You're Just Dumb Son
FADE IN...
John Doe standing ring outside of New York, New York, he is just relaxing, a cherry slurpee in his hand and a cigarette in the other. John takes a sip of the slurpee then a drag of the cigarette. He smiles a bit as he stands there, pair of black Pumas, Diesel Jeans, Iron Maiden t-shirt and his spiked black and red hair. Yeah, he is looking good as he walks a few feet to stop and put his hand with the cigarette up.
DOE:
Here you go Trevor, I waited a while before coming back on the TV set so you didn't' think that the suits had some favoritism going on, don't worry I am sure someday you will be as slick as I am, but until then well, you will Be Trevor Cane, and that's all she wrote.
You will be Trevor Cane, that guy who needs to come in and leave then come back in order to try and establish himself, in order to TRY and make a new image.
Question, how did I not come out on top at Christmas Brawl, Trevor? Did I ultimately receive a title shot? Did I ultimately get the wining prize? Granted it wasn't at Destrucity Two, but I got my TV Title shot nonetheless. Trevor, how many times have you wrestled for the TV Title?
Honestly, tell me, I am uncertain, I don't recall any times you have, then again I may be wrong.
Then again I don't know because I don't give a flying f-ck about you. No one does, so again I ask.
How many times have you wrestled for the number two belt here? A small amount? Maybe none?
And how many times have I? A numerous amount of times I have been to the next tier level Trevor, you can drag records in on this but I want you to look at where they all lead.
You are what? One and one? I was one and one and one prior to a TV title shot. If you are so adamant on records and making a point on who is better than who, look at the career TRACK record.
You LEFT New Era, you brag about Krusher running, you b-tched out yourself and ran out with your tail between your legs when your little messenger gimmick fell through.
Track record for John Doe: I have NEVER b-tched out and RAN from New Era because my wrestling wasn't up to par.
You have, and I suspect you will again, because your wrestling STILL isn't up to par. You can say it was for other reasons, you can make EXCUSES as to why you left.
Ultimately, you LEFT because you SUCKED. That's a wrap.
Now you are back, and all of a sudden, BAM! You are better because you have a one and one record? You beat Adam Benjamin, good job, he has disappeared since that match, Benjamin is in and out of this business more than any other wrestler in this industry.
And then you lost to Krusher in a non-title match.
You couldn't even break the third tier champ. You haven't really amounted to anything in your entire career, so where does this all lead to Cane? Your plug of numbers result to non-valid equation. You are getting, probably, your first shot at gold in your entire career.
Yet you still don't get the point that you have to pass through one of three people in order to even SEE that gold and wrestle for it.
You have to go through either Chaos, who will laugh in your face and tear you apart like string cheese.
Ashe Corvin who will beat you with fables and then burn your privates that you probably don't have.
Or me a guy that will out work you on a whole different level.
And you still think you have a shot? You honestly, in your heart believe that? If so, bravo, congrats, I applaud you sir. F-ck I commend you, you're my f-cking hero.
The only issue is, you don't f-cking listen, and if you can't pay the f-ck attention here, you obviously can't pay attention in that ring.
You obviously weren't listening; Chaos obviously has a hard time doing that too. I asked how LOGICAL is it that a RANDOM person would drive a home depot truck down the ramp. First of all CHAOS wanted the hardcore match, I agreed, so explain to me, Trevor since you want to be involved so bad.
If I am wrestling Chaos, and Chaos is wrestling me, why would just a random person drive that truck Trevor?
Do you not see any error in logic? Do you honestly think that a person that has nothing to gain has nothing to do with Chaos or me would take Psycho's mask or even a replica of it and interfere in our match?
We can believe, Chaos, take his word. The whole it could have been one of Krusher's students, yet we lack to ever see this assailant again. It's been three months, if it was a person who had vengeance on Chaos or I wouldn't you believe they would have continued their antics and continue to impersonate Psycho?
