Styles
League Member
The camera fades into a shot of “Mr. Irresistible” Johnny Styles’ face with a huge grin on it. The camera begins to pan out, and it reveals that Styles is sitting in a seat on an airplane. He is wearing a tight blue t-shirt that reads “I like foreplay.” Styles looks cramped in is coach seat, but by the grin on his face, you can tell that he doesn’t mind. The little boy sitting next to Johnny seems to be minding his own business and looking out the window. Styles begins to speak to the camera….
Styles: Hey there GXWites. Its me, the front man of foreplay, the patron of porno, the soltun of smut, “Mr. Irresistible” Johnny Styles. Ever since Onslaught, I know that everyone in the business has been wondering how I am reacting to my first loss in GXW, and why I attacked Kin Habooki. Well, let me shine some light onto the situation.
A flight attendant approaches Styles, and pauses momentarily.
Attendant: John, you want a coke?
Styles: There you are Julius! I told you that costume would come in handy.
Julius as a flight attendant: I know, but just do me a favor. I don’t want to know why you have it, and I don’t want to know who wore it last.
Styles: But Julius, the last person to wear is was that one gir……..
Julius: I said I didn’t want to know!! I have to keep making my rounds so they think I’m working…I’ll try to bring you something from 1st class.
Julius continues to make his rounds as a flight attendant and leaves Styles
Styles: Man, what a party pooper. He is beginning to remind me a lot of Christian Bland. Bland, you beat me for the one, two three fair and square. I cant argue with that. But next time that I step into the squared circle with you, be prepared to face a more focused Johnny Styles who is going to put you in an extremely uncomfortable now position. Now, Habooki…you could have easily avoided this whole confrontation. A few weeks ago I asked you for a match. But not just any match. I wanted a match where my talents would have an extra edge. I wanted a Grind Match. But you never even said a word about it. Even after I backed you up by slamming Reaver and several of your other opponents, I still wasn’t receiving any recognition from you. All I wanted was a shot, Kinny. A chance to prove myself to you, and to GXW. But you wouldn’t give a rookie such an opportunity. Because you’re an egocentric, self righteous, pompous as*. Well, now I have your attention, don’t I Habooki? Your probably wondering where Im going to on this plane, aren’t you? Let me let you in on a little secret, I’m coming for you Kin. I’m coming to Seattle. I’m coming to visit you, Kin. I could be just around the corner snacking on one of your world famous Dingleberry Muffins. Now is my time, Habachi. Now that you don’t have gold strapped around your waist, maybe you will pay attention to the man who you should have been defending that title against for weeks now. The way I see it, I could have taken that title from you. I am the rightful champion. Not Boogie Smellz, not Kin Habachi…Habooki….Hiroshima...whatever. And certainly not that meathead of a wrestler Reaver. Now its just you and me, Kin. Oh! Before I forget, when you cut your next promo, remember to have it subtitled so that I will be able to understand the words that are coming out of you short asian mouth. I cant speak jibberish. And one more thing, remember my 3 Irresistible rules to wrestling against Johnny Styles. Now, when I get to Seattle, I’m putting YOU, in an uncomfortable new position.
The little boy quits looking out the window and stares at Styles
Little Boy: Hey! I know you! You were the weird man trying to pick up on mommy in the airport!! DADDY!! THE GUY IS UP HERE!!
Styles: That wasn’t me….uh…I mean…CRAP! Habooki, you and I will exchange words later, but for now…I need to find a place to hide!
Styles unbuckles his seat belt and begins running toward the bathrooms. He arrives just barley escaping the grasp of a very large man. The camera fades to black with white letters reading, “Mr. Irresistible” Johnny Styles: Pound like a pornstar, party like a rockstar, play like an allstar.
Styles: Hey there GXWites. Its me, the front man of foreplay, the patron of porno, the soltun of smut, “Mr. Irresistible” Johnny Styles. Ever since Onslaught, I know that everyone in the business has been wondering how I am reacting to my first loss in GXW, and why I attacked Kin Habooki. Well, let me shine some light onto the situation.
A flight attendant approaches Styles, and pauses momentarily.
Attendant: John, you want a coke?
Styles: There you are Julius! I told you that costume would come in handy.
Julius as a flight attendant: I know, but just do me a favor. I don’t want to know why you have it, and I don’t want to know who wore it last.
Styles: But Julius, the last person to wear is was that one gir……..
Julius: I said I didn’t want to know!! I have to keep making my rounds so they think I’m working…I’ll try to bring you something from 1st class.
Julius continues to make his rounds as a flight attendant and leaves Styles
Styles: Man, what a party pooper. He is beginning to remind me a lot of Christian Bland. Bland, you beat me for the one, two three fair and square. I cant argue with that. But next time that I step into the squared circle with you, be prepared to face a more focused Johnny Styles who is going to put you in an extremely uncomfortable now position. Now, Habooki…you could have easily avoided this whole confrontation. A few weeks ago I asked you for a match. But not just any match. I wanted a match where my talents would have an extra edge. I wanted a Grind Match. But you never even said a word about it. Even after I backed you up by slamming Reaver and several of your other opponents, I still wasn’t receiving any recognition from you. All I wanted was a shot, Kinny. A chance to prove myself to you, and to GXW. But you wouldn’t give a rookie such an opportunity. Because you’re an egocentric, self righteous, pompous as*. Well, now I have your attention, don’t I Habooki? Your probably wondering where Im going to on this plane, aren’t you? Let me let you in on a little secret, I’m coming for you Kin. I’m coming to Seattle. I’m coming to visit you, Kin. I could be just around the corner snacking on one of your world famous Dingleberry Muffins. Now is my time, Habachi. Now that you don’t have gold strapped around your waist, maybe you will pay attention to the man who you should have been defending that title against for weeks now. The way I see it, I could have taken that title from you. I am the rightful champion. Not Boogie Smellz, not Kin Habachi…Habooki….Hiroshima...whatever. And certainly not that meathead of a wrestler Reaver. Now its just you and me, Kin. Oh! Before I forget, when you cut your next promo, remember to have it subtitled so that I will be able to understand the words that are coming out of you short asian mouth. I cant speak jibberish. And one more thing, remember my 3 Irresistible rules to wrestling against Johnny Styles. Now, when I get to Seattle, I’m putting YOU, in an uncomfortable new position.
The little boy quits looking out the window and stares at Styles
Little Boy: Hey! I know you! You were the weird man trying to pick up on mommy in the airport!! DADDY!! THE GUY IS UP HERE!!
Styles: That wasn’t me….uh…I mean…CRAP! Habooki, you and I will exchange words later, but for now…I need to find a place to hide!
Styles unbuckles his seat belt and begins running toward the bathrooms. He arrives just barley escaping the grasp of a very large man. The camera fades to black with white letters reading, “Mr. Irresistible” Johnny Styles: Pound like a pornstar, party like a rockstar, play like an allstar.