(FADEIN: A gray Chicago sky outside a window. Inside, an old house, stripped of most furniture with the walls gone moldy and the wallpaper stripping off. Dirt and dust cake around. CUTTO: MICHAEL MANSON, spreading his arms in a crucifix-like manner and dropping back down onto a stiff mattress. He's wearing gray jeans and a faded black t-shirt with the bloody Superman logo on it. He drapes over the mattress, playing dead, lolling his tongue up before abruptly sitting back up.)
MANSON: Given I haven't been around in a while, I was feeling nostalgic --enough to enter a P* Classic Championship Tournament-- that I decided to come around to the old neighborhood. And this here is actually the house that I grew up in and this was my old bedroom and this might even be my old bed. In fact, the school I first went to is right down the street.
(CLOSER UP: Manson's face.)
MANSON: I still remember the old part-time janitor who also worked in the boiler room at the old factory. Old Mister Kruger.
(Shakes his head.)
Like Jean Rabesque, he tried to lure me back to his home with candy so many times, but I always knew better. I always sensed something off about him. Of course, there were always rumors about what Mister Kruger was doing and with all those missing children...and then they found those bones in that boiler room...well...everyone's parents could hardly just sit there and do nothing. They formed their mob and fed Freddy to his fire.
Me being me, I couldn't going there afterwards and clawing around....seeing what I could find..
(Manson drapes a hand under the bed and suddenly flicks it back up, wearing an old, battered glove with metallic claws. He rakes the air a few times before reaching into his back pocket to take out a Golden Delicious apple. He cuts off a few slices to eat.)
For you information, no, I didn't like the remake.
(CUTTO: Outside neared a wooded area. The trees are full and green and the grass has overgrown with stalks reaching up into the torn up, beaten up, homemade ring standing there off-balanced. It's made of garden hoses and old, thick sheets. Manson, still wearing the clawed glove, rolls into the ring and runs the ropes a few times.)
MANSON: Now this here is the first ring I ever practiced in when I was 13 and kept using until I was 21 and finally signed to a major contract. Before I went all over the world, learning my craft, earning a black belt, studying manipulation, psychology, and training, always training. I made it from items I...procured from all over the neighborhood...and that's even my blood stained black all across the canvas.
(Manson pauses and scratches his chin with the claws.)
Well, mostly my blood.
Plus, I bet if you had some kind of kit, you'd find traces of Ares's DNA down here, which is all anyone's found of him in a good decade.
(Manson crosses his arms on his chest and leans across the hose ring-ropes.)
My first match in 4 years was against Myers and while I won...I left with...I suppose you'd call it a bad taste in my mouth. It wasn't blood. I actually like that taste and you should see how if you mix that with the right toothpastes it really whitens the teeth.
I actually struggled somewhat against Myers. Naturally, it was my first match in four years. What did I expect?
To dive off an elephant and hit a head butt? To strap him into a dentist's chair and perform dental work on him somehow without getting disqualified? I didn't even have my perverted Mexican luchador lackey molest him in a closet later on.
But...ah..art is ever a self-correcting, ever-moving, and never finished thing.
While I could simply just win this tournament, that isn't why i signed up. More importantly, it isn't why anyone is even bothering to pay attention to it. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that if not for my presence nobody would be paying much attention at all.
Which makes me relevant and irrelevance is worse than death. Just ask Hornet. From my calculations, he's been both irrelevant and pretty much the walking dead for at least 7 years.
It strikes me that Alex Austin thinks that I'm trying to undermine him. That I'm trying to play mind games with him and torment him psychologically as well as, eventually, physically because simply winning a match isn't to sate my enormous ego nor my attention span.
It actually offends me that he only THINKS that's what I'm doing.
Of course, it's exactly what I'm doing! It's what I've always done!
Everyone knows it's what I've always done, yet everyone still falls into the same trap anyway.
That's half my enjoyment.
Alex Austin, you very well might be the greatest submission wrestler alive today. You could be a force in the wrestling world years to come. Your potential is vast and your training excellent...since after all...I had a hand in the mentoring of your mentor.
You'd do well to listen to everything he says. Especially about me.
And then pause to consider that while I taught him much...I didn't teach him everything. Just like he isn't teaching you everything.
After all, some things you just need to experience firsthand.
There have been many, many wrestlers, all great and bold and tactical, who thought that they could make me submit. They thought that they could what nobody in the world ever had and make me, of all people, experience so much pain that I have to give up. To submit. To tap out.
But like going to church, paying taxes, and renouncing communism, I do not give up.
At anything.
However, I'd really like to see how far you'd go to try.
I've had my back nearly cracked in half, my skull busted open and cracked, my rib shattered, bones broken, nerves tenderized, skin scorched...and then after I sent the little trollop home I went and wrestled.
(Manson dangles the claw in front of his face, letting the sunshine sparkle off of it.)
I'm seeing the future and it's you trying for a pinfall instead. It's easier. It's quicker. It still makes a legend. It still makes you.
And it's still nigh impossible. For you anyway.
I'm glad you see me as not worth your time. I'm glad you try to undermine me and my self-confidence.
When I'm drinking your blood and the ref's too afraid to stop me, it will taste even better, sweeter, and with a tang because that's some great protein not going to waste.
Castor says I like my pound of flesh....but you have more than a few pounds to lose. And a mind. Confidence. Beliefs. Dreams.
While one match might not be am ample amount of time for me to work on all that, I'm eager enough to see just how I can get done.
It's a crash course into what I was. For years and still am.
Because I never really had to tell anyone I was the best in the world.
I simply was.
Am.
(Manson taps a clawed finger against his chin.)
And then when I'm done with you...I'm thinking Chinese. Sweet and sour chicken...yes that goes well with humility. Hopefully, it comes with a fortune cookie that tells me there's no God.
(Manson runs the ropes a few more times and then baseball slides out of the ring.)