RMcConnell
New member
(Lawrence Stanley looked at the camera, he had better things to be doing than cutting this promo, namely getting prepared for his match at Fish Fund. However he had contractual obligations and he waited patiently for the cameraman to signal for him to start before talking.)
LS: Silence, the sound of nothingness, blissful and enveloping. Silence is viewed differently by people, to some it is a joy and a pleasant change from the constant droning of everyday life. To others it is concerning, for silence cannot last forever and when it is finally broken it is usually by something unpleasant. For the last few weeks I have watched Cruise and Adler be interviewed and discuss my silence, my seeming no-show before Fish Fund. Tut tut men, you really don’t know me at all do you?
Do you really think that I, “The English Gent” Lawrence Stanley would forget I had a title match at a CSWA PPV? Do you think a man of my standing and etiquette would break an agreement with my employers and not turn up to work? No, of course I wouldn’t, that is not the way of “The English Gent”, and I had hoped the pair of you would have had the intelligence to work that out, how wrong I was.
No, I have watched and taken in all that has been said by my upcoming opponents, I have listened as they have let their feelings be known by all. What becomes obvious is that Lawrence Stanley is playing gooseberry to an explosive relationship in the ring. Cruise and Alder have several beefs with each other, and for whatever reason I have been thrust in between them, with the Presidential title used as my bait. I have no real quarry with either man, if the truth be known I look upon Cruise favourably, we have worked together before and I have no real urge to injure him. Similarly my relationship with Adler is largely non-existent, I respect him as a wrestler but I have no real ambition to cause him harm.
What is apparent however is that there is a CSWA title on the line, and suddenly the match becomes very interesting to me. The Presidential title is a prestige I have never been bestowed with, and to capture it would mean a boost to my changes of capturing the only other singles belt I have yet to wear, the World title. I’ll be honest chaps, if the Presidential title weren’t up for grabs I’d have been straight to CSWA headquarters and demanded to know what I was doing in this match, clearly there is a feud brewing that needs to be sorted between you two and I have no intention of being there in the middle when you do get it on. As it is your obvious dislike of each other could benefit me greatly, I believe that your desire to tear into your foe will cause you to forget about my presence in the ring, thus allowing me to pick you off at my leisure.
You see silence to me is a good thing, I will stand silently in the corner of the ring and watch you two destroy one another, just as I have sat quietly and listened to your thoughts and opinions. I like silence, it is the companion of the intellectual and also the astute. If you use silence correctly it can help you gain knowledge on your opponents and also unsettle them psychologically. Fear not future opponents, “The English Gent” will be at Fish Fund, just make sure you can tear your attention away from your enemy long enough to look for me, otherwise the Presidential title will be gone before you’ve noticed it. Until next we speak I bid you all a good day.
(Fade to black.)
LS: Silence, the sound of nothingness, blissful and enveloping. Silence is viewed differently by people, to some it is a joy and a pleasant change from the constant droning of everyday life. To others it is concerning, for silence cannot last forever and when it is finally broken it is usually by something unpleasant. For the last few weeks I have watched Cruise and Adler be interviewed and discuss my silence, my seeming no-show before Fish Fund. Tut tut men, you really don’t know me at all do you?
Do you really think that I, “The English Gent” Lawrence Stanley would forget I had a title match at a CSWA PPV? Do you think a man of my standing and etiquette would break an agreement with my employers and not turn up to work? No, of course I wouldn’t, that is not the way of “The English Gent”, and I had hoped the pair of you would have had the intelligence to work that out, how wrong I was.
No, I have watched and taken in all that has been said by my upcoming opponents, I have listened as they have let their feelings be known by all. What becomes obvious is that Lawrence Stanley is playing gooseberry to an explosive relationship in the ring. Cruise and Alder have several beefs with each other, and for whatever reason I have been thrust in between them, with the Presidential title used as my bait. I have no real quarry with either man, if the truth be known I look upon Cruise favourably, we have worked together before and I have no real urge to injure him. Similarly my relationship with Adler is largely non-existent, I respect him as a wrestler but I have no real ambition to cause him harm.
What is apparent however is that there is a CSWA title on the line, and suddenly the match becomes very interesting to me. The Presidential title is a prestige I have never been bestowed with, and to capture it would mean a boost to my changes of capturing the only other singles belt I have yet to wear, the World title. I’ll be honest chaps, if the Presidential title weren’t up for grabs I’d have been straight to CSWA headquarters and demanded to know what I was doing in this match, clearly there is a feud brewing that needs to be sorted between you two and I have no intention of being there in the middle when you do get it on. As it is your obvious dislike of each other could benefit me greatly, I believe that your desire to tear into your foe will cause you to forget about my presence in the ring, thus allowing me to pick you off at my leisure.
You see silence to me is a good thing, I will stand silently in the corner of the ring and watch you two destroy one another, just as I have sat quietly and listened to your thoughts and opinions. I like silence, it is the companion of the intellectual and also the astute. If you use silence correctly it can help you gain knowledge on your opponents and also unsettle them psychologically. Fear not future opponents, “The English Gent” will be at Fish Fund, just make sure you can tear your attention away from your enemy long enough to look for me, otherwise the Presidential title will be gone before you’ve noticed it. Until next we speak I bid you all a good day.
(Fade to black.)
