bthomas
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The normally even-tempered Fearless Jones is livid.
After all, the color commentator Sammy Benson was the reason he lost his first match in CSWA.
When people don’t play by the rules, Fearless Jones gets angry. Call it one of his pet peeves.
Fearless is watching a replay of PRIMETIME; he sees what went on with Sammy Benson, and hears the commentary of his match for the first time.
It’s not a pretty sight.
Fearless jumps off his leopard-skin printed couch as he witnesses what is surely to be the first of several screw-jobs of his CSWA career.
[font color=orange](Cut to Hiroshi lying on the mat holding his face as Jones scrambles up the ropes to his feet.)
BB: Jones is motioning that he’s had enough and he’s going to finish it! He’s motioning for the “The Super-Dope Cool-Down Technique.” Boy am I glad Sammy wasn’t here to hear me say that! Uh-oh, speaking of which, here he comes!
(The camera cuts to Benson walking back towards the commentary table holding a massive hotdog, he walks past the ring, unaware of the abuse he is getting from the fans for blocking their view.)
BB: Jones is outside the ring and climbing the turnbuckle, what in the world? As Jones was climbing the turnbuckle, he accidentally kicked Sammy’s hotdog! Its gone all over Benson!
(Cut to an chili-drenched Benson standing there fuming as the crowd mock him. Jones is unaware of what he is doing as he perches above the ring.)
BB: Sammy is up on the apron…OH NO…HE’S PUSHED FEARLESS JONES OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! MANNY FERNANDEZ WAS CHECKING ON KIN HIROSHI AND DIDN’T SEE IT! NOW JONES IS LYING HOLDING HIS KNEE ON THE GROUND.
(Benson walks back to the table.)
BB: What were you thinking?
SB: That stupid freak robbed me of a hotdog, and now I smell like chili!
BB: Hiroshi is standing on the top turnbuckle, he looks down at Jones, he leaps off the turnbuckle….HIROSHI-MA BOMB! THE BOMB HITS THE TARGET! HIROSHI COVERS JONES…..1…..2…..3!
SB: Serves the goof right for ruining my post-match snack.
BB: You’re going to get into a whole load of trouble for that.
SB: Do I look like I care? Somebody get me another hotdog![/font]
Fearless throws the remote against the wall and shatters it into 47 pieces.
He walks over to his kitchen bar and swipes all the contents off of it onto the floor with one swing of his arm.
“A Damn Hot Dog!!! My impending win, GONE!! It’s ON now sucka… It’s ON!!! It’s bad enough I can’t get no respect around here, but to have a damned two-bit Marv Albert wanna-be interfere in my match – Just as I prepared to destroy Kin Hiroshi with the Super-Dope Cool-Down Technique, Marv Albert has to come by and interfere in my match…. Now that aint right Sammy Benson! Your Momma should have learnt you better BOY! You should know not to mess in the Big Folk’s affairs… But just as my Father taught me long ago – What people’s folks don’t teach them, the world will… Don’t worry Sammy – I’ll get you another Hot Dog – and shove it straight up where the sun don’t shine!!!” Fearless screams at the television set as the PRIMETIME Footage keeps on rolling…
“AS for Kin Hiroshi… He’ll get what’s coming to him this week on SHOWTIME. Me and the Lone Ranger Paul Michaels, We’re going to get our just due this week… Ain’t no way the Machine and the Muffin Man can withstand the fury of Fearless Jones and Texas Ranger Paul Michaels!!! And this time… this time when I get atop the ring, and it’s time for the Super-Dope Cool-Down Technique, the fans won’t be disappointed!!!” Fearless says as he rubs his chin and watches the footage of the Paul Walker vs. Machine match that took place after his match at PRIMETIME.
“Why? Because I’m Fearless, baby…”
After all, the color commentator Sammy Benson was the reason he lost his first match in CSWA.
When people don’t play by the rules, Fearless Jones gets angry. Call it one of his pet peeves.
Fearless is watching a replay of PRIMETIME; he sees what went on with Sammy Benson, and hears the commentary of his match for the first time.
It’s not a pretty sight.
Fearless jumps off his leopard-skin printed couch as he witnesses what is surely to be the first of several screw-jobs of his CSWA career.
[font color=orange](Cut to Hiroshi lying on the mat holding his face as Jones scrambles up the ropes to his feet.)
BB: Jones is motioning that he’s had enough and he’s going to finish it! He’s motioning for the “The Super-Dope Cool-Down Technique.” Boy am I glad Sammy wasn’t here to hear me say that! Uh-oh, speaking of which, here he comes!
(The camera cuts to Benson walking back towards the commentary table holding a massive hotdog, he walks past the ring, unaware of the abuse he is getting from the fans for blocking their view.)
BB: Jones is outside the ring and climbing the turnbuckle, what in the world? As Jones was climbing the turnbuckle, he accidentally kicked Sammy’s hotdog! Its gone all over Benson!
(Cut to an chili-drenched Benson standing there fuming as the crowd mock him. Jones is unaware of what he is doing as he perches above the ring.)
BB: Sammy is up on the apron…OH NO…HE’S PUSHED FEARLESS JONES OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! MANNY FERNANDEZ WAS CHECKING ON KIN HIROSHI AND DIDN’T SEE IT! NOW JONES IS LYING HOLDING HIS KNEE ON THE GROUND.
(Benson walks back to the table.)
BB: What were you thinking?
SB: That stupid freak robbed me of a hotdog, and now I smell like chili!
BB: Hiroshi is standing on the top turnbuckle, he looks down at Jones, he leaps off the turnbuckle….HIROSHI-MA BOMB! THE BOMB HITS THE TARGET! HIROSHI COVERS JONES…..1…..2…..3!
SB: Serves the goof right for ruining my post-match snack.
BB: You’re going to get into a whole load of trouble for that.
SB: Do I look like I care? Somebody get me another hotdog![/font]
Fearless throws the remote against the wall and shatters it into 47 pieces.
He walks over to his kitchen bar and swipes all the contents off of it onto the floor with one swing of his arm.
“A Damn Hot Dog!!! My impending win, GONE!! It’s ON now sucka… It’s ON!!! It’s bad enough I can’t get no respect around here, but to have a damned two-bit Marv Albert wanna-be interfere in my match – Just as I prepared to destroy Kin Hiroshi with the Super-Dope Cool-Down Technique, Marv Albert has to come by and interfere in my match…. Now that aint right Sammy Benson! Your Momma should have learnt you better BOY! You should know not to mess in the Big Folk’s affairs… But just as my Father taught me long ago – What people’s folks don’t teach them, the world will… Don’t worry Sammy – I’ll get you another Hot Dog – and shove it straight up where the sun don’t shine!!!” Fearless screams at the television set as the PRIMETIME Footage keeps on rolling…
“AS for Kin Hiroshi… He’ll get what’s coming to him this week on SHOWTIME. Me and the Lone Ranger Paul Michaels, We’re going to get our just due this week… Ain’t no way the Machine and the Muffin Man can withstand the fury of Fearless Jones and Texas Ranger Paul Michaels!!! And this time… this time when I get atop the ring, and it’s time for the Super-Dope Cool-Down Technique, the fans won’t be disappointed!!!” Fearless says as he rubs his chin and watches the footage of the Paul Walker vs. Machine match that took place after his match at PRIMETIME.
“Why? Because I’m Fearless, baby…”