Manson
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((FADEIN: MICHAEL MANSON, in new "NFW FEARS MANSON" and "NFW EAST" ballcap and leather pants stradles a couch in the posh office space of the NFW EASTERN CONFERENCE located on a floor of CASTOR V STRIFE Productions Headquarters.))
MANSON: For awhile, I considered "The NFW is Mike Manson's *****", but then, I thought that strayed too far from the target demographic, but I believe the point remains the same. After all these years, all this hard work, the pez-eatin', grave-diggin', batmobile-ridin', lyin', cheatin', son of a *******ed ***** is the most feared man in all the industry.
Well, I was before, but after some serious thought, I'm glad all of you came out and just admitted it. It's great that so many of you finally got over all your ego and pride issues and admitted my superiority. I mean, I always knew it, sure, but for all of you to stand up together and acknowledge it as well, it's like I discovered the cure for cancer and am being rewarded.
Now finally, between my resposibilities as spokesperson for the EASTERN CONFERENCE, the premier conference and division in all of sports, I can finally get in the time to reprise my role on FOX's smash-hit, the OC as Ryan's streetwiser, cynical, older friend who once ran with his crew in-between stays at the mental ward.
There are those of who may be wondering what I'm talking about, as per usual, and I apparently have week 12 off. That would be because when the all went out, that the NFW competitors could cross the conference lines, that they could challenge anyone, that not one came forward to challenge Mike Manson.
You might ask, why then, Mike, why didn't YOU challenge anyone? Well, believe or not, I don't normally have to and by the time I made my way down to the NFW's east coast headquarters to talk up my co-worker Quentin Sullivan, most of the challenge card was full and no one had the courage or tenacity to step forward and ask for MICHAEL MANSON.
It's not about respect, because I'm used to disrespect, but right now, its the fear that gives me a warm feeling inside. And I can't say this is an unexpected occurance. CASTOR STRIFE and I threw open the doors to the NFW EAST to you all, to the whole world, to write your own destinies, to escape whatever tyranny in the form of the Seven Deadly Sins or Calvin Carlton were presenting. To think for yourselves and have the free hand that so many of you were complaining you lacked in the NFW.
And a few came forward, the NOT Jonathan Marx's, the Beau Michaels's, the select of the industry that have helped make the NFW EAST the ratings draw and financial success it is, and these men, along with my own considerable talents are why I say with confidence that the ULTRATITLE will reside within the EAST. In fact, because all of you were too afraid to even challenge the concept of the conference, I'd say we're run through you all like a surgeon's scalpel.
Yet, here you all your chance to come forward, prove me wrong, prove the entire NFW wrong, that MIKE MANSON is just a man, that he can beaten. That he can be overcome. That the NFW EAST is inferior to the NORTH, SOUTH, WEST, and MIDDLE-EARTH. Still, there were none of you.
((MANSON begins flicking his fingers as if he's speaking in quotes.))
I might be getting somewhat "insider" here, but were I "heel" or if I wanted to make a "turn", I'd have more than ample opportunity here to lord over all of you. It's not like I haven't declared myself "God" in the past. But no, I won't.
For the same reasons that despite the fact that I can award myself 500 points every week in the East and instead face fierce competition, the work must go on. I still have to win the ULTRATITLE. However, I feel the need to express my disappointment at all of you.
Of everyone in the business, only a former assassin who once almost crippled me with one of his friends can show the fortitude to challenge me.
I will let one person pass...and that's SHANE SOUTHERN because if it's not for the ULTRATITLE, it just wouldn't feel right to me. You all complain that this is written in stone, but you just wasted your chances.
HORNET, you were one of the ones in line to complain. We had a match and it didn't end satisfactorily for either of us....and surely you see that once you leave Carolina and enter the real word....that you aren't even fit to be my altar boy. You have this confusing thing where this guy named Merritt doesn't let you wrestle, but you show up long enough to bother everyone. You see, I think, it's because you're afraid to face me again, and that leaks down to everyone else. I noticed when you were so upset with CRAIG MILES, you never once vented against the only man in the NFW he called a friend. When you tried to put together your union, you never contacted me, knowing full well unless you were tattooed like Deniro in Cape Fear you wouldn't be my lawyer. For someone who is supposed to be such a legend, all I get from you is talk about ...well that you're a legend. I continue to be unimpressed.
Along with the rest of the refugees from the river of **** or whatever you call that quaint southern promotion you all enjoy....now EDDY LOVE..you might go on about being a southern dandy (though I happen to know that one of CASTOR's finest has that name trademarked and has more than one best-selling straight-to-video erotica male adventures under that title)..but this is the NFW..and if you ever wanted to be great, if you wanted to show the entire world that you are not afraid, you would have to beat me. You mention me offhanded, as if I didn't matter. But in the NFW, the world shakes to my touch. Remember that.
