OFFICIAL "I like my wrestlers to have pee-pees" THREAD

[Colin]

Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Anyone posted a "I CHOPPY CHOPPY YOUR PEE PEE" reference yet? Anyone?

For shame.

 

[SpookyDoom]

Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

I'm fully aware of what a slippery slope argument is. Thank you.

Why doesn't a female character = 3 year old or a midget? I mean in e-wrestling it's about the RPing ability right? That midget RPed a hell of a match so he should beat Dan Ryan.

Oh, I get it .. because in e-wrestling you can suspend belief that a 5'6, 120 pound woman can beat a 6'5, 275 pound man .. but you can't suspend belief that a 3 year old and a midget can.

Sorry, I meant false equivalence when I said slippery slope but look at how I corrected that quote for you!

 

[Dan]

Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom.

 

[TheOriginalSE]

Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Sorry, I meant false equivalence when I said slippery slope but look at how I ignored that point from you!

Likewise.

Your basic argument is "RP quality should be the only thing that matters..... except when it comes to so-and-so."

 

[SpookyDoom]

Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Likewise.

Your basic argument is "RP quality should be the only thing that matters..... except when it comes to so-and-so."

so-and-so being the difference between a full grown adult and a 3 year old or a midget? Hell, Rey is midgety enough at 5'3" and yes I do take him seriously as a champ. I had to make 5'2" Mary-Lynn Mayweather look legitimate. No, you are very much engaging in false equivalence.

EDIT: You know who else is a bad-ass at 5'3"? Mothafriggin' Wolverine!

 

[brusch]

Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

I don't really know how else to say "bad human beings should act like bad human beings in promos".

Spooky, I think your argument would make more sense if Codine was a face. I have a problem when a face CM Punk cuts a promo on heel Johnny Ace where he tells him to get his balls out of his purse, etc. etc.; as a character who's supposed to be cheered for, it goes without saying that you shouldn't make those kinds of comments.

As a heel? Go and get that heat. Make us decent, hard-workin' folks hate you.

Unless I've been wrong about wrestling all my life. I'm not sure if I'm prepared for that alternate reality.

 

[SpookyDoom]

Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

I don't really know how else to say "bad human beings should act like bad human beings in promos".

Spooky, I think your argument would make more sense if Codine was a face. I have a problem when a face CM Punk cuts a promo on heel Johnny Ace where he tells him to get his balls out of his purse, etc. etc.; as a character who's supposed to be cheered for, it goes without saying that you shouldn't make those kinds of comments.

As a heel? Go and get that heat. Make us decent, hard-workin' folks hate you.

Unless I've been wrong about wrestling all my life. I'm not sure if I'm prepared for that alternate reality.

You're saying: heels should be doing bad things to be heels.

I'm saying: going after a guy for losing to a girl is weak in the context of e-wrestling in which female characters should be treated the same as male characters.

These viewpoints do not contradict each other. Kendall Codine isn't acting heelish, he's using a weak line of attack that fails to make himself look better than his opponent. You can say that it's heelness for the sake of acting heelish... but as a talking point, it fails.

And reading through the promo again; the whole "you lost to a girl" read a lot more like a failed talking point than a legitimate appeal to the audience for heel heat.

 

[User Poets]

Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

This conversation makes me glad Brunk is involved, it means I don't have to listen to any of it.

 

[LQJT86C]

Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!



Uncle Al is leading the charge against banning all female characters from FWC. Who's with me?

 

[LQJT86C]

Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Things I've learned from Spooky: Believing another group is weaker is alright, it's only discrimination if you say it out loud.

Also: FW needs to correct where nature f*cked up.

 

[Colin]

Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Look all I'm saying is he may say he studied at Oxford but that doesn't make him an Oxonian. Right? Okay!

 

[User Poets]

Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Spooky, if you agree to download and play the song below from the speakers on your bike, and record it, I will give you a customized permanent bad motherfu**er avatar title for life.

One time offer.

You know something, I'm going to up the ante.

ADMIN CHALLENGE

Spooky, if you download the song and play it from the speakers on your bike with less than three vocal flubs, you will get the permanent "bad motherf**ker" avatar title, I will close the thread and declare you the winner, and, whether you won or lost, have nothing but nice things to say about you on the next podcast.

But since this is all about the male/female dynamic, I think you should do so with a full beard (fake beard is ok) and wearing a dress.

Alternately, if someone else does this first, they will get to decide your fate.

-Pete
(The 'whimsical overlord' type admin)

 

[Colin]

Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Abe, is that you?

 

[TheHopper]

Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Abe, is that you?

Not to hijack this hijacked thread....

But Colin.....your avatar look slike that kid is getting humped by the guy behind him. It is so politically incorrect and sickening!

There is no place for this in e-w....ever!


lol but yeah that avatar is freaky

 

[User Poets]

Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Abe, is that you?

No, but I learned a lot from him.

Except I'll never wear a carmen miranda fruit hat.

 

[Linguistic]

Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

You know something, I'm going to up the ante.

ADMIN CHALLENGE

Spooky, if you download the song and play it from the speakers on your bike with less than three vocal flubs, you will get the permanent "bad motherf**ker" avatar title, I will close the thread and declare you the winner, and, whether you won or lost, have nothing but nice things to say about you on the next podcast.

But since this is all about the male/female dynamic, I think you should do so with a full beard (fake beard is ok) and wearing a dress.

Alternately, if someone else does this first, they will get to decide your fate.

-Pete
(The 'whimsical overlord' type admin)

We have podcasts?

 

[jediPREZ]

Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Not to hijack this hijacked thread....

But Colin.....your avatar look slike that kid is getting humped by the guy behind him. It is so politically incorrect and sickening!

There is no place for this in e-w....ever!


lol but yeah that avatar is freaky

I chose Colin's avatar for him. It was after I read one of his first Dirk Dickwood pieces.

 

[TheHopper]

Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

I chose Colin's avatar for him. It was after I read one of his first Dirk Dickwood pieces.

still scary looking.

It is like those safe place signs they used to put out in front of restaurants and etc.....always looked like a person groping a kid and freaked me out.

 

[AngerManagement]

Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

the context of e-wrestling in which female characters should be treated the same as male characters.

When has that ever been the rule?

 

[Colin]

Re: ULTRATITLE Rd. 3 Br. 3+4 Unofficial Post-RP Predictions Thread!

Not to hijack this hijacked thread....

But Colin.....your avatar look slike that kid is getting humped by the guy behind him. It is so politically incorrect and sickening!

There is no place for this in e-w....ever!


lol but yeah that avatar is freaky

Look, clearly wrestling is about Vince Russo dry humping Reid Flair while Chuck Palumbo looks on. Where's the problem?

Did you pick this one or the one before this Katz? I honestly can't remember.