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TH

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The scene is at the Anonymous Family Home in Philadelphia, specifically, the den. It's Christmas Eve. On the big leather sofa that Jericoholic gave his parents as a Christmas gift with his Cyber Brutality check in 2001 (and it still looks like it's in good condition, too), Jericoholic Anonymous and Lollipop are snuggling in front of the fireplace, which is crackling warmly, glowing.

Lolli: Babe, I'm, like, glad you decided to come home for Christmas instead of spending it in Europe with everyone else.

JA: Me too. It was a minor reason in my decision to come home and train for this Pier Six thingy.

Lolli: Yeah babe.

Silence for a few seconds. JA breaks it.

JA: Y'know, about that whole thing with you getting involved in the match with Jack.

Lollipop begins to get a sour look on her face.

JA: I told you not to stick around, yet you did. And you even endangered yourself further by involving yourself in the match.

Her eyes become widened as she stumbles to try and find the words.

Lolli: Babe, I... I just didn't... umm...

JA interrupts her.

JA: I never had the chance to thank you for that.

Sigh. Of. Relief.

Lolli: Well... you like don't have to babe. I just wanted to do what I could. That dude like tried to hurt me too.

JA: I know babe. You're a very independant spirit. I've always liked that about you. When you grabbed that ring bell, and you put yourself on the line, it showed how much you care for me. And... well, I realized then I can't ever live without you. So if you don't mind, I wanna give you your Christmas present tonight.

Lolli's eyes perk up. JA pulls something out of his pocket, rolls off the couch, grabs Lolli's right hand, gets down on one knee...

JA: Babe... merry Christmas... will you marry me?

Oh-Em-Gee. Lollipop is surprised, albeit pleasantly. She gasps. A tear rolls down her cheek.

Lolli: Oh babe... yes... yes I will like, y'know, marry you.

JA leaps onto the couch with a giant hug to his new fianceé. Suddenly, their bliss is interrupted by a voice coming from upstairs.

Voice: Jericoholic and Lollipop, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes... KISSING! YEAH! KISSING ROCKS! WOOO!

Another voice.

Voice 2: You idiot! You messed it up! I'm gonna mess you up good.

Voice: NO! I'm gonna make you cry!

THWACK!

Stumble, rumble, tumble... and thusly, from the upstairs rolls violently Angleholic Anonymous. He rushes to his feet and dusts himself off.


AA: Oh, uh, hi there.

JA: You ass! Get the...

The mere threat of JA getting up to give him some more of that smackdown that Benoitholic thusly began to lay down on him is enough to send Angleholic racing back up the stairs. JA settles back down to his bride-to-be.

Lolli: Oh yeah, I'll like marry you babe, but under like, y'know one condition.

JA: What's that, babe?

Lolli: I don't, like, have to wear a lucha mask like your mom did after marrying into the family, y'know.

JA: slyly I don't know...

Dealbreaker? Lolli's just starting to nudge that ring off her finger...

JA: Heh, alright, no lucha mask for you babe.

Lollipop just smiles at JA, and htey both go back to snuggling on the couch. No more need for words. She's the happiest woman on the planet tonight.

From the Famous Fighting Anonymous Family to yours, may you have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Festivus or whatever it is you celebrate.

And OOC, I wish everyone in A1E, EPW and the CSWA a very happy holiday season!
 

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