P©X Championship: MWG Chooses Stips - Chaos v MWG (c)

[TheOriginalSE]

P©X Championship: MWG Chooses Stips - Chaos v MWG (c)

All RP for the P©X Championship match between CHAOS and MWG (c) at RAUCOUS should be done in this folder. Any RP posted outside of the folder will not count.

* MWG chooses the stips for the match!

The RP deadline is 11:59pm PST on MONDAY, January 29th. Angles should be sent to secandido@san.rr.com ..

 

[NotorisSTD]

Wait. Worry. Who cares?

(CUEUP: “Through Fire and Flames” by Dragonforce…)
(CUTTO: M…W…G…sitting in his living room in his boxer shorts, watching Gilmore Girls and burning himself with cigarettes…)

LORELAI GILMORE (From the TV): I can’t decide between Luke and Chris!! And it’s all kinda pointless fussing over it, when I’m obviously going to end up with Luke when the show ends, but who knows when that will be? One more season? Two more seasons?! It’s like, my whole life is a dark room, or something.

RORY: Wow mom, your love life is even more convoluted than Madonna Wayne Grossard’s sexual orientation.

LORELIA: No sweetie, it’s just “Em, Dubbayou, Gee,” now.

RORY: Why?

LORELIA: I think because Marilyn Manson isn’t selling as many records as he did in the late 90s.

RORY: Ooooh, right.

“the hardcore legend”
“the surreal”
“the IT boy”
“the American Idol”
EMDUBBYAGEE: YES!! I’M AN OBSCURE POP CULTURE REFERENCE ON GILMORE GIRLS!! I feel so…validated!! This is even better when I won “most unorthodox wrestler of the year” in FWF, six...I mean, last year. ‘Cuz I’M YOUNG. I’m not OLD. I never turned 30!! I’M STILL PRETTY, even though I’m still not married. And I will get married. Oh yes. Even if the bloodless, bigoted Christian fundamentalist types succeed in f(bleep)ing the gay community out of their equal rights in the like, two or whatever states they can get married, IT DOESN’T MATTER TO ME!! I just wanna marry somebody rich and famous!! I’ll turn my dick inside out and become a woman!! I’ll marry a woman, if she’s famous enough!! I DON’T GIVE A F(bleep)!!

(puts another cigarette out on the tender side of his forearm, then lights another one) Ew, sorry. Got carried away for a second there. I think I was trying to make a political point, like, I’m the exact sort of person conservatives want to stop from getting married, but I’m such a freak I can do whatever I want even if it’s illegal or just clearly a bad idea. Normal rules don’t apply, not because I think there’s something philosophically or intellectually wrong with normal rules, I just don’t give a f(bleep).

And that, my darlings, is how I was able to beat up Mr. “My name is the opposite of order, so I must be really scary,” last time. He can actually tell the difference between normal, acceptable behavior, and inappropriate, destructive behavior. He just proactively chooses destruction, entropic, behavior. Hence the name, “Chaos.” Now, most of the time, when someone makes a conscious choice to make the wrong decision, that person is thought to be absurdly stupid. (burns himself with another cigarette) Ow. See? Like that. That wasn’t a good choice. But I don’t care what’s a good idea and what isn’t. I just want attention. I wanna be a spectacle. I wanna prove I exist. I don’t care about anything besides that. I’d save a flaming bus full of nuns and toddlers from falling off a cliff. Then I’d rape them all.

The stipulation I’m naming for this match, is it’s the first official “MWG wins no matter what, sex toys soaked in lemon juice death match.” And the winner gets to give a German tattoo to the loser. That means, no matter what, I get to smack Chaos in the face with my dong. With my dong, to the tune of faggot…

(FTB)

 

[Devil666]

Re: P©X Championship: MWG Chooses Stips - Chaos v MWG (c)

{{{Darkness}}}



---{{{Quickly it turns to light as the long fluorescent tube begins to glow. With a loud evil laugh and sadistic grin the outline of Chaos' face can be seen. He holds the light inches from his face while the rest of the room stays dark.}}}---

Chaos: Few men would want this G. Few men would willingly want to have a match with you. Particually when of all things you get to name the stipulations. Yet I'm not most men G. Yeah I make bad choices too or maybe I know something you don't. Either way this rematch is something I WANTED...I DEMANDED and it's something I look forward too. You see I worked hard to make that PCX Title stand out from the rest of the wrestling world. I really did...I put it and New Era on the map and then it was just gone.

---{{{He closes his eyes for a moment as his smile fades}}}---

Chaos: You see Trevor Cane wanted attention...wanted to take a short cut. He wanted the success that both of us have had, but he wasn't willing to work for it. I'd almost give him credit for trying. After all it was pretty satisfying to see the whole thing literally blow-up in his face, but the little bastard is were he belongs now. Off somewhere waiting fro the bandages that cover his face to be removed. He wanted to send me a message...he made a dreadful mistake. He cost me my title...now I want it back.

---{{{He stares at the light again then back at the camera}}}---

Chaos: That’s' were we meet again. You’re a sick and twisted man G. You’re going to turn this belt and everything I worked so hard for into a perverse joke. You’ll take the spotlight of the title match to suit whatever agenda flashes into your mind as your hear the fans curse you walking to the ring. You'll name ridicules stips just for the simple reasons you can. Well G...I'm not going to let you ruin my hard work. I'm not going to let the PCX title become some Rainbow Party joke. No...I'm going to get my title back...by whatever means necessary

---{{{He holds the light closer to his face and a hair from his goatee is slightly singed}}}---

Chaos: OOPS...bad idea right G?....well I'm full of them too. I've made wrong choices before and I'll make them again. But the worst one you'll make is if you think that belt is yours too keep. See last time I gave your props...respected you for whatever odd legendary facts would even get you mentioned on the Gilmore Girls, but I'm going to dismiss that now. I'm going to overlook all of that and just look at you as the person holding MY belt. See I like pushing the limits just like you G....I like shocking people and seeing the look on their faces too. We both just have our own way of doing it. Through you G it's all the spectacle of yourself...me...it's the sheer sight of mindless violence.