JOEY MELTON? Am I the one that has to point the really pathetic romantic/anti-romantic relationship you have with LINDSAY TROY that borrows every bad cliche from television history? We have cameras backstage, look at them. I realize you're getting on in years, but if you were this bad, you shouldn't have come to the NFW, and you shouldn't go back to Carolina. Go back to Florida where old people go to die. It seems the point of all this was to try to convince everyone that JEAN RABESQUE is straight. Like that worked.
SHAWN MATTHEWS has the never-ending quest to prove himself? Now I believe euthanasia has its benefits and I enjoy beating up the elderly as much as anyone (especially when I'm throwing quarters at them), but do you really think anyone in these parts care if you beat the two guys that have slowed down to the point that just about everyone beats them?
And the DEACON? Don't tell me God hasn't told you not to smite me down yet.
Moving on to the North....well..I didn't think I could be more disappointed in JONATHAN MARX..but he finds ways to even do that...
BLACK ROSE, you came closest, you put me on a list. But that's still burying me down deep. However, you get SOUTHERN and that's good enough, but don't forget that's my investment you're riding off on.
CHRISTIAN SANDS, you like to go off and claim you have wins over all the people that matter. Actually, you don't. I went off and maimed someone while you pinned my incest-bred tag team partner. There's a difference., you know what it is, but you don't do anything about it.
Your friend, DAN RYAN, is supposed to be a mighty champion type, yet he can't help but complain that the world wants to see MANSON versus SOUTHERN for the ULTRATITLE. Perhaps, Dan, if you were more like me and so inhuman and prideful that you're incapable of submitting, as you did in the WARGAMES, you would be somewhere in some epic match-up. You haven't done anything about it either way.
Don't remind me how many times I've slapped DC STRATTON around.
AVERY PROSSER and friends, I'm quite sure I'm high on your enemy list. Then again, most people would be wary of the man who held them at tankpoint. However, with the ULTRATITLE going through the EAST, your whole agenda is getting shut out. All the same, you haven't been able to touch me. The chance is gone now.
Most of you might wonder, why of all people, of all grapplers, would I single SHANE SOUTHERN? Because his deep moral fiber contrasts with my dark analogue of a soul? Because we are both NFW bred and produced stars? Because it is the actual battle between the top two men in the NFW and this industry? Because it should have been me at FUTURESHOCK getting a title shot instead of BLOODHUNT?
Good questions all and they also work as answers.
But keep in mind, I was the one who up, like a sniveling little servant, and handed SOUTHERN the NFW world title in the first place.
It's only right that I take something back.
And, apparently, none of you are willing to even try to stop me.
MANSON: For awhile, I considered "The NFW is Mike Manson's *****", but then, I thought that strayed too far from the target demographic, but I believe the point remains the same. After all these years, all this hard work, the pez-eatin', grave-diggin', batmobile-ridin', lyin', cheatin', son of a *******ed ***** is the most feared man in all the industry.
Well, I was before, but after some serious thought, I'm glad all of you came out and just admitted it. It's great that so many of you finally got over all your ego and pride issues and admitted my superiority. I mean, I always knew it, sure, but for all of you to stand up together and acknowledge it as well, it's like I discovered the cure for cancer and am being rewarded.
Now finally, between my resposibilities as spokesperson for the EASTERN CONFERENCE, the premier conference and division in all of sports, I can finally get in the time to reprise my role on FOX's smash-hit, the OC as Ryan's streetwiser, cynical, older friend who once ran with his crew in-between stays at the mental ward.
There are those of who may be wondering what I'm talking about, as per usual, and I apparently have week 12 off. That would be because when the all went out, that the NFW competitors could cross the conference lines, that they could challenge anyone, that not one came forward to challenge Mike Manson.
You might ask, why then, Mike, why didn't YOU challenge anyone? Well, believe or not, I don't normally have to and by the time I made my way down to the NFW's east coast headquarters to talk up my co-worker Quentin Sullivan, most of the challenge card was full and no one had the courage or tenacity to step forward and ask for MICHAEL MANSON.
It's not about respect, because I'm used to disrespect, but right now, its the fear that gives me a warm feeling inside. And I can't say this is an unexpected occurance. CASTOR STRIFE and I threw open the doors to the NFW EAST to you all, to the whole world, to write your own destinies, to escape whatever tyranny in the form of the Seven Deadly Sins or Calvin Carlton were presenting. To think for yourselves and have the free hand that so many of you were complaining you lacked in the NFW.
And a few came forward, the NOT Jonathan Marx's, the Beau Michaels's, the select of the industry that have helped make the NFW EAST the ratings draw and financial success it is, and these men, along with my own considerable talents are why I say with confidence that the ULTRATITLE will reside within the EAST. In fact, because all of you were too afraid to even challenge the concept of the conference, I'd say we're run through you all like a surgeon's scalpel.
