Times Ticking
[Fade in as John Doe rises from his seat in a bar. John hands the bartender a $10 dollar bill as he shakes his head raising the T.V volume.]
T.V: John Doe verse Aodhan “The Fist of Poseidon”. Can the rookie defeat John Doe on his debut, or will he fall short to the grasp of the destructive John Doe? Find out this week on Empire Pro Wrestling!
[John shuts off the T.V as he yawns.]
Bartender: Tired John?
Doe: You have no clue this fool has me training like crazy.
Bartender: He shouldn’t be a problem John, take it easy have to run downstairs and restock.
Doe: All right, [bartender leaves]. So I have a little idiot trying to tell me that he is going to put his fist down my throat? Ha! You said that right Aodhan…whoops I’m sorry “Toilet Water God”. I’m getting agitated by you Aodhan, you’re starting to get on my bad side, and that’s a side you don’t want to see. Its to late for that know I guess, you already ticked me off, and so now you have to pay the piper. You my friend are going to have to feel my wrath. You think I was just playing with you? You are a joke! You call me the joke? I will show you wrong I have to kick your ass up and down the ring now. After you it’s time for me to work up the rankings, to become the number one contender for the Intercontinental Championship. You will have to watch me do that from your hospital bed. I’m sick fo you already! You have no clue what pain you are going to face at Aggression! This is the end of you, you are the reason why I started to wrestle to eliminate loser like yourself! You say that I am a joke, you don’t even know me, I am going to make you pay for that. I am going to make you pay for even coming into EPW. You will see what I am going to do to you, up close and personal. This is your end, your doom, your career is going to come to a sudden halt after Aggression, you though that you would drive me off with that little lesson of geography? Well I will show a lesson, the lesson of pure and utter pain. Pain that I will provide for your body, pain you have never felt before, you will feel my wrath upon you as you slowly sink away from EPW, you say I will fall? No, no you will fall you will be the one doomed, you think you are contender for the World Heavyweight Championship, you have to be kidding me! I would like to see them take you and destroy you for you will never come back. I would like for that to happen. Oh yes I did learn something to day, that you are more pathetic than I thought, I can’t wait to step toe to toe with you just for I can smack the stupidity out of your small slow brain. This isn’t going to happen, you will not be able to break me down, I don’t fear you God of the Toilet Water. I am starting to feel as if I am going to have to break every single bone in your body before you get the point that you need to SHUT UP. Yes please shut up you are just embarrassing yourself more than you have to. I mean it’s embarrassing that you think you are going to destroy me in the ring, you make me giggle. It’s quite funny actually, you Aodhan “God of the Toilet Water” stepping in the ring with me, IT’S NOT A JOKE ANYMORE! This has just became serious Aodhan. This match is going to be one you will never forget, your first match a loss to the hands of John Doe, you thought that I was going to let you slide when you said there are hundreds of John Doe’s? You think I am your little friend calling me Johnny Boy? Don’t ever….ever call me that, you call me John Doe, you understand me? No? Well then maybe I should beat it into your ******* skull! You stupid prick you thought I was going to just say ‘Ok Aodhan, I will let you pin me 1…2…3?” you’re more crazy than I am! This is my time!! My ring!! My win!! My show!! My turn to kick your ass up and down the damn ring, I am getting sick of you, sick and tired of each and everyone of you that I face in the ring calling me Johnny Boy like I am your friend form High School, I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND! Never have, never will be! I am going to break every bone until you cry, I am sick of you already! I can’t wait till Aggression, it’s ticking, the time is ticking away until I break your head in! I will end this once and for all! Just remember “I Am Not Just Anyone…. I AM John Doe”!!!
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