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Riptide 8/26 08

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(FADE-IN: The camera pans around the Kohl Arena showing shenanigans from various fans. The usual Wisconsin drunk with the cheesehead hat is shown, and a rather top-heavy young lady waves seductively at the camera. Three smaller kids are then shown jumping up and down like pogo sticks as their father tries to maintain order. CUT-TO: Lady Veronica standing in front of a door in the locker room area)

LADY VERONICA: "We're here in front of the Jobber's locker room, waiting to get his thoughts on his main event match up with 'El Diablo' Angel Castillo."

(The door opens, and the Jobber comes face to face with Veronica and her microphone.

LADY V: "Jobber, your thoughts on tonight's match with El Diablo?"

THE JOBBER: "(Sighing.) No matter how wrong it sounds in the context of the conversation, my name is THE Jobber. Not "Jobber." I will forgive you this one time, but the GLCW's continued use of only "Jobber" to bill me is much more than a simple annoyance."

LADY V: (rolling eyes) "You've had strong words for El Diablo and his role model, do you think you will be able to live up to these words?"

THE JOBBER: "Do I think? Do you think I'm even concerned with a man who's hero is a person who couldn't even overcome a woman? No offense to you Lady Veronica, but the house wives of the 1950's weren't exactly intellectual powerhouses. Why am I even discussing this? El Diablo is the least of my concerns, he's a nobody, and will be below even this position after our match."

LADY V: "Then what is so important to occupy your mind if you can't even pay attention to your opponent in the main event?"

THE JOBBER: "With an opponent like El Diablo? Almost anything. But tonight, tonight my thoughts tend to stray to Nevada Smith. The big Pandorian. Then again, I guess there are no small Pandorians, even the mothers from this island are as masculine as a regular non Pandorian man. I've always wondered why a Pandorian would be named "Nevada" though. I guess his parents had some sort of gambling problem. But now, now Nevada Smith stumbles in the GLCW as a shell of his former self. In the FWF he was shown to be over the hill. First by Black Sage, then by myself. For the last 2 years he has wandered from back water fed to back water fed trying to prove he's still somebody, when in fact, he's no one. He's just another big man with no real ability, and no brains. Now that he's in a league that isn't full of people like El Diablo, Nevada Smith will once again expose himself as a FRAUD. I hope to be the man to once again expose him, but I'll take great joy in seeing it no matter who does it."

(The Jobber then returns to his locker room and shuts the door behind him. CUT-TO: Matt Faley standing at mid-ring)

MATT FALEY: "Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for the MAIN EVENT!!? ARE YOUR READY!!?? This is the last Quarterfinal Match in the tournament to crown the GLCW Heavyweight Champion! First, coming to the ring," (CUE-UP: "Pure Trauma" by Downset) "From Miami, Florida, weighing in at 234lbs., 'EL DIABLO' ANGEL CASTILLO!! He is accompanied by Sly Sterling!!"

(Sly Sterling walks through the curtain wearing a white suit and a hat resembling JR from Dallas. Sterling then points proudly at Angel Castillo as he walks through, wearing red trunks and a black vest. Both men walk down the aisle as the boos cascade down on them. Sterling smiling and displaying Castillo as if he was a newly-won trophy. Castillo climbs into the ring and waves off the booing fans as he talks strategy with Sterling)

M.F.: "And his opponent," (CUE-UP: "Lawnmower" by Worthless United) "From Whitelandia, USA, weighing in at 220lbs., THE JOBBER!!"

(The Jobber emerges from the curtain to hear cheers for one of the few times in his career, apparently stemming from The Jobber's anti-Cuban comments. The Jobber walks calmly to the ring and grabs a mic)

THE JOBBER: "What have I done to earn this reaction? Oh, I know, I was born in America. What intelligent fans we must have in the GLCW to fall in love with a man for something he had no control over. I'll never understand the mindset it requires for someone like you people to say 'Oh my gosh he's from my country, I should love him for that!'"

(The Jobber throws the mic back as the cheers quickly turn to boos)

TONY ROSS: "Well that ended any crowd support for the Jobber rather quickly! Fans, this is the main event and the winner of this match with go on to Racine next week to face Golem in the Semi-Finals on the next edition of Riptide! The fans do not like Angel Castillo's attitude or his new manager Sly Sterling, and wanted to cheer The Jobber on, but he made it clear that he is not interested!"

RICK WISEMAN: "The Jobber just feels that he is intellectually superior to the fans and for them to cheer him would mean that they agree with him and he doesn't want that since that make him look bad! The Jobber is a character, I'll give him that!"

T.R.: "So the fans will probably want both these men to tear each other apart here! Sterling is shouting at Jobber and then he exits the ring in a hurry as Jobber feigned chasing him! Castillo rushes the Jobber and here we go! Castillo pummels him with rights and lefts and he sends The Jobber right out of the ring! Castillo quickly follows out by jumping off the apron with an axehandle! He then rams Jobber shoulderfirst into the post! Castillo pauses to yell at some fans at ringside before dumping Jobber back into the ring!"

