Setting the NFW Salary System

[jediPREZ]

Well, its that time of v3.0 when I'll start figuring out exactly how much NFW wrestlers are getting paid. . . but this time, I thought it'd be fun if the fans and handlers of the fed set one of the higher tier wrestlers' salary and see how that all trickles down.

So, the poll will be related to 3 important wrestlers. . . feel free to discuss the topic in general, or what each wrestler should make compared to real-life (which I have no clue about).

 

[RStrawsma]

I picked the first one, just cause I'm a pot head.

 

[King Bear]

i too am a head full of pot, therefore - i picked the third one so they could all splurge it on KILOS of that SUPASKUNK and secented message oils...! Enjoy fellas =D

 

[DizzaHizza]

Just a quick note. If we base the World Championship salary on any sort of reality, current WWE World Champions (of any brand) make $1 million+ / year. However, since NFW is not the corporate asshats that WWE has become, I see the upper crust of talent making a higher 6-figure salary.

That is all, minions.

 

[jediPREZ]

In-story, I'm playing it up that NFW is closing in on WWE type revenues, they're just not a publicly traded company.

 

[Nova]

"SIX! SIX SIX! THE NUUUUMBA OF THE BEAST! SAAAAAAACRIFICE! IS GOING ON TONIGHT!!"

My life for Maiden.

 

[TH]

"SIX! SIX SIX! THE NUUUUMBA OF THE BEAST! SAAAAAAACRIFICE! IS GOING ON TONIGHT!!"

My life for Maiden.

SIX SIX SIX is no longer alooooone
He's getting out the marrow in your backbooone
And the seven trumpets blowing sweet rock 'n roll
Gonna blow right down inside your soooooul

Pythagoreas though his looking glass reflects the full moon
In blood he's writing the lyrics to... a brand new tune

My life for Genesis

 

[Kongo]

SATAAAAAAAN

 

[Nova]

I guess in light of Katz and Dove's comments, the higher figure makes sense. I just got so excited in the moment that I saw a flash of red and passed out. When I woke up, I had recorded my vote for the Dark Lor-errr, the higher figure.

So I'm changing mine to $666,666/1yr.

 

[Kongo]

I thought they were all 1yr. I guess I wasn't reading closely enough.

 

[King Bear]

I guess in light of Katz and Dove's comments, the higher figure makes sense. I just got so excited in the moment that I saw a flash of red and passed out. When I woke up, I had recorded my vote for the Dark Lor-errr, the higher figure.

So I'm changing mine to $666,666/1yr.

Is it healthy to be thinking to myself, "Maaaaaan, that's throwin' away a lot of gooods, maaaaaan"...? =P

 

[QueenOfTheRing]

SATAAAAAAAN

My real name is Beelzebub but you can call me Beelz.
I love to watch Fox News and then go club some baby seals.
Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel,
Try to wash off that baby seal smell.
And then I'll make a toast to me - hey, here's to my health! ...

My name is SataaannnnnnAHAAAAAAA!



Stephen Lynch. >=)

 

[CraigM]

My real name is Beelzebub but you can call me Beelz.
I love to watch Fox News and then go club some baby seals.
Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel,
Try to wash off that baby seal smell.
And then I'll make a toast to me - hey, here's to my health! ...

My name is SataaannnnnnAHAAAAAAA!



Stephen Lynch. >=)

I'm going with 750,000+ anually mainly because that means I might get paid ten dollars.

Maybe.

Probably not.

Craig

 

[QueenOfTheRing]

I'm going with 750,000+ anually mainly because that means I might get paid ten dollars.

Maybe.

Probably not.

Dusk would get paid $10 because the rest of his paycheck would be to cover his life insurance due to shootings from fans. >=)

 

[Dr Curiosity]

Dr Curiosity doesn't get out of bed for less than a million a year.

 

[DizzaHizza]

Dr Curiosity doesn't get out of bed for less than a million a year.

Dear lord! Imagine what it takes to get him IN bed...

 

[jediPREZ]

Dr Curiosity doesn't get out of bed for less than a million a year...unless Craig Miles storms his castle and starts attacking him with a flamethrower.

I'd agree with that statement.

 

[Hunchblack]

Just give Hunchblack 24 hour access to the communal dumpster and we'll call it even.

 

[jediPREZ]

Just give Hunchblack 24 hour access to the communal dumpster and we'll call it even.

Are you talking about Snow White?

 

[TH]

Communal dumpster, not cum dumpster.