On the next Reality World: Hawaii

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FADEIN: On the next Reality World from Hawaii, Luster pimpslaps the guys in the house and bangs all the ladies. He refuses to work with the group and brings all sorts of ladies back to house and parties till the morning.

(Clips from the next show are being shown.)

Becky: Luster, this has to stop. We can't sleep. Last night, I saw you f*cking some stripper on the couch. There are random panties all over the house. You have to go. We are going to kick you out.

Luster: You want some of Luster. You seems like you liked what you saw. Luster can show you the package. Luster will do you like KiKi last night. You wanna rides the Funkytown Express.

(Luster starts strutting around the house and making train noises.)

Becky: What are you doing? We're are done with you. Get your sh*t and get the hell out...Amy and I should of never had a threesome with you.

(Becky starts to wimper and runs out of the room.)

Luster: You wants it.

FADEOUT: Will Luster have to leave the house for his behavior? Or will he stay and bang more b*tches? Catch the next Reality World: Hawaii on WFW TV.

 

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FADEIN: On the next Reality World: Hawaii, Luster goes into business and Biff gets lucky.

The camera draws near a sign saying "Dance like The PROS, Luster's Erotic Dance Skool".

(Inside the house, Luster is teaching a new student. she is topless but her breastes are blurred out for censorship purposes.)

Luster: you gots to shake those hips, mandinga. you gots to get the crowd shouting your name. luster can still be hearin' the chants of the ladies. (he mumbles "luster, luster, we love your c...). luster will make you a star.

Amy: I'm trying Lusty but I don't have the moves like you. I want to be a big star like you. I'm riding the pole up and down like you said but it's too hard.

Luster: luster needs you to try harder. you be needin' to rub luster's package for good luck.
Amy: Okay.

(Amy rubs the package)

Luster: keep rubbin'. you need lots a luck to become a great dancer so just rub til luster says that be enough...damn, you know how to rub the package. keep rubbin'

(Meanwhile, Becky, his roomate, enters the apartment with sign in her hand.)

Becky: What the f*ck is goin here. What is this scank doin' here and what does this sign mean. We are all working hard and you are having topless b*tches touch your d*ck.

Luster: luster don't be needin' to work hard. he be hard at work, main squeeze. you know?

Becky: What are you talking about? Get this slut out of here!

Amy: Luster said I'm not a slut. I'm will be a professional dancer.

Becky: Get her out of here now!

(Shortly after Biff, one of Luster's other roomates, enters)

Biff: What's up? Hey, what going on here?

Luster: luster gots you a gift.

Biff: Looks good, Luster. (He points to Amy) Let's go.

(Biff and Amy go to his bedroom.)

Becky: You are an a**hole!

(Becky storms out of the room.)

FADEOUT: Check out the next episode of Reality World: Hawaii only on WFW TV.