R.W.: "Before the commercial we saw Castillo's interview in the back and Sterling cut him right off! I don't know if Sterling was just being ignorant or he was that excited about talking about his new charge! Sterling is forming a formidable alliance with Castillo and his tag team Gridlock! They made their presence known last week after their attack on Steven James!"

T.R.: "Castillo pulls Jobber up and nails him with a roundhouse kick! Right in the side of the head! castillo covers!! 1....2...No!! Castillo pulls Jobber up by the hair and whips him in for a big clothesline! A series of quick elbow drops on the sternum of The Jobber by Castillo! Castillo gets him to his feet and slams him down andthen drops a fist onto the throat and now he's choking Jobber but referee Al Marinaro will have none of that! He pulls Castillo off and Sterling screams at Marinaro to keep his hands off!"

R.W.: "The guy is just doing his job and the sooner Sterling realizes Castillo can't get away with that stuff the sooner he will shut his big mouth!"

T.R.: "Castillo pulls Jobber up and goes for a suplex but The Jobber blocks it! He tries again and it is blocked and Jobber hits a suplex of his own! Jobber collects himself and drops a knee onto the head of Castillo! He pulls El Diablo up and hits an inverted atomic drop and that just rocked the spine of Castillo! He follows it with a short clothesline to the back of the head! Jobber stomps him a few times and..."

R.W.: "Hey, what's going on here!?"

(CUT-TO: The big screen suddenly shows a giant gong and a muscular individual is banging it with a sledgehammer. The lights dim. CUE-UP: “For Whom the Bell Tolls” by Metallica)

T.R.: "Hey that's JC!! What the hell is he doing here during this match!? And looks who's behind him!! Nevada Smith!! JC said he was going to be here and there he is!! Unbelievable!!"

(JC walks down the aisle with Nevada Smith following behind him as the crowd boos them loudly. Castillo and The Jobber have stopped wrestling to watch. JC grabs the house mic from Matt Faley)

JC: "Are ya happy now Jobber!? (Looks into crowd as they boo) SHUT UP! Bunch of damn PEONS! I have bought salvation to the GLCW, I’ve kept my promise! I have bought the ONE, the ONLY, the man who even the devil steers clear from! Here he is, NEVADAAAAAA SMITHHHHH!!"

(The Crowd gets even louder with their boos as Nevada heads to the ring, never taking his eyes away from The Jobber. Nevada stands right below Jobber on the floor and takes the mic)

NEVADA SMITH: (Smirking) Long time, no see amigo… How the hell are ya amigo!? Yea, I can see by that look that you’re real happy to see me… "

(Nevada hands the mic back to JC)

JC: "Like I said before… I DELIVER! BUT! While it thrills me to hear the roaring approval of the peons as well as seeing the joy I have bought to your otherwise mundane life Jobber, I’m afraid that I have a bit of bad news… Now it is true that I did sign a contract to bring talent and salvation to the GLCW… BUT! It isn’t Nevada…. No, no my friend! (The fans continue to boo…) I have bought to the GLCW… (Grins deviously) Are ya ready for this!?"

(The big screen once again shows a giant gong and a muscular individual banging it with a sledgehammer and the lights dim, “For Whom the Bell Tolls” start to play again and out walk Kraven and Flatliner, The Jobber and Nevada continue to glare at each other, Nevada is smirking….)

JC: "THEY have ARRIVED! THEY are HERE! The Unholy ALLIANCE! KRAVEN! FLATLINER!"

(The fans’ boos are deafening as Kraven and Flatliner enter the ring and slowly start circling The Jobber, Nevada continues to smirk)

JC: "No need to sweat it Jobber… Now I know what you’re thinking, here you are stuck in the middle of the ocean and the sharks are circling… But no need to worry Jobber, nah tonight is your night and I will not allow anything to spoil it for ya!"

(Without saying another word, JC and then Kraven and Flatliner exit the ring… JC has to call out to Nevada, who slowly starts to walk away, never taking his eyes off of Jobber. JC sits down at the announcer's table with Kraven and Flatliner standing stoically behind him. Nevada Smith walks to the back)

T.R.: "Hey! Castillo just snuck behind Jobber and rolled him up!! 1....2....No!! He almost had him and now we've got a major distraction at ringside here, and JC, what the hell do you think you're doing interrupting the main event of a GLCW card!?"

JC: "......"

T.R.: "Are you going to explain yourself or what?"

JC: "......"

T.R.: "Fine, keep your mouth shut, that works for me! In the ring, Jobber and Castillo are going at it after Castillo tried a sneak attack pin on the Jobber after JC brought not only Nevada Smith to ringside, but the Unholy Alliance, Kraven and Flatliner as well! I'd ask hi why Nevada isn;t wrestling here but he's giving us the silent treatment!"

R.W.: "Thank God!"

