(FADEIN: Doc Silver, Green Machine and Dan Dority standing in front of a MBE banner backdrop, all three men holding baseball bats.)
DOC: "You all make me sick. Honestly, this is a joke, this is supposed to be the Doc and Promo show, with my great rival, my great enemy Promo and a tag partner on his side, against me and a tag partner on my side, this is supposed to be something about something, but none of you seem to care. So well, now it's on...Now I'm pissed off..I mean I cut quite the meaningless promo a few days ago, expecting somebody, anybody to give a rat's ass and go after me, that didn't work, so well, now it's time to make things clear...I'm gonna hurt people this week, I'm going to maim people this week..Anyone who doesn't want to take a beating had best just get the hell out of town, cause me and the gang are coming. It WILL say in the record books that Doc Silver and Jeff Roberts lost by DQ, rest assured of that. But the reality of the matter is that I'm putting people on stretchers, I'm spine boarding people out of this arena. I'm going to make a statement here, and that is that if none of you want to do anything, then all of you can bleed, all of you can spend a good long time in rehab trying to learn how to spell tricky words like 'cat' and 'pig'.
GREENIE: "They tryin' make me go to rehab...I won't goooo...gooo...gooo."
DOC: "Amy Winehouse...Impressive...(Nods) But the fact is...This is about injuries, this is about me leaving a ring full of broken mangled bodies, this is about Promo coming out next week and tearfully declaring his retirement due to being unable to ever walk again. This was a tag match that I was gonna go out there and, punch in, work a little, punch out, but all ya'll with your apathy, have turned this into the worst night of your lives...
I hope you can live with yourselves...Well, I hope you live afterwards really...
(FADEOUT)