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Honey, I F**ked Your Mom

Mittens T. Cat

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Joined
Jul 20, 2006
Messages
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MEMBER INFORMATION:

Name(s): A, Jeffrey Paternostro
Email Address(es): YYJ: jeffpaternostro@gmail.com
AIM/Yahoo Messenger (both if two-handler team): YYJ: ElNastico
Preferred Method of Handling: RP
Best Way to Contact: Alex: PM Jeff: e-mail

WRESTLERS' INFORMATION:

TEAM NAME: Honey I F**ked Your Mom

Individual Names: Mittens T. Cat, Yori Yakamo Jr.
Individual Nicknames: Mittens: HARDKORR PUZZAY~!!! YYJ: The Cerebral Cocksassin, The Excelllence of Sexecution, YYJ
Team Nicknames: n/a

Heights: Mittens: 6'0" YYJ: 5'8"
Weights: Mittens: 215 YYJ:
Handedness': M: Right. Y: Left
Looks': See individual bios.

Hailing From: Every Woman's Fantasy or Behind Your Mom

Disposition: loveably heelish faces
Gimmick: Two men, one bedecked in catwear, the other hardly clothed at all-- being lewd and rather perverted, teaming up to win the tag belts.

Ring Attire: M: Usual costume Y: Tearaway style track pants, and a variety of lewd and tiny wrestling tights.

Theme Music: "Grip Like A Vice" by The Go! Team

Ring Entrance: The lights dim as Grip Like A Vice begins to play, but as soon as the vocals hit the lights come back up and dildos fall from the sky like confetti. Being lowered from the rafters are Mittens T. Cat and YYJ, with huge cowboy hats and firing blanks from Smith and Wesson pistols, wearing chaps and body glitter (Doesn't seem to work for Mittens that well, the glitter). They happen to be descending whilst riding a giant dildo, which happens to be whichever product YYJ would like to promote for his company at that time.

Invidual and Team Tactics/Style: They're both, in the end, not very skilled wrestlers-- so tactics seems to be out of the reach of their brains. Things still seem to work out for them, however, a bit like when Razor Ramone and 1-2-3 Kid Teamed up. Less tactics, more spots, etc.

Individual and Team Strengths:
1. They weird everyone else out.
2. The Tony Danza (explained further in movelist)
3. If they lose, all the women in the arena will riot.

Individual and Team Weaknessess:
1. It's Mittens and Yori.
2. It's Mittens and Yori.
3. It's Mittens and Yori.


MATCHWRITING GUIDE:

for individual match guides, see: http://www.fwrestling.com/fwc/showthread.php?t=15821
http://www.fwrestling.com/fwc/showthread.php?t=15822

The Team of Yori and Mittens are pretty much a cheap, beatdown machine. Constant nutshots and of course the Tony Danza. Pretty much in-ring insanity from the moment "Grip Like A Vice" hits the speakers.

CHARACTER BIOGRAPHY:
for individual biographies, see: http://www.fwrestling.com/fwc/showthread.php?t=15821
http://www.fwrestling.com/fwc/showthread.php?t=15822

OPTIONAL DICE-ROLL STRATEGY INFORMATION

for individual Dice-Roll Strategies, see: http://www.fwrestling.com/fwc/showthread.php?t=15821
http://www.fwrestling.com/fwc/showthread.php?t=15822

Divide 40 points between the team:

TEAMWORK: 12
RING STRATEGY: 8
HOT TAG BOOST: 20
DOUBLE-TEAM:

(Hint: Numbers ending in 0 and 5 minimizes your potential attack/defense values, try 1's and 6's)

Provide a 20-set movelist as follows:
(1-5, 16: Mittens)
(6-10, 17: Yori)
1. Snapmare Takedown followed by Moonsault Dropkick to back of the head.
2. Sleeper Hold
3. Clothes Line
4. 2nd rope leg drop
5. hurricanrana
6. headbut to the groin
7. Yori Can Rana
8. inverted atomic drop
9. blatant choking
10. Yakamo Style Groin Attack
11. One chokes the opponent in the corner while the other distracts ref
12. One in the corner distracts opponent so the other may come from behind with a lowblow
13. Battering Ram: Mittens stands behind YYJ and leans forward, placing his head underneath YYJ's, in a headlock. The two then charge forward, ramming Mittens' head into an opponent's privates who had been placed in a tree of woe.
14. double hip toss, followed by a double stomp to the groin
15. double suplex
16: Poudin' from a Pu$$y
17: YORI = AWESOME
18: A Superkick, Spinning Leg Sweep combonation. Mittens does the former, Yori the latter.
19: The Rooster Brigade: Mittens puts opponent in sleeper while YYJ struts like a rooster for a bit, then makes a rooster call as the referee lifts the guys hand and it drops the 2nd time, then begins wailing on the opponents nuts, effectively waking him up.
20: The Tony Danza: YYJ thwaps opponent over the head with dildo, he stumbles back, Mittens pushes him back towards YYJ (who does it again). This continues for a while, until Mittens lowblows and simultaneously does a school boy roll-up pin with tights.
 

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