(Scene opens up to a private gym. Several nautilus machines are around the room, as well as free weights. In the far right corner, Token is on the bench press. He’s got several large plates on each side of his bar, and he’s easily knocking off repetitions. Steve Hotbody is across the room working the leg machine. The Rant Ricky Gant is doing dumbbell curls in the middle of the room. “The Truth” Tommy Rage works out towards the front of the screen, working his shoulders on the nautilus machine. )
(Yo Nigga by Public Enemy is blasting in the gym)
(Rage turns and sees the camera)
RAGE: Turn down the music. The GXW finally decided to send out a camera crew.
(music fades to black)
RAGE: Well it’s about damn time you guys showed up. The most interesting thing in this promotion and you guys keep trying to keep us in the shadows. Oh wait, my bad I’m sure we’d get more press if we had shown up on Fish Fund like the rest of the roster here. I keep forgetting that this is the triple A affiliate of Greensboro.
As you can see, we’ve been working out damn hard, getting ready for my in ring debut. See, I’m worried. I need to make sure that I get extra preparation. Why you ask? Well, I messed with the wrong nigga. Do you know what that’s like? Do you know the trepidation one feels when messing with the wrong nigga? I mean that made me think twice about how he punked his pathetic ass at Onslaught. I mean, I second-guessed that utter humiliation of him for several seconds.
I mean after all the guy is actually talking about being the future here? The future? (laughs) Then man, I’m a prophet. No way even I thought the GXW was in THAT much trouble. I thought letting him in this promotion was some sort of community service that President Zieba had to serve. Adopt a wannabe program or something. I mean take a look at the guy. He looks like the Black Doogie Howswer and tries to act like tough black brotha #1 from some 70's Shaft movie.
(Hotbody and Gant from the background.)
Shut your mouth.
RAGE: D-Money get ready for the second D-Beatdown. You didn’t learn your lesson the first time, so this time I’ll make sure to beat it into you nice and slow, so even you mentally challenged ass can get it. Now if you excuse me, I’ve got to get back to my training. After all, I did mess with the wrong nigga.
(FTB)