i was very arrested friday night.

[Mittens T. Cat]

for dui and posession of cocaine.

it was really gay. the bullcrap wasn't even mine. and now i'm ****ed but at least i won't have to go to prison.

anyway, yeah. i have match turned in... sometime this week?

 

[Frozen Atlantic]

...

...

AHAHAHAHAHA!

Only in NFW.

 

[jediPREZ]

I just spit up my milk at work.

The good news is that Devin produced an IM convo that will be used as a placeholder for the match, if you do get it in.

The IM convo is actually too funny NOT to be put on the show, all things considered with the 'theme' of it. So we may have two versions of the NFW TV Title match.

Barry also produced a good post-match segment that will further scare society.


ANNNNNNNYWAY, I'm sorry to hear about this. We can chat on IM, but I've gone through something very similar...more than once in my life, actually. Its not good times, its definitely bad times.

Although, I will admit... ...ze stuff was mine. JAH!

The Only Fedhead for NFW,

JK


P.S. The show will be posted sometime this evening.

 

[Mittens T. Cat]

It didn't help that on the police video they asked me who the president was, to which i replied myself and asked them where my limo was. though that did make me a hit with the officer who arrested me, who asked me to repeat what I said to several other policemen.

yes i was drunk.

anyway, just put up the IM convo.

it's probably way more hilarious and entertaining than what i've written.

 

[DWoods]

Is this story anything like that manhole-sized lemon pie you said you cooked up that one time? And then when I asked you to send me a piece via FedEx, you said it was stolen from the window sill by the neighbourhood fat kid? Then when I asked you again what had happened, you said you'd ate it all in one sitting?

Well which was it, Alex? Hmm? Bull**** you ate a lemon pie that size all by yourself... Liar.

Quit tellin' your fibs, liar. Come clean.

I WANT A PIECE OF PIE.

 

[Mittens T. Cat]

Devin your mom ate the pie. Okay? I shared it with her. There!

YOU WANT THE TRUTH, YOU ****ING ASSHOLE!?!? THERE'S THE ****ING TRUTH YOU ****ING STUPID ASSHOLE!!! I SHARED THAT LEMON PIE WITH YOUR MOM, BECAUSE SHE TOLD ME SHE'S MY FRIEND AND YOU TALK **** ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK TO HER!!!

 

[DWoods]

Whatever, Alex, you big queer. My mom said that when she went over to your house the only pie you were offering was your "scrumptious" "jizzy pizzies" -- jiz-filled pies? That's disgusting, Alex. She said that when she declined, that you started piefacing yourself with them, then "got arroused" and kept screaming "TAKEEE MEEEE, TAKEE MEEEE" and mentally regressed to that of a five year old.

Sad, Alex, so sad.

 

[Mittens T. Cat]

Of course you know all about the mentality of five year old children, how they react when covered with "jizzy pizzies". That's the most digusting thing I've ever heard, Devin. You're like Michael Jackson, only instead of getting them drunk you go ahead and drive it home.

With your dick, I mean.

You drive home your dick. Into their garages. I mean mouths.

You stick your penis in five year old mouths, Devin.

That's way. way. gross.

 

[DWoods]

FUNGY COCK

 

[Mittens T. Cat]

sucks for you. i don't have a cock.

or a vagina.

 

[DWoods]

I love a good mystery. ^.^