It's Broken.....
FADEIN….
LVW Backdrop, very cheaply made as El Gordo Grande stands in front of a camera. His lips move but nothing is heard. He stops and looks around, and points at a camera man. We hear people talking in the background.
Studio Tech: It broke, I can’t believe it, it’s not working. And it’s too much money to replace.
Director: What broke?
Studio Tech: The Lip syncing.
Director: Sh*t!
EGG: Que paso?!
Studio Tech: Mr. Grande we are having problems, the lip sync system won’t work, we can’t get it to work.
EGG: QUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Studio Tech: It’s broken, (talking louder)
GRANDE looks at him confused
Studio Tech: You are going to have to talk, we….don’t have…it working….it’s broken…adios....Caput
EGG: ¿Usted me quiere que hable?
Studio Tech: SI!
EGG: No….amigo, la mirada, yo he roto ingles
Studio Tech: I …..Don’t….Speaka….In…Spanish…Just talk…..
Another tech enters the room.
Studio Tech 2: We got the automated translation system up.
Studio Tech: Ok, so I will have him just speak in his language. And we will run it here.
EGG: Ah mi dios.
Studio Tech: Senior Grande, just speak Spanish.
EGG: ¿Puedo hablar yo español? (I can speak Spanish?)
Studio Tech: Yeah, sure whatever.
EGG: Hola, como usted puede ver regreso esta semana y no soy apenas para nada es para el campeonato mundial. Algunas personas nunca ganarán esta oportunidad. Pero tengo. Y es a causa de este igual que he decidido dedicar este igual a los ventiladores de LVW. Yo los fallé último, esta semana que avanzaré para ganar un título en su honor, y para el honor de México, de Puerto Rico, y de todo latín
(Hello, as you can see I am back this week and it’s not just for anything it’s for the world championship. Some people will never earn this chance. But I have. And it’s because of this match that I have decided to dedicate this match to the fans of LVW. I failed you all last, this week I will advance to win a title in your honor, and for the honor of Mexico, Puerto Rico, and all Latin’s)
EGG: Hay las cosas que se debe decir, uno de ellos es mi caída a Shorty. Yo lo subestimé. El es un guerrero verdadero en el anillo. Pero no me obtiene mal, él obtuvo afortunado, tuve la cabeza a lejos en las nubes, y él aventajó me a. Llené mi cara con alimento en vez de la instrucción. Y sufrí las consecuencias, esta semana no será lo mismo. Esta semana que derrotaré Johnny Doll en el anillo para un adelantamiento en este torneo.
(There are things that must be said, one of them is my fall to Shorty. I underestimated him. He is a real warrior in the ring. But don’t get me wrong, he did get lucky, I had my head to far in the clouds, and he got the best of me. I stuffed my face with food instead of training. And I suffered the consequences, this week won’t be the same. This week I will defeat Johnny Doll in the ring for an advancement in this tournament.)
EGG: Vea este Título mundial, me significa todo a yo mismo, a mi familia, y a mi orgullo. Yo le debo derrotar para mantener esos fin al corazón. Mantengo los ventiladores cerca al corazón también, ellos me trajeron aquí. Yo les mostré un lado de mí yo nunca quiero mostrar otra vez. Yo me disculpo para mis acciones la semana pasada a Shorty después del igual, era innecesario. Pero estaba tan enojado en yo mismo para permitirlo aventajar para ame que tuve que liberar mi cólera. Yo lo lamento mucho. Lamento también mentir a los ventiladores. Yo no puedo hablar inglés. Un hombre se sentó y habló para mí, yo acabo de mover que los labios para hacer se parece a hablaba. Lo siento.
(See this World Title, it means everything to myself, my family, and my pride. I must defeat you in order to keep those close to my heart. I keep the fans close to my heart as well, they brought me here. I showed them a side of me I never want to show again. I apologize for my actions last week to Shorty. after the match, it was unnecessary. But I was so angry at myself for letting him get the best of me that I had to release my anger. I regret it dearly. I also regret lying to the fans. I can not speak English. A man sat down and spoke for me, I just moved my lips to make it look like I was talking. I am sorry. )
EGG: Pero eso es el pasado, esto es ahora. Y ahora soy un hombre nuevo. Ustedes saben la verdad ahora, y empezando ahora realizaré en el anillo en mi juego primero. Traeré los ventiladores un título. Un título para las personas. Un título que luché para ganar duramente. Esto es el primer paso en mi escalera al éxito, yo no los fallaré otra vez. Buenas noches.
(But that is the past, this is now. And now I am a new man. You all know the truth now, and starting now I will perform in the ring at my top game. I will bring the fans a title. A title for the people. A title I fought hard to earn. This is the first step in my ladder to success, I will not fail you all again. Good night.)
EGG: VIVA LAS VEGAS!!!
FADEOUT