(OPEN: A blurred white surface in the distance. The view shifts roughly, downward to reveal a blurred gray surface, and with a rattle and thud comes to a stop. A humming is heard and with it the view clarifies itself, coming into focus. The blurred gray surface reveals a rough ashiness; the white in the distance now more defined, showing ridges, showing itself to be a glacier. The humming stops, the view nudges to the left, then right, then left again, a faint breath heard. A couple seconds pass, soaking in the view, when a man comes into view from stage right. Adorned in zipped-up brown bomber jacket, greying hair brushed back, un-trimmed beard equally colored and scraggly, JAVID DONES looks into the distance at the glacier before him, gently placing hands into his jacket pockets. DONES tilts his head upward, closes eyes, stands silently, taking in a deep breath... Exhaling, opening eyes, JAVID DONES turns to the frame.)
JAVID DONES: "Vatnajökull, largest glacier of this utopia, Iceland. To gaze upon its surface is a delight to the optics.
A sheer sheen of bright white. Pristine. With nary a flaw visible amongst its ridges.
(Grimaces) Beneath the surface, however, lays to the unknowing, dangerous circumstances. Below the vastness of these unpolluted frozen waters sit an array of volcanoes, lava bubbling through the fissures of the bedrock, gnawing at the opportunity to erupt.
To erupt above ground.
To disrupt the clarity that lay before yours truly...
(JAVID closes his eyes and takes in another deep breath, as if he were meditating, thinking, wondering. DONES slowly re-opens his eyelids, and lets out a sigh)
Kevin Watson, yours truly sees in your testimonials a man who yearns to escape the doldrums. To escape a lifetime of promises unfulfilled, escape the need to only gain satisfaction from an internal release of nicotine. Yet, you cling onto a trinket. A trinket of what once was, what once might have been, what once could be. A defunct championship title from days of lore, long ago decommissioned, a figment of your past within the confines of the squared circle.
I, Javid Dones, once valued such accolades. Instantaneously World Champion of the UWA, 15 pounds of pure platinum adorned on waist, the career of the Devil's Advocate burst through the sky with an eruption. Lava oozed down the faces of luminaries as they fell before foot, their hearts pulsating at a maddening pace, victims of pure Elegance. Laid ahead before yours truly was a career of vast opportunity, fortune, notoriety! (DONES takes his hands out of his pockets, cups them together in front of him) The proverbial oyster of the world sat within grasp, all for the taking.
(DONES looks down at his hands, gently curls his fingers in toward palm, forming gentle fists)
(almost whispering) ...However, all it did was blind yours truly. Plumes of ash clouded vision, clouded thought... clouded focus.
The whispers were heard. 'Javid Dones is out for himself.' 'Javid Dones is trying to dip his hand into too many cookie jars.' 'Javid Dones is unreliable.' 'Javid Dones is a flake.'...
(DONES reaches down to the ground, scoops up a small handful of the ashy grey he's standing upon)
...and with it, in end, all that lay was ash. Friendships ruined, finances plundered, opportunity squandered, (slowly lets the ash fall out of his hand) bridges burnt.
(JAVID DONES wipes the remnants of ash off his hands, rubbing them on his jacket... lets out a sigh, and with it puts his hands back into his pockets)
Yours truly, too, sought escape. Here, in scenic Iceland, the crisp, cold fresh air has reinvigorated the spirit, brought a new energy, one that flows throughout the blood vessels and has brought about this one final opportunity within the ring's ropes.
One thing, one very important thing, though, sets us apart.
I, Javid Dones, no longer possess the material encumberments of the past. Long gone are the encyclopedic catalouges of research. Long gone are the historical artifacts. Long gone are the commemorative championship titles.
(DONES takes his hands out of his pockets and sticks them out, palms to the sky)
Yours truly has regained sight! Regained mental clarity! And fine-tuned focus!
For I, Javid Dones, have risen like the phoenix from these ashes! And all that lay before me is the sheer sheen of pristine bright white. Every ridge, as clear as the next!
And in the distance lay a flicker of flame. The Ultratitle!
(DONES finally lets out a closed-lip smile while gently clasping his hands together)
But at this juncture, there is one sole objective. One objective only.
That is to meet you, Kevin Watson, mano a mano, and to treat you with the first-hand experience - the first-hand experience of seeing across from you that you wish to become. The first-hand experience of pure bliss. The first-hand experience... of Elegant Booking.
It shall only take three seconds to endure.
It's over, Kevin Watson. It's really, really over."
(BLACK)