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Nova

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Re: September 12, 2008

Sometimes, three months is the same card.

There was this CSWA card one time, in Greensboro...man, it was crazy.

SEG #1 (Near the opening of the show) - Nova is born. Chad Merritt delivers the baby. On the birth certificate the father's name is listed as dwarf planet FUNKITRON.

SEG #2 - Nova begins wrestling at age 7, developing a particular affinity for the tag team scene. Tragedy strikes, however, when his partner "Fuzzy" Wuzzy Wuzzabear is incinerated in some ill-timed entrance ramp pyrotechnics.

SEG #3 - F*ck a band, Nova's exhibition on a canvas-laden dancefloor against Jockamo "The Strap" Johnson and The Pimple Kid is the highlight of the prom.

SEG #4 - The Hacker shows up and messes with EVERYTHING. Mysteriously, Nova is 6 years old again. :confused:

SEG #5 - Surrounded by friends, family, and well-wishers, Nova's body is placed in a Viking boat and shoved off the shore of a lake. Sammy Benson sounds the horn and fires a flaming arrow onto the boat, and the fans watch it burn as the show fades to black.
 

User Poets

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Re: September 12, 2008

There was this CSWA card one time, in Greensboro...man, it was crazy.

SEG #1 (Near the opening of the show) - Nova is born. Chad Merritt delivers the baby. On the birth certificate the father's name is listed as dwarf planet FUNKITRON.

SEG #2 - Nova begins wrestling at age 7, developing a particular affinity for the tag team scene. Tragedy strikes, however, when his partner "Fuzzy" Wuzzy Wuzzabear is incinerated in some ill-timed entrance ramp pyrotechnics.

SEG #3 - F*ck a band, Nova's exhibition on a canvas-laden dancefloor against Jockamo "The Strap" Johnson and The Pimple Kid is the highlight of the prom.

SEG #4 - The Hacker shows up and messes with EVERYTHING. Mysteriously, Nova is 6 years old again. :confused:

SEG #5 - Surrounded by friends, family, and well-wishers, Nova's body is placed in a Viking boat and shoved off the shore of a lake. Sammy Benson sounds the horn and fires a flaming arrow onto the boat, and the fans watch it burn as the show fades to black.

I think I wrote the fourth segment.
 

Ford

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Sorry Guys. I'm only a fourth of the way with seg six. It's taken me ages. I got to the part where an engulfed Nova rides to the North Pole on a shrieking Rudolph, just desperately pleading not to be eaten once his flesh is chard medium well.

But mmmm, reindeer meat is too sweet.
 

Nova

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I got to the part where an engulfed Nova rides to the North Pole on a shrieking Rudolph, just desperately pleading not to be eaten once his flesh is chard medium well.

But mmmm, reindeer meat is too sweet.

LAZY FORD.

I sent you the PM outlining this angle in 1971, fourteen years before I was even born.

We've given him enough time, post the show.
 

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Flames in his wake, Cimon rolls up in a Dolorean. He kicks open the door and out pops him, Robot-Christopher Walken, Raptor Jesus, Ben Franklin and Alternate-Universe Katz who's wearing a gold-plated infant Nova around his neck.

*lowers shades*

Sup doodz?
 

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