Or as Chaos said, it could have been someone Trevor Cane put up, yes, because Trevor Cane has the money or pull to do that. The guy can't even fend for himself.
And finally Chaos says it could have even been me.
NOW STOP!
I want everyone to think about what Chaos said, IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do you see any issue with that statement?
This guy wants us to BELIEVE that the man who drove that truck was not Psycho, and who does he name as the person who did?
ME.
Whoa! Really? Chaos, you are trying to convince us that it's not Psycho then you say I AM A SUSPECT?!
Chaos, how did I manage to go from lighting a fire ball of raid in your face to seconds later sprinting up the ramp, putting on a mask, starting up the truck, driving the truck down the ramp, through the ring, exit the truck, run backstage, take off the mask, run back down the ramp, climb in the ring and lay in it next to you and pretend I am hurt.
Are you F-CKING SERIOUS?!
You want me to believe that?! You see this Trevor? YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY!? You both are f-cking idiots.
Just dumb son, you are just f-cking dumb. That's all I have to say about you Chaos, just f-cking DUMB.
Now, Trevor, I was talking to you, so let me get off my high horse of logical beatings and readdress you. Sorry.
Want to know MY theory Trevor, and this is for you too Chaos. And this is the FINAL time I will speak about this subject.
I think Chaos had Psycho interfere and when things didn't go exactly as planned, well Chaos noticed that having his brother Psycho assist wasn't as good an idea as planned. So he cried like the b-tch he is, but in order to make sure him and Psycho stayed creditable and not look like fools, well, he simply had to say that wasn't my brother that was a different guy in a mask.
It's almost like a bank robber in a ski mask, that wasn't me that was a different guy in a mask. Mother f-cker we know it was you, everyone knows it was you, except Trevor Cane wants to side with Chaos in order to tarnish my LOGIC.
Pull Chaos' d-ck from your mouth, Trevor.
The fact is, Trevor you have not shown one ounce of merit this entire week leading to Destucity Two, all you have said is, I am bigger, I am stronger, I am back! I'm not sold, the pitiful weak fans and marks of New Era, they aren't sold, the corporate suits, not sold.
You're aren't selling genuine merchandise, on the other hand, I am. I have every reason proved as to why I am winning this match, especially when I am wrestling LOW GRADE opponents like yourself, Trevor.
On to more important people, CHAOS!
Chaos, just because I talk a lot and enjoy the sound of my own voice because it's f-cking sexy, doesn't mean you owe me anything. Chaos, you paid your debt to me, the end. You are a good man, to get an easy win over.
In fact, I will even go in deeper, I never stated I didn't care ABOUT THE MERGER. You say that is what I stated, it ISN'T. Again, Chaos, you scream for me to pay attention, remember? That it will make me a better man, yet you FAIL to do so yourself.
I warned you, don't make the same mistake again Mr. Contradiction, and yet, you do.
I said, I didn't care about the New Era and WFW SPLIT, I cared about the merger, I thought it was a great idea, it would rank up the charts and bring in more cash flow. Do I care that they split? NO, because I still have a job.
Now, when it comes down to it, we can just admit, I am the most productive and efficient wrestler in this match, bar none. As you both struggle for air, I sit breathing easy.
I breath easy because I see who my competition is, and you are welcome, because no one in this company even sees you at a level to be considered competition. So, after this match, when each of you go crying about how you lost and make some idiotic excuses as to why, you can watch as I sit on the throne of victory.
Again.
Sorry, but that's just the facts of life. I hate to be the person to deliver the message of gloomy news.
But I will gladly accept the job!
At Destrucity Two you will witness something amazing; you will witness one man triumph and win a tournament in a single night. That man, it will be me.
Now, you can live in delusion, you can pretend that this isn't going to occur, you can even list one thousand two hundred and thirteen reason as to why it won't happen.
But it will.
And there isn't a damn thing you can do about it.
FADE OUT