Ignorance is Bliss
[Fade into a EPW backdrop as John Doe stands there laughing, his voice echoes throughout the room as he suddenly stops as the camera zooms out. A candle sits on a stool as the camera comes to focus. John walks to the stool and crouches to eye level of it.]
Doe: Fire, look at it go Golem, isn’t it wonderful, the flame burning. I thought I take the same analogy as yours, but instead alter it to my own perspective. It is what we do isn’t it? Alter objects as we walk into our lives. Altering is the main concept of man if you perceive it the same way it does. In such, Aodhan and myself are going to alter the business. The business of EPW, if you think about. We joined as one of the tag teams, altering the tournament, we are going to alter the match, by winning, and we are going to alter the effects of the tournament, by winning it of course. Golem you like to jabber a lot that’s your main persona, to jabber about useless and nonsensical thoughts that mean nothing to the rest of us. Golem do you understand the importance of this match up with The Black Thunder? It is to win, to advance into the finals of this tournament. For a second there I thought you believed that you can defeat Aodhan and myself! Bt let reality hit you for a second Golem let it hit you hard, because it will at Aggression. Aodhan remembers what I said to him before our match up at Aggression, unfortunately I was unable to complete that foreseeing thought of showing him why the show was called that. On the flip side, he saved my ass and my head from getting kicked in, and due to that I owe him my greatest of gratitude. I owe you nothing Golem but a good smack in the face. I owe you a lesson in why I am John Doe and why Aodhan Lorigan is the “Fist of Poseidon”. You Golem are the spokes man for your team, I speak for us, I speak for Aodhan and myself, that you my friend are in a great ordeal, that you are facing one of the new, most dangerous tag teams formed, The Black Thunder.
[Doe blows out the candle as the backdrop flickers the a red fist holding a lighting bolt. Behind it in blue it reads “The Black Thunder.” John smiles as he looks at the backdrop then turns back the camera.]
Doe: Back to the speaking of the candle, which I just, blew out. Why? Because you are like the candle, are done, your flame, or drive, has ended. I will make sure of that Golem that you will not advance past “The Black Thunder,” that you my foe are ended immediately. Thus I cannot take you anymore, your voice annoys me, and I am not a person to become annoyed easily. Since your voice is a annoyance to myself, an possibly thousands of EPW fans, I will gladly shut it up for you personally. It should not be that difficult, since you my friend are not a difficult opponent. I’ve seen dogs more fierce than you, dogs get put to sleep, so I figure I would put you to sleep. Not kill you Golem that would be illegal, but put to sleep this stupidity of me wasting my time and energy in the ring facing off with a joke as yourself. Yes, you will mock me later, and say some stupid comment about how I think you are a joke, but I don’t lie I reveal the truth and the truth is crystal clear, you are a joke. A pure utter joke, I think that this will be a great match up Golem, a positive win for Aodhan and myself. It’s ok though I think that it is fine to lose Golem, especially in your case, practically Second Coming would have destroyed you and X-Ecutioner in the ring. I wouldn’t take a side of an enemy but that is the truth.
[John yawns as he shakes his head and looks back at another camera.]
Doe: Man, oh man, where is that guy any ways? Why do you have to talk about everything Golem? Where is your stupid partner? Ah, he knows if he opens his mouth I will shut it up as well, I think your little buddy is scared of me Golem. It is ok though, I will still kick his head in as well as yours. I can’t stand it anymore, don’t talk every again Golem, you are just angering me, yes I am a very angered man, a very, very, angered man. And I do not like being angered, it drives my insanity to the point where I will destroy anything in my sight, and you are in my sight and in my path, not only my path but Aodhan’s as well. He will not appreciate you being there, I mean the guy is going to destroy you in a blink of an eye, when you blink and then open your eyes the match will be over an Aodhan would have pinned you already, that’s how much assurance I have in this guy. You will suffer the defeat you will, and I mean will, accept and Aggression. Thus, your time is ver, and Aodhan and me will have the chance to win that Tag Team Championship. Well, since I am done talking to you Golem I will talk to your partner who never talks.
[John turns to yet another camera]
Doe: Since your name is to long I am going to call you “idiot number 2” because Golem, yes the stupid partner of yours is “idiot number 1”, see you have nothing to say, due to you know your loss is at hand. It is in your fate, and you fate is to lose to The Black Thunder. Yes you will lose to Aodhan or me, it is what you will have to accept. It is plain it is simple, it is something unavoidable. So just don’t show up, save yourself the embarrassment. Well “idiot number 2” I believe that I am done talking to you because you don’t talk so goodbye.
[Doe looks to the middle camera and nods]
Doe: Men, we embark on a journey a journey that I will complete, sorry that we, The Black Thunder, will complete and you will fail to finish. It is over for now, but trust me you will see me soon, in the ring, pounding on your face. “Be Prepared, Say Your Prayers, For The Time Is Coming.” Men, enemies, and foes, do not forget “I Am Not Just Anyone…I AM John Doe!”
[Fade to Black]