T.R.: "Rick you and I both know about JC from way back in the NFWA, we know how he operates and how manipulative and devious he is, it seems like The Jobber is their first target! Jobber hooks Castillo with a belly to belly suplex and covers!! 1.....2....No!! Jobber seems frustrated about the latest developments and he begins pounding away at castillo's face!"

R.W.: "Sly Sterling seems a but concerned out there as well, as he does not know if Kraven and Flatliner are here to take out Castillo as well!"

T.R.: "Jobber picks him up and hits a kneebreaker! He holds the leg on the way down and he drags castillo to the ropes right in front of us, and he drapes Castillo's leg on the ropes and he drops down a few times right on the leg! He's doing this as if to send a message to Kraven and Flatliner right behind us here!"

R.W.: "I don't think Kraven and Flatliner are the least bit impressed!"

T.R.: "Kraven and Flatliner seem to be the newest tag team here in GLCW, and we will be deciding the tag team titles at Chi-Town Showdown 1, and we'll see if Kraven and Flatliner will be involved in that as JC still sits here silently! The Jobber continues to work the leg by dropping a series of elbows on it! He pulls the leg but Castillo hooks him for a small package!! 1.....2....No!!"

R.W.: "The Jobber just seems to be really distracted here! I would be too if I knew these two Pandorian monsters were probably after me!"

T.R.: "Indeed! Both men are up and Jobber walks right into a single leg takedown! Castillo pounceson top and bludgeons the back of Jobber's head with forearms! Castillo pulls him up and hits a swinging neckbreaker! He pulls Jobber right back up, kicks him in the gut, and he sets him for the Salsa Picante Powerbomb/chokeslam combo!! No!! Jobber is able to punch his way out of it and he drops down right on top of Castillo and hooks both legs tigtly with a foot on the rope!! 1.....2....3!! Angel was almost able to kick out in time but not soon enough and the Jobber gets the tainted win here!"

R.W.: "Well, I guess Castillo probably would have eventually done the same thing so The Jobber just beat him to it, and look at Sly Sterling up on the apron!! He is screaming at Al Marinaro about that decision!!"

T.R.: "Nothing he can do about it since Marinaro didn't see it! Castillo is hot as he slaps the ropes in frustration and look out!! Here comes 'Showtime' Steven James!! He hits the ring and goes right after Castillo! If you remember last week, Castillo and Gridlock left James laying in the ring after a vicious attack in which Gridlock cost James his match with Castillo! Look at him lay into Castillo!!"

R.W.: "And look at Sterling!! He's waving to the back!!"

T.R.: "And here comes Gridlock!! Look out!! James is about to be in serious trouble here as Gridlock storm the ring and they begin to pound on Steven James!! This is brutal!! Look at the Jobber, he's just standing there watching this with an amused look on his face!"

R.W.: "I don't think he's going to remain untouched, Tony! There goes Kraven and Flatliner!"

T.R.: "Kraven and Flatliner have left our area and they walk behind where Jobber is standing and watching in the ring and they trip him up and he lands flat on his face!! Kraven and Flatliner enter the ring and they both grab The Jobber and lift him up high into the air!! LOOK OUT!!"

(The announcer's mics get thrown aside as the Jobber is launched from the ring onto the announcer's table, crashing through it horrifically and taking everything down with it, monitors and all. The fans go wild at the sight of The Jobber being thrown from the ring and through the table. Gridlock lets off of James and they walk up to Kraven and Flatliner in the ring and a staredown ensues between the four behemoths. JC is screaming at Kraven and Flatliner to get out the ring since their job is already done. James is able to roll out of the ring as "The Future" Brett Irvine runs down and assists James to his feet. Both of the fan favorites grab chairs and reenter the ring, but Gridlock, Castillo and Kraven and Flatliner both exit the ring quickly as they see the two men with chairs charge them. JC tries to pull Kraven and Flatliner away but their stares are locked on James and Irvine in the ring, as well as Gridlock on the other side of the ring. Just then, the crowd explodes as Maelstrom is shown emerging from the curtain. He takes a few steps, and he locks stares with Kraven, Flatliner and JC as the crowd goes bananas. Kraven and Flatliner continue to walk towards Maelstrom as JC tries to restrain them, and Maelstrom has a look of wild bloodlust in his eyes. King Krusher them emerges from the curtain and seems to be pleading with Maelstrom not to do anything. Maelstrom's looks gets even more intense as Kraven and Flatliner walk slowly past him and through the curtain. Krusher yells something at JC but he just keeps walking and he disappears behind the curtain as well. CUT-TO: Gridlock is shown shouting at James and Irvine still holding court in the ring with the chairs. CUT-TO: The bloody face of Jobber as he is removed from the wreckage of the table by EMTs as Ross and Wiseman look on. Sterling, Castillo, and Gridlock can be seen walking to the back behind the announcers, still shouting at James and Irvine, as the GLCW logo superimposes on the screen. Fade to black.)

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