(FADEIN to Boogie Smallz backstage after Aggression 69. He has a towel draped over his neck with black mist wiped on it from the spraying by Rezin and the residue of the misting still lingering on some of his face. Smallz is seated on a bench in the locker room with a camera pointed at his face. Kenny Lombardo, the resident backstage reporter, is standing there with a microphone in hand wanting to get comments from the former GXW World champion and current EPW superstar.)
KL: Boogie, you had a tough match-up this evening…losing to Anarky and Rezin in the Round One of the King of the Cage tournament. In essence, you eliminated yourself from the contest and fed your tag team partner to the wolves, so to speak. What’s running through your mind right now?
BOOGIE SMALLZ: Just shut the fuck up and hold the got-damn microphone! I’m not gonna sit here and do an interview right now, but I will make a statement. I could go off on Alceo Dentari. Call him a worthless piece of ish, talk about how he put ZERO EFFORT into our tag match, and ridicule him for being a poor excuse of a wrestler to rep the set he claims known as Defiance. But what will that prove?
He landed THE BEST possible tag partner ANYONE in this tournament could’ve gotten…and he pissed it away by thinkin’ he could ride my coattails and have me do all the work! Him with his Napoleon Complex tryin’ to act all big and bad in the match like he was somebody. It sickens me to the core that he got to headline the event because he absolutely didn’t deserve it.
Dentari didn’t take this ish seriously and neither did about half the people entered into this tournament. And to all of them, I say a loud and boisterous…FUCK YOU!
I wasn’t gonna let Anarky or Rezin try to dictate ish to me. Put my fate in their hands? Kill that noise. Not happenin’. I’m glad they won such a highly contested match. (Rolls his eyes.) We all know, if I hadn’t got saddled with a worthless tag partner…the outcome would’ve been a lot different.
So this message goes out to guys like Stone & Steel Syndicate…and the Sons of Tradition.
Oblivion.
Christian Light.
Michel LaLiberte.
Politically Incorrect.
Paladin.
And even that little shit, Alceo Dentari.
You royal fucked up this tournament! By you not botherin’ to put forth any effort whatsoever into the King of the Cage…you basically screwed me over!
How…you might ask? Well, by you all just mailin’ it in, you cost someone that deserved to advance in this tournament a chance to have a better partner. By all of you tossin’ your names into the mix…you took up slot for guys that could’ve competed. This would’ve meant more names to put into the Lethal Lottery, which would’ve given me a shot to land someone that could hold up their end of things in a tag team setting.
I know I’m not the only one that feels this way. All of you are a DISGRACE to this sport!
But I am going to offer one of you…
On second thought…fuck it…ALL OF YOU…an opportunity to make it right.
A chance to clear your names and tarnished reputations after this travesty has been committed. That’s right. I am callin’ each and every one of you out!
OPEN CHALLENGE!
See…the thing is, due to my contract expirin’ in EPW, I only have one match left with this company.
And I want to go out with a BANG!
I want as many of you in the ring at Aggression 70 that have the balls to accept this challenge…so I can beat the ever-livin’ shit out of each and every one of you!
So what’s it gonna be? You gonna just sit there and let me call all of you out…and not do shit about it? Or are you gonna man the fuck up…attempt to redeem yourselves and be able to walk with your heads held high because you refuse to go out like that? With your last matches with EPW bein’ a complete and utter embarrassment to the companies you represent and whatever fans cheered you on for your appearance here.
Think it over. Choose wisely. You’re on the clock.
BELIEVE ‘DAT, BITCH!
(Boogie stands up and shoves Kenny Lombardo as he exits.)
KL: WOW! What a major statement by Boogie Smallz tonight. Who will accept the challenge? And did Boogie bite off more than he could chew by issuing such an open contract like that? Time will tell. Stay tuned to EPW and as soon as we hear anything on this situation, we will keep you informed. So long from San Diego!
(FADE TO BLACK)
KL: Boogie, you had a tough match-up this evening…losing to Anarky and Rezin in the Round One of the King of the Cage tournament. In essence, you eliminated yourself from the contest and fed your tag team partner to the wolves, so to speak. What’s running through your mind right now?
BOOGIE SMALLZ: Just shut the fuck up and hold the got-damn microphone! I’m not gonna sit here and do an interview right now, but I will make a statement. I could go off on Alceo Dentari. Call him a worthless piece of ish, talk about how he put ZERO EFFORT into our tag match, and ridicule him for being a poor excuse of a wrestler to rep the set he claims known as Defiance. But what will that prove?
He landed THE BEST possible tag partner ANYONE in this tournament could’ve gotten…and he pissed it away by thinkin’ he could ride my coattails and have me do all the work! Him with his Napoleon Complex tryin’ to act all big and bad in the match like he was somebody. It sickens me to the core that he got to headline the event because he absolutely didn’t deserve it.
Dentari didn’t take this ish seriously and neither did about half the people entered into this tournament. And to all of them, I say a loud and boisterous…FUCK YOU!
I wasn’t gonna let Anarky or Rezin try to dictate ish to me. Put my fate in their hands? Kill that noise. Not happenin’. I’m glad they won such a highly contested match. (Rolls his eyes.) We all know, if I hadn’t got saddled with a worthless tag partner…the outcome would’ve been a lot different.
So this message goes out to guys like Stone & Steel Syndicate…and the Sons of Tradition.
Oblivion.
Christian Light.
Michel LaLiberte.
Politically Incorrect.
Paladin.
And even that little shit, Alceo Dentari.
You royal fucked up this tournament! By you not botherin’ to put forth any effort whatsoever into the King of the Cage…you basically screwed me over!
How…you might ask? Well, by you all just mailin’ it in, you cost someone that deserved to advance in this tournament a chance to have a better partner. By all of you tossin’ your names into the mix…you took up slot for guys that could’ve competed. This would’ve meant more names to put into the Lethal Lottery, which would’ve given me a shot to land someone that could hold up their end of things in a tag team setting.
I know I’m not the only one that feels this way. All of you are a DISGRACE to this sport!
But I am going to offer one of you…
On second thought…fuck it…ALL OF YOU…an opportunity to make it right.
A chance to clear your names and tarnished reputations after this travesty has been committed. That’s right. I am callin’ each and every one of you out!
OPEN CHALLENGE!
See…the thing is, due to my contract expirin’ in EPW, I only have one match left with this company.
And I want to go out with a BANG!
I want as many of you in the ring at Aggression 70 that have the balls to accept this challenge…so I can beat the ever-livin’ shit out of each and every one of you!
So what’s it gonna be? You gonna just sit there and let me call all of you out…and not do shit about it? Or are you gonna man the fuck up…attempt to redeem yourselves and be able to walk with your heads held high because you refuse to go out like that? With your last matches with EPW bein’ a complete and utter embarrassment to the companies you represent and whatever fans cheered you on for your appearance here.
Think it over. Choose wisely. You’re on the clock.
BELIEVE ‘DAT, BITCH!
(Boogie stands up and shoves Kenny Lombardo as he exits.)
KL: WOW! What a major statement by Boogie Smallz tonight. Who will accept the challenge? And did Boogie bite off more than he could chew by issuing such an open contract like that? Time will tell. Stay tuned to EPW and as soon as we hear anything on this situation, we will keep you informed. So long from San Diego!
(FADE TO BLACK)
