GreggG
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(CUT TO: "The Lord of the Cyberverse" Jimmy Valenti stands with a backwards mesh hat, long hair a mess, wearing a not-so-tight fitting suit, holding his oversized cell phone. Next to him on the left, clad in his black mask with orange horns and a "NSS" T-Shirt, is TSUNAMI, head tilted, arms folded, looking intimidating despite his small frame. Next to TSUNAMI is "The Warhorse Kid" Johnny Lang, the hair of his bangs falling sharply over his dark eyes as he smirks, playing with the tape on his hands, looking very sadistic.)
JIMMY: (pointing the cell phone antennae at the camera.) I AM A GENIUS. I AM THE SMARTEST PERSON ALIVE. That is why *MY* bank account has many, many zeroes in it. That is why *MY* house has many, many rooms in it. That is why *MY* garage has many, many cars in it. Because I am a genius. And I am the smartest person alive.
My brilliance, my high I.Q., my EVERYTHING has made me a millionaire. And it has also made me a man who has created a stable of three men that is *SO* powerful... a stable of three men that is *SO* incredible... that we only have ONE goal in mind. And that is the COMPLETE and UTTER DOMINATION of the CSWA.
Behind me now stands two men who are PRIMED to take over the tag team division. You have on my right is a man who has faced EVERY veteran in the CSWA... every so called "legend"... and you have a man who has stood toe-to-toe with the best and has gotten a win against ALL of them. Yet, you fans... you stupid, idiot fans... you hang up signs with Eddy Love's face, Steve Radder's title belt or Kevin Powers' logo. You respect men whose abilities PALE in comparison to the man behind me now... but you yourselves do not respect The Warhorse Kid, Johnny Lang. Well, you can take your signs and your respect and you people can SHOVE IT. Because Johnny Lang doesn't NEED it and nor does he WANT it. Not from you people. Because now, he is in an alliance with his peers. He is in an alliance with people who are THE most talented men in the world. He is in an alliance... (laughing and swinging his cell phone around) LED BY ME!
And also behind me is a man whose name is only spoken in hushed whispers for the CARNAGE he can reign. Behind the mask of TSUNAMI is a calculating man... a man who would kick his BEST FRIEND in the head JUST to send a message. And the message that was sent was that there was no more Mister Nice Guy. There was no more games. No more Dawn of a New Day. There was TSUNAMI doing what he does best... hurting people just because he can. Because The Posterboy of the Hardcore Generation... and one of the most FEARED wrestlers ever in this sport... is BACK.
And the group is LED by a man by the name of Evan Aho... a man who has a lot of talent but lacked DIRECTION. A man with the physical abilities but admittedly lacking in the upstairs department to get the job done... Evan Aho is one of the greatest wrestlers alive today. Yet, so far in the CSWA, he hasn't done anything worth mentioning. But now... under my guidance and following my orders... Evan Aho WILL become the next great wrestler here in the CSWA. He WILL become a superstar. And he will bring untold glory to The New Suicide Squad... the greatest alliance in the CSWA's PAST... PRESENT... AND FUTURE. (FTB)
JIMMY: (pointing the cell phone antennae at the camera.) I AM A GENIUS. I AM THE SMARTEST PERSON ALIVE. That is why *MY* bank account has many, many zeroes in it. That is why *MY* house has many, many rooms in it. That is why *MY* garage has many, many cars in it. Because I am a genius. And I am the smartest person alive.
My brilliance, my high I.Q., my EVERYTHING has made me a millionaire. And it has also made me a man who has created a stable of three men that is *SO* powerful... a stable of three men that is *SO* incredible... that we only have ONE goal in mind. And that is the COMPLETE and UTTER DOMINATION of the CSWA.
Behind me now stands two men who are PRIMED to take over the tag team division. You have on my right is a man who has faced EVERY veteran in the CSWA... every so called "legend"... and you have a man who has stood toe-to-toe with the best and has gotten a win against ALL of them. Yet, you fans... you stupid, idiot fans... you hang up signs with Eddy Love's face, Steve Radder's title belt or Kevin Powers' logo. You respect men whose abilities PALE in comparison to the man behind me now... but you yourselves do not respect The Warhorse Kid, Johnny Lang. Well, you can take your signs and your respect and you people can SHOVE IT. Because Johnny Lang doesn't NEED it and nor does he WANT it. Not from you people. Because now, he is in an alliance with his peers. He is in an alliance with people who are THE most talented men in the world. He is in an alliance... (laughing and swinging his cell phone around) LED BY ME!
And also behind me is a man whose name is only spoken in hushed whispers for the CARNAGE he can reign. Behind the mask of TSUNAMI is a calculating man... a man who would kick his BEST FRIEND in the head JUST to send a message. And the message that was sent was that there was no more Mister Nice Guy. There was no more games. No more Dawn of a New Day. There was TSUNAMI doing what he does best... hurting people just because he can. Because The Posterboy of the Hardcore Generation... and one of the most FEARED wrestlers ever in this sport... is BACK.
And the group is LED by a man by the name of Evan Aho... a man who has a lot of talent but lacked DIRECTION. A man with the physical abilities but admittedly lacking in the upstairs department to get the job done... Evan Aho is one of the greatest wrestlers alive today. Yet, so far in the CSWA, he hasn't done anything worth mentioning. But now... under my guidance and following my orders... Evan Aho WILL become the next great wrestler here in the CSWA. He WILL become a superstar. And he will bring untold glory to The New Suicide Squad... the greatest alliance in the CSWA's PAST... PRESENT... AND FUTURE. (FTB)