You made the wrong one
{{...FADE-IN: "Stupendous" Stephen Morgan is sitting in a wheel-chair, decked out in red silk pajamas. He's got a shower-cap on his head and the GLCW TV Title belt around his waist...}}
"STUPENDOUS" STEPHEN MORGAN: " Well, I finally was able to summon up enough strength to get myself out of bed and cut another promo. NOT that Jarod Poe cares one little bit. All he's worried about is himself and why STUPENDOUS Stephen Morgan isn't paying him the attention he THINKS he deserves. "
" You know Jarod, before, I just THOUGHT you were stupid, now, I KNOW. I mean, you've GOTTA be, right? I mean, even if somebody TRIED, they'd have to utter at least ONE sentence that was TRUE throughout a promo. I mean, you've really got to work HARD to lie THAT much, and quite frankly, I don't see you as that hard a worker...so the only other option is, you're just plain stupid. "
" First of all, it was a BEE, a KILLER BEE, that put me in the predicament I currently find myself in. Not a MOSQUITO. I mean, I don't have West Nile Fever....if I did, I sure as hell wouldn't be in this chair, no sir. I'd be UP, training, getting ready to take the title off Maelstrom once and for all. But NO, I've got some rare bee disease that the doctors aren't able to figure out. Most say, a normal man would be dead, but me, and I think you would agree with me on this...I'm no NORMAL man. "
" I'm your WORST nightmare Poe. I'm a man that's better than you in every way you can POSSIBLY think of. I'm better looking, I'm richer, I'm more talented, I'm ... "
" Well you know all that already don't you Poe. You KNOW what you're up against and that's why you sit back in your dusty, danky, rinky-dink little gym and hurl lies like they were javelins, RIGHT into my back. {{...grins...}} "
" You SAY you don't care the reasons behind this match, but in reality, you're probably behind it. You went crying to Malec or Krusher, or WHOEVER and [BLEEP]ed and moaned something about somebody's foot being on the ropes, and interference, or whatever. Fact is, you CRIED until they had enough and gave you what you wanted. But me Poe, I'm not gonna be so nice. This time, I'm not just going to beat you TECHNICALLY, