(CUT TO: "The Big Man on Campus" JJ DeVille, wearing his NC State varsity jacket, is walking amongst a sea of football linemen in one of the campus' weight rooms, pumping large amounts of iron.)
JJ: Mr. Riktor, I'm not sure if you know who I am, but I certainly know who you are. I'm a really big fan of your work and, of course, a really big fan of your wife, Christine. Don't take that the wrong way, Mr. Riktor -- I'm not looking to hit on her or take her from you or anything like that. I do fine enough on my own right here at school. But I think all of us will admit that's she's certainly a really stunning, beautiful woman, in a reformed prostitute sort of way.
Now, Scott Riktor... IF THAT IS INDEED YOUR REAL NAME... I've taken quite an interest in your series of promos. The ones entitled "Heroes are not born, heroes are made." And the other where you askthe question of what makes a man a champion.
I find it interesting, Scott, that you have to even ask yourself that question. I mean, after all, I was one of the few people who regularly tuned in to the IWF and to the Rocky Mountain Wrestling Federation, that is, when I could pick them up on a small-powered UHF channel broadcast out of Charlotte, the channel which usually broadcasts nothing but Baptist Church testimonials. It's a shame that you never got to wrestle in a league that had an actual cable deal, Scott, because the world missed out on a pretty talented star, no matter how you billed yourself as.
But, Scott, I have to wonder to myself... why is it you're going to the CSWA Hall of Fame in Greensboro? Why is it that you need such a prattling, lame slogan to sell yourself, like something you saw on a bumper sticker your wife unsuccesfully tried to steal at South of the Border. Why is it that you are even asking yourself What Makes A Champion, considering your success in some semi-professional wrestling leagues around this country.
(An offensive lineman walks past JJ.)
LINEMAN: Hey, JJ, go get 'em at Gold Rush!
JJ: Will do, Porterhouse! (JJ turns back to the camera.) I think we all know the reason for this Scott. It's because you don't belong here, in the big leagues, the sport's biggest stage.
I do, Scott. Y'see, I grew up not too far from the CSWA Hall of Fame, around the corner in Greensboro, actually. I used to pester my uncle to take me there, all the time. I'd go and feel inspired, and dream that one day I'd get a chance at stardom.
And I made that chance happen. Y'see, Scott, I wasn't one of these guys behind me. I was the kid who was always the first one cut from the team, the waterboy, the guy the football team threw the jockstraps on. I did't have a lot going for me, and I was rejected from the CSWA several times, but then I got my big break.
Yes, I was the laughingstock of the sport. I was the kid with an Andrew Ridgley-mullet, the kid with a dangling earring last worn by Cher, the kid who had no clue about anything, except that he was incredibly lucky to be in the employ of the two greatest wrestlers who ever lived, Eddy Love and Troy Windham.
I faced a lot of adversity, Scott. I doubted myself and, to cover for my fears, would do absolutely anything to get on television. I was consistently outmatched, I was consistently outgunned and I was consistently a loser in the ring.
But, Scott, I started to get better. And all the people used to seeing me lose... they overlooked me. And I ended up taking advantage of that, and I ended up winning my fair share of matches. I became a tag team champion, with my mentor Troy Windham. And then, after I nearly did the impossible and singlehandedly beat the <> Cutters, a legendary tag team... I challenged my boss Troy to a match.
He overlooked me, Scott. He was cocky, and he was smug... go figure. And I ended up beating him 1-2-3 in the middle of the ring.
Scott Riktor, THAT'S how you become a champion. By working hard, by getting through adversity, and by overcoming yourself.
(One of the football players, a star running back, is having trouble bench pressing his 200-pound weights. JJ turns around and grabs it for him and puts it on the rack without much of a problem.)
RUNNING BACK: Hey, thanks JJ! Can't wait to see you at Gold Rush!
JJ: No problem, D'Brickshaw. (JJ turns back to the camera.) Y'see, the people in this weight room -- they're the type of people who, back in high school, made my life a living hell. The kids who stole my books, the kids who stuffed me into a locker. But now, now they respect me. Because they recognize that I have what it takes, Scott, to become the champion that you can never become.
I know I'm the darkhorse. The Ultimate Cinderella Story. No one is giving me much of a chance in this thing.
But the next time you go to the CSWA Hall of Fame, Scott... you're going to see my face immortalized in marble. Because I'm going to beat Troy Windham one more time... and I'm going to walk out of this thing as the Unified Champion. (FTB)