User Poets
The Shadow Pope
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Hell, in FW time, three months is only two weeks.
Sometimes, three months is the same card.
Hell, in FW time, three months is only two weeks.
Sometimes, three months is the same card.
There was this CSWA card one time, in Greensboro...man, it was crazy.
SEG #1 (Near the opening of the show) - Nova is born. Chad Merritt delivers the baby. On the birth certificate the father's name is listed as dwarf planet FUNKITRON.
SEG #2 - Nova begins wrestling at age 7, developing a particular affinity for the tag team scene. Tragedy strikes, however, when his partner "Fuzzy" Wuzzy Wuzzabear is incinerated in some ill-timed entrance ramp pyrotechnics.
SEG #3 - F*ck a band, Nova's exhibition on a canvas-laden dancefloor against Jockamo "The Strap" Johnson and The Pimple Kid is the highlight of the prom.
SEG #4 - The Hacker shows up and messes with EVERYTHING. Mysteriously, Nova is 6 years old again.
SEG #5 - Surrounded by friends, family, and well-wishers, Nova's body is placed in a Viking boat and shoved off the shore of a lake. Sammy Benson sounds the horn and fires a flaming arrow onto the boat, and the fans watch it burn as the show fades to black.
I think I wrote the fourth segment.
I got to the part where an engulfed Nova rides to the North Pole on a shrieking Rudolph, just desperately pleading not to be eaten once his flesh is chard medium well.
But mmmm, reindeer meat is too sweet.