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THURSDAY 19th APRIL, 2012 eFed Monkey-Bandits Radio Podcast
For the average Joe, this was an exciting time to be a wrestling fan. (Yup... BOLD formatting exciting)
The previous night had seen the major announcement of the first bracket of the ULTRATITLE tournament being unveiled; it had set many a tongue wagging. Everyone who thought they were in the know was now able to give their views via wrestling podcasts and various internet forums that specialised in the topic.
Which basically meant that diarrhea now forming in litres all over the digital world.
One King ****, had had enough.
"Welcome back to BLOGTALKRADIO... once again I am you're host Resse Jamey and beside me I have my co-hosts and wrestling masterminds Teagan and Flopper! Just encase anyone has just joined in tonight we are giving our reactions to last nights reveal of the first bracket of the ULTRATITLE.
Now where are we? Ah! The next match we want to break down is Spooky Doom who goes up against Carl Brigsby, and Flopper I know you currently run the official Spooky Doom fan club if you want to give the web address to that first?"
"Oh, it looks like we have a caller on the line? theKing666 welcome to the show."
"Can you introduce yourself King666? So that we know who we are speaking to."
"This is Khristain f'cking Keller here..."
The clunking sound which then vibrated through the speakers was the sound of jaws dropping ALL OVER THE WORLD! Not really as only ten guys listen to the podcast each week.
"Wow," said Jamey. "Welcome to the show Mr. Keller!"
"Listen... this isn't my phone, it belongs to the chick in my bed who I need to pay to leave, so I'm going to make this short and sweet. It's been twenty four hours since the brackets were posted and throughout all these wrestling shows and all these tweets and all these pissy little podcasts... I've yet to hear anyone take me seriously for this thing."
Dead air was the title of the next part of the show it seemed. Who would challenge the former ACW World Heavyweight Champion to a little debate about his chances?
"Hullo Mr. Kella this is Teagan here, long time fan first of all and great to have you on the show! I think with the sheer amount of talent on display 'ere there ar' loads of fellas who are being over looked, but this might be a good chance for you to show your skills against the best in the world mate and maybe be a bit under the radar?"
... dead air.
"What? Don't put that ape on again as I don't have a f'cking clue what he just said. Let me tell you this cretins, Khristain Keller is here for the long haul. I have promotions all over the world throwing me cheques and chinese hookers to get me to sign up with them and my answer to every single one of them? Not until I've won this thing.
The gasbag before me mentioned being under the radar... that suits me down the ground and you want to know why? It's easier to choke a ***** out when you sneak up on them from behind..."
"Mr Keller, before you go... I gotta ask," said Flopper. "KC Colossus... how are you going to beat him and progress to the next round?"
A slight note of a chuckle was the beginning the reply.
"I'm going to turn up, it's that simple. I think the powers that be have decided that I might need an easy start to get me into things. Get me warmed up after my last television appearance. That's fine by me. When all these others guys in my bracket are breaking their necks to get into round two I'll be sitting at the bar watching the Voice, imagining how many different ways I could destroy Aguilera.
Anyway losers, I better be going, need to train for this match."
This time there was no dead air; just the insane maniacal cackle of the King **** of **** Mountain as thought to himself; would it be Whiskey or Walker in the second round?
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