MASS TRANSIT - Triple Threat - Eric Dane v. Dick Fury v. Brad Andrews

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TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
Roleplaying thread for Eric Dane v. Dick Fury v. Brad Andrews

NO WORD LIMIT
No stacking allowed whatsoever (in a Triple Threat, as long as SOMEONE responds, you can post another RP)

Roleplay deadline is Tuesday, June 23 at 11:59pm Central time​

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[Justin]

[Up.]

Eric Dane:
How about that battle royal, huh?

[The Only Star shrugs.]

Eric Dane:
Total and complete bust if you ask me.

Goddamned robot won the whole thing, and I'm still not convinced that robots are a thing. Still, had Dick Fury not been flopping around like some kind of greasy fish out of water and Brad Andrews not been...

You know what, who the fuck is Brad Andrews?

Is that like, Jeff's third cousin twice removed?

[He rolls his eyes.]

Eric Dane:
Whatever.

Point of the matter is, I'm in a foul fucking mood and come MASS TRANSIT I'm going to put somebody in traction. I don't really give a shit which one of you it is, and I don't even really give a shit if they ring the bell and call this a real match. We can meet in the parking lot for all the fucks I don't give.

[Nod.]

Eric Dane:
In the mean time in between time, the honeymoon is over. Whoever walks out of MASS TRANSIT with the Red Crown, your ass belongs to me sooner rather than later.

Contendership be damned.

[End.]