Yet, here you all your chance to come forward, prove me wrong, prove the entire NFW wrong, that MIKE MANSON is just a man, that he can beaten. That he can be overcome. That the NFW EAST is inferior to the NORTH, SOUTH, WEST, and MIDDLE-EARTH. Still, there were none of you.
((MANSON begins flicking his fingers as if he's speaking in quotes.))
I might be getting somewhat "insider" here, but were I "heel" or if I wanted to make a "turn", I'd have more than ample opportunity here to lord over all of you. It's not like I haven't declared myself "God" in the past. But no, I won't.
For the same reasons that despite the fact that I can award myself 500 points every week in the East and instead face fierce competition, the work must go on. I still have to win the ULTRATITLE. However, I feel the need to express my disappointment at all of you.
Of everyone in the business, only a former assassin who once almost crippled me with one of his friends can show the fortitude to challenge me.
I will let one person pass...and that's SHANE SOUTHERN because if it's not for the ULTRATITLE, it just wouldn't feel right to me. You all complain that this is written in stone, but you just wasted your chances.
HORNET, you were one of the ones in line to complain. We had a match and it didn't end satisfactorily for either of us....and surely you see that once you leave Carolina and enter the real word....that you aren't even fit to be my altar boy. You have this confusing thing where this guy named Merritt doesn't let you wrestle, but you show up long enough to bother everyone. You see, I think, it's because you're afraid to face me again, and that leaks down to everyone else. I noticed when you were so upset with CRAIG MILES, you never once vented against the only man in the NFW he called a friend. When you tried to put together your union, you never contacted me, knowing full well unless you were tattooed like Deniro in Cape Fear you wouldn't be my lawyer. For someone who is supposed to be such a legend, all I get from you is talk about ...well that you're a legend. I continue to be unimpressed.
Along with the rest of the refugees from the river of **** or whatever you call that quaint southern promotion you all enjoy....now EDDY LOVE..you might go on about being a southern dandy (though I happen to know that one of CASTOR's finest has that name trademarked and has more than one best-selling straight-to-video erotica male adventures under that title)..but this is the NFW..and if you ever wanted to be great, if you wanted to show the entire world that you are not afraid, you would have to beat me. You mention me offhanded, as if I didn't matter. But in the NFW, the world shakes to my touch. Remember that.
JOEY MELTON? Am I the one that has to point the really pathetic romantic/anti-romantic relationship you have with LINDSAY TROY that borrows every bad cliche from television history? We have cameras backstage, look at them. I realize you're getting on in years, but if you were this bad, you shouldn't have come to the NFW, and you shouldn't go back to Carolina. Go back to Florida where old people go to die. It seems the point of all this was to try to convince everyone that JEAN RABESQUE is straight. Like that worked.
SHAWN MATTHEWS has the never-ending quest to prove himself? Now I believe euthanasia has its benefits and I enjoy beating up the elderly as much as anyone (especially when I'm throwing quarters at them), but do you really think anyone in these parts care if you beat the two guys that have slowed down to the point that just about everyone beats them?
And the DEACON? Don't tell me God hasn't told you not to smite me down yet.
Moving on to the North....well..I didn't think I could be more disappointed in JONATHAN MARX..but he finds ways to even do that...
BLACK ROSE, you came closest, you put me on a list. But that's still burying me down deep. However, you get SOUTHERN and that's good enough, but don't forget that's my investment you're riding off on.
CHRISTIAN SANDS, you like to go off and claim you have wins over all the people that matter. Actually, you don't. I went off and maimed someone while you pinned my incest-bred tag team partner. There's a difference., you know what it is, but you don't do anything about it.
Your friend, DAN RYAN, is supposed to be a mighty champion type, yet he can't help but complain that the world wants to see MANSON versus SOUTHERN for the ULTRATITLE. Perhaps, Dan, if you were more like me and so inhuman and prideful that you're incapable of submitting, as you did in the WARGAMES, you would be somewhere in some epic match-up. You haven't done anything about it either way.
Don't remind me how many times I've slapped DC STRATTON around.
AVERY PROSSER and friends, I'm quite sure I'm high on your enemy list. Then again, most people would be wary of the man who held them at tankpoint. However, with the ULTRATITLE going through the EAST, your whole agenda is getting shut out. All the same, you haven't been able to touch me. The chance is gone now.
Most of you might wonder, why of all people, of all grapplers, would I single SHANE SOUTHERN? Because his deep moral fiber contrasts with my dark analogue of a soul? Because we are both NFW bred and produced stars? Because it is the actual battle between the top two men in the NFW and this industry? Because it should have been me at FUTURESHOCK getting a title shot instead of BLOODHUNT?
Good questions all and they also work as answers.
But keep in mind, I was the one who up, like a sniveling little servant, and handed SOUTHERN the NFW world title in the first place.
It's only right that I take something back.
And, apparently, none of you are willing to even try to stop me.