---{{{He stops and looks again at the light. He lets spit drip from his mouth till it hits the light and turns to vapor}}}---

Chaos: I bet just the sight of that G turns you on. Get your juices flowing? Well works the same for me too, but for different reasons. Yet while you want...to...what were your words again? Smack me in the face with your dong....well G...to return the favor I got a long white hot rod here that I'm more then willing to give you. Trevor Cane made me a liar last time G, but a made you’re a promise that I intend to keep.

---{{{He blows a kiss at the camera}}}---

Chaos: I said I was going to F**K YOU UP!!!....PRETTY!!!!....well when the bell rings this time...it’s a promise I intend to keep old queen. Your just bring my title down to the ring and prepare for the fight of your career. Maybe just like Trevor Cane...I'll shine my little light on you

---{{{He laughs loudly and smiles.....the light goes out}}}---

{{{DARKNESS}}}

 

[Devil666]

The Devil Waits

{{{The camera opens before a NEW Era Banner. The tall figure of Chaos walks in. He quietly unfolds a steel chair and takes a seat. He pauses for a moment and thought before looking up at the camera}}}

Chaos: I wonder G. I wonder as you lie there in bed at night, having just done God knows what and with whom...do you still feel the drive any more? Do you still feel the need to prove yourself? I mean after all I'm not feeling it from you. Sure we all get the same speech....chant my name....faggot...faggot...slap the dong around. Yet I heard that same speech once before. I wasn't intimated...impressed or even worried. To be honest I was kind of amused

---{{{He takes a deep breath in sighs loudly}}}---

Chaos: I* mean after all it's through not fault of my own that you hold the PCX Title. I came to the ring...defended it as best I could, but in the end Trevor Cane did you a great favor. He lowered the bar that I don't think you still have the drive to reach for. Sure you’re still sick and sure you'll always be twisted. But I wonder if the drive to be the best still burns inside you. I'm sure you still feel something, but who knows what disease that could be.

---{{{He stops and flashes a cocky grin}}}---

Chaos: I mean just looking at you in your last match....out cold on the floor...laying on a helpless Jason Payne...not exactly the picture of a champion in my mind. Not even a chance to defend my title and you've already made a mockery out of it. Although I'm sure somewhere you rewinding the tape and enjoying the position. Yet it doesn't matter...you’re in a much tougher one when the bell rings between us.

---{{{He points at the camera}}}---

Chaos: See I know you've been round...I've acknowledged that, but I don't really care. I told you I worked hard to make the PCX title MEAN something and I won't let you destroy that. In fact...as you'll soon find out...I made sure of that fact....and I did it well ahead of time.

---{{{He extends a finger and scolds the camera}}}---

Chaos: So G...don't make too many grand plans. You might have MY title, but it's not yours until you've defended it. Until then...well you’re just...

---{{{He recoils at the thought}}}---

Chaos: Keeping it warm for me. I will get it back G....I will. I'm determined to get it back and I'll do WHATEVER it takes to do that. I hope your ready for that kind of fight and I hope you still got that kind of fighting spirit in you.

---{{{He leans forward and looks coldly into the camera}}}---

Chaos: Because if the thought of all that doesn't get your juices flowing...then I'll just have to crack your head open and do it myself

---{{{He smiles, laughs coldly again and walks away}}}---

<FTB>

 

[Devil666]

Re: P©X Championship: MWG Chooses Stips - Chaos v MWG (c)

---{{{Chaos flashes his famous smile at the camera and shaking his head in disappointment; He steps in front of a New Era banner and looks ahead}}}---

Chaos: To say that I'm disappointed is an understatement. Here I am...my chance to get back my title...I'm looking forward to a hell of a fight and G...you go all shy on me. Well I'd don't buy it and I don’t care. You've got my belt and I want it back. And I'm going to take it back.

---{{{He points tot he camera}}}---

Chaos: That's belt isn't yours yet...not till you've defended it and you’re not going to get the chance. Soon we'll be face to face in the ring and then nothing can stop me.

---{{{He shakes his finger angrily}}}---

Chaos: You didn't beat me G...Trevor Cane stole my title and you’re just in possession of it. Tonight...when that bell ring...I'm coming to take it back...and you’re not going to stop. I'm not sure of the stips...but I don’t care.

---{{{He laughs}}}---

Chaos: go ahead. Do your worst...dueling barbed-wire dildos...go ahead...it's your funeral tonight G. I worked too damn hard to make PCX Title mean something and I won't let a pervert like you...well pervert it. All the wrestling world knows that belt...knows what it stands for...and around your waist...that means nothing.

---{{{He smiles}}}---

Chaos: Well it all ends tonight...I made a promise out first match and tonight I keep it. I said I was going to F**K YOU UP!!! PRETTY!!!

---{{{He laughs loudly}}}---

Chaos: Well queenie...tonight...I keep my promise. Only unlike usual....when you go down tonight G...it won't be by choice

---{{{He laughs loudly again, turns his back and walks off}}}---

<FTB>