Guess what?!?

[DizzaHizza]

I'm drunk as **** right now, and don't give a ****. Lindz is sexy as all ****, and Siegel is cool as my ass in winter. Been out on "industry night" in Vegas hopping from club to club. If any of you make it out this way, you best give your boy a message/call so I can get you on a guest list for the hottest new nightclub on the Strip! Hell, in one night we had Elisha Cuthbert, both Hilton sisters (and boyfriends), Michelle Rodriguez, Wilmer Valderama, Marlon Wayons and Christinia Milian. Chances are I can get you some ***** or dick if you come by. Did I mention I'm drunk as **** right now. Because it's true.

 

[TH]

So who got more ***** last night... Wilmer Valderama or Michelle Rodriguez?

 

[User Poets]

I'm drunk as **** right now, and don't give a ****. Lindz is sexy as all ****, and Siegel is cool as my ass in winter. Been out on "industry night" in Vegas hopping from club to club. If any of you make it out this way, you best give your boy a message/call so I can get you on a guest list for the hottest new nightclub on the Strip! Hell, in one night we had Elisha Cuthbert, both Hilton sisters (and boyfriends), Michelle Rodriguez, Wilmer Valderama, Marlon Wayons and Christinia Milian. Chances are I can get you some ***** or dick if you come by. Did I mention I'm drunk as **** right now. Because it's true.

I think someone needs a new title.

 

[FrankieScott]

I'm drunk as **** right now, and don't give a ****. Lindz is sexy as all ****, and Siegel is cool as my ass in winter. Been out on "industry night" in Vegas hopping from club to club. If any of you make it out this way, you best give your boy a message/call so I can get you on a guest list for the hottest new nightclub on the Strip! Hell, in one night we had Elisha Cuthbert, both Hilton sisters (and boyfriends), Michelle Rodriguez, Wilmer Valderama, Marlon Wayons and Christinia Milian. Chances are I can get you some ***** or dick if you come by. Did I mention I'm drunk as **** right now. Because it's true.

Dove is my hero.

 

[Jinx]

I think I turned several pages at once. I got that you were drunk though. lol

Get some snap shots up of drunk celebs misbehavin' and you'll be my new hero for the day.

Being from Scotland the nearest I tend to get to drunk celebs behaving badly is when I go to a Turkish kebab shop where "Shellsuit Boab" goes after a night out. I wouldn't even lower myself to going to the same nigh club though. It's what we call a "dive" (meaning sh*thole). If you don't know who Shellsuit Boab is, I'm not surprised because I didn't even know who he was. Apparently he's one of the top characters in a soap called Rivercity. I hate soaps in general but this one is worse than Sunset Beach.


So anyway share some pics, otherwise I might just jump on a flight and see for myself.

 

[Evil James]

Vegas is fun to visit but a ****hole to live in. Trust me, I live here. Imagine Mos Eisley with casinos and even sleazier people and the end result is this town.