hit me, then you're satisfied
(Clip of: Kin Hiroshi stares, slack-jawed, at the television screen in his Greensboro Hilton Penthouse Suite. Shaking with anger, Hiroshi calms himself by running his hand through his hair, and taking deep breaths. Finally, settled, Hiroshi looks at the waiting CSWA camera.)
I'm gonna fall, I'm gonna fake it
(Clip of: Bobby Karma casually looking over his shoulder into the camera.)
Now I will make you think you've won again
(Clip of: Bobby Karma standing in front of the Gold Rush Tournament five rings standing in front but slightly in between the US Title ring and the Center Ring.)
I've fallen down, my nose bleeding badly
(Clip of: Bobby Karma, performing in some sort of his unknown wrestling venues somewhere deep down in the Southern states wrestling territories wrestling in some high school gymnasium all busted open but continuing the fight before a very large crowd on their feet.)
I'm where you want me
(Clip of: Bobby Karma irish whiping his oponant into the ropes as he catches them on the return in the process of executing the beginning moments of his unique, innovative, modifed two hand choke Arn Anderson Spinebuster called "The Karma Blast". It pauses as he stops in mid motion, but then it performs a bullet time like 360 degree camera turn spinning around and then immedidately picks up as Bobby Karma resumes the moves feriously slamming his oponant down on the canvas with grace but power at the same time as the song picks up again.)
Shut your face,
(Clip Of: Kin Hiroshi holding his CSWA United States Title snuggly over his shoulder.)
Shut your,
(Clip of: Simon Theodore .)
shut, shut,
(Clip of Troy Windham holding his CSWA Unified World Heavyweight Title over his shoulder.)
shut your face up
(Clip of: Troy Douglas sits on a rattan chair on his back porch at home in Greensboro, reading Rick Reilly's golf novel Shanks for Nothing and casually drinking from a bottle of Corona.)
When doors are locked, I'm gonna get you
(Clip of: A split screen of CSWA United Champions, Kin Hiroshi and Bobby Karma looking in each other's direction.)
You are not safe any place, anywhere
(Clip of: A cuttaway shot of the Gold Rush Tournament five rings that starts from ringside and fades away really fast into the nosebleed section of the arena.)
I'm bringing Bundys, have they met you?
(Clip of: A really fast fast fowarding clip of every single combatant scheduled to take part in the Gold Rush Tournament all eyeing and focused on either taking home one or two of the prized coveted CSWA Championship titles at Anniversary.)
I'm telling stories, saying what you're gonna do
(Clip of: A flash of assorted CSWA Superstars from the US Title ring.)
Bobby Karma
Hornet
Kevin Powers
Nova
Rob Torborg
Scott Riktor
Simon Theodore
"The Commander" T. Waring
Troy Douglas
Zell Hunter
I've fallen down, my nose bleeding badly
(Clip of: Random individuals being thrown over and eliminated from past CSWA Anniversary Gold Rush tournaments.)
I'm where you want me
(Clip of: Bobby Karma standing in the center of the US Title ring eagerly awaiting for all of the other combatants to enter the ring and get everything underway.)
I know the words I know when to say them
(Clip of: A split screen of Bobby Karma and Kin Hiroshi each with mics in their hands saying their respective perverbial trash talking to one another during the course of the weeks prior to the 18 Anniversary Gold Rush Tournament.)
You're where I want you
(Clip of: Another split screen of Kin Hiroshi and Troy Windham each holding their respective titles in the center of their rings.)
I'm coming to get you
(Clip of: Bobby Karma looking all focused and intense as the camera reveals a glimmering edit of Kin Hiroshi's CSWA United States Title reflecting in his blue eyes.)
Yeah, I'm coming to get you
(Clip of: Bobby Karma looking all focused and intense as the camera reveals a glimmering edit of Troy Windham's CSWA Unifed World Championship title reflecting in his blue eyes.)
I have a surprise for you
(Clip of: A Split screen of Bobby Karma facing off opposite of Simon Theodore, the World Spelling Bee Champion.)
Beware, beware
(Clip of: Nova, sitting Indian-style (as in “those Indians we pwned to bejEEzus and back a few Benji Franklins ago) in front of a backdrop of an American flag.) He’s wearing a Statue of Liberty foam spike hat, his beard is dyed green, and on either side of him, sparklers crackle patriotically.)
Don't go to bed, don't close your eyes
(Clip Of: We see none other than the "Insane Bump Machine" himself in Zell Hunter leaning against a brickwall somewhere and the former Maverick has a smrik on his tattooed face)
I've fallen down, my nose bleeding badly
(Clip of: Kin Hiroshi holding the CSWA United States title high in the air as he is all busted open after a grueling match.)
I'm where you want me
(Clip of: A three-way split screen of Kin Hiroshi, Troy Windham, and Bobby Karma all eyeing one another respectively.)
I know the words I know when to say them
(Clip of: Bobby Karma standing in front of a the CSWA Anniversary backdrop logo speaking in front of the mic without audio final words before the big Gold Rush tournament.)
You're where I want you
(Clip of: Bobby Karma moving from the US Title ring and into the Center ring to face off against Unifed World Champion Troy Windham in the main event....HOPEFULLY.)
Shut your face,
(Clip of: Troy Windham holding his title high in the air but then a huge red question mark flashes and cuts through the center of his picture.)
shut your,
(Clip of: Simon Theodore, the World Spelling Bee Champion, but then a red slash cuts through his picture.)
shut, shut,
(Clip of: Troy Douglas but then a large red slash cuts through his picture.)
shut your face up
(Clip of: Kin Hiroshi holding his CSWA United States title high in the air, but then a huge red question mark flashes and cuts right through the center of his picture.)
(As "Bundy" comes to a close nearing the final lyrics and guitar rifts, we reach the final frame of this video montage of Bobby Karma standing in the center of a CSWA ring dressed in his full ring gear posed on a turnbuckle with his arms stretched outward in front of a live crowd as flash bulbs fires off like strobelights per second. Bobby stands dignified, focused, intense, and proud as the camera revolves around him and then the screen goes black to signify the end of this video.)
(A quote appears on the screen.)
"For I am poor. I have nothing but my dreams. I split them under your feet. Be careful where you tread for you are treading on my dreams."
-W.B. Yeats
One man...
One calling...
One destiny...
Learn it...
Know it...
Remember HIM...
(As the screen goes black, flash the CSWA copyright information in the lower right hand corner of the screen before doing a fade out.)