Poser Discussion

[THE Kyle]

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...yeah, we can keep her tats covered. Keep the nudity down. They're posers.

...unless that's your thing.

...then whatever.

They had "leaked" photos of wrestlers in UTA. (read: poser porn) while I was there.

...yup, just gonna let that sink in.

 

[Dan]

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Mmmmmkay then.

Poser porn ... because real porn is so hard to find these days.

 

[THE Kyle]

Re: Poser Descriptions

Mmmmmkay then.

Poser porn ... because real porn is so hard to find these days.

Right.

...which is pretty much where I was. I mean, if that's your thing - awesome. I'm no prude. Have fun.

But...well...yeah.

 

[Dan]

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Aston's going to be so disappointed when he first finds out that poser porn is a thing and then finds out I won't make it for him.

Somebody get that guy some ice cream ... or a warm bum.

 

[Spike Saunders]

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If Valve ever writes to us and asks us to take down our custom created poser graphics -- tell them to stop fucking around and release Half Life 3 already.

Hell, I haven't even played Half Life, but this is Duke Nukem levels of procrastination here.

Lmao.
Although to be clear... I meant Valve going after Daz3d's company.
I don't give a shit about Half Life 1 or 2, let alone 3.
Valve/Steam has nothing but SCREW YOU money at this point. They don't need to release HL3 to make money!

 

[Spike Saunders]

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Mmmmmkay then.

Poser porn ... because real porn is so hard to find these days.

Little known fact(in EW at least): Posers are nude to start - That means Dan already has his fun
--of course you can disable that, and ensure default clothing if it matters lol.

 

[fugginVOSS]

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Vossman, it's your tats. They're crazy specific and it's going to take me a while, so I'm knocking out the easier ones first while I get a hang of the new toys (I think I mentioned this already). So, really, it's your fault you don't have one yet.

I suppose that makes sense.

And I guess American Panda has some tricks you need to get done, too, right?

 

[Dan]

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[Seth]

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Oh, my God, that may be the greatest thing that I have seen all day. Or year, for that matter!

 

[Ford]

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HALT! In the name of eucalyptus!

 

[fugginVOSS]

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Holy fuck! That is epic!

 

[THE Kyle]

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Panda is epic. For real, genuinely badass.

But...


This guy...



...that dude is a psycho.

How difficult is it to change the shirt to read "@RealPsychoTurk"?

The hashtag is perfectly fine if it's too much work.

Fucking love it.

 

[QueenOfTheRing]

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HALT! In the name of eucalyptus!

The time is 8:08AM Eastern and Ford has won the Internet.

Everyone else can go home now. We're done for the day.

 

[QueenOfTheRing]

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How difficult is it to change the shirt to read "@RealPsychoTurk"?

The hashtag is perfectly fine if it's too much work.

The font size on the shirt should be larger, for starters. It's a bit hard to read unless one were to zoom way in. Might need to have the shameless personal branding land above the crowbar.

 

[Dan]

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I can make it work. It's always a crap shoot with exactly how the texture will stretch when it's placed on the prop, so that's why it looks smooshed. That crowbar is enormous on the texture.

Tweaking it is no problem. I actually had @RealPsychoTurk on the shirt then switched it to a hastag when it dawned on me that Turk was advertising his own Twitter account. Wasn't sure if you'd go for that or not.

 

[QueenOfTheRing]

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My Terminator eye demands LARGE TEXT.

 

[CraigM]

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The time is 8:08AM Eastern and Ford has won the Internet.

Everyone else can go home now. We're done for the day.

*Shows up for work*

*Reads Lindz's message*

*Drops head and goes home*

 

[Dan]

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Fun Fact: Turk's poser is loosely based on Chris Bachalo's Sabretooth from his run on X-Men in 2007. I have the hardcover of X-Men: Supernovas because it collects his work and Humerto Ramos'. Bachalo's Sabretooth looked really friggen crazy, so I grabbed the book and tried to copy it.

And if you just Googled both of those artists you just saw a little bit of why I have this poser style. Bachalo came out in the mid-90s on Age of Apocalypse with Joe Madureira. JoeMad was the first artist that I saw and said, "I want to draw like THAT!" and I was about 10 at the time. If you played Darksiders then you know who JoeMad is even if you don't know you know. That is his gaming company and his character designs on Darksiders.

 

[THE Kyle]

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Tweaking it is no problem. I actually had @RealPsychoTurk on the shirt then switched it to a hastag when it dawned on me that Turk was advertising his own Twitter account. Wasn't sure if you'd go for that or not.

Turk has learned the art of shameless self-promotion, sir.

Fun Fact: Turk's poser is loosely based on Chris Bachalo's Sabretooth from his run on X-Men in 2007. I have the hardcover of X-Men: Supernovas because it collects his work and Humerto Ramos'. Bachalo's Sabretooth looked really friggen crazy, so I grabbed the book and tried to copy it.

That's badass.

My dude's based on Sabretooth, bitches!

*drops the mic*

 

[THE Kyle]

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*Shows up for work*

*Reads Lindz's message*

*Drops head and goes home*

We tried, Craig. We'll give it a shot again tomorrow I guess.

Damnit, Ford

*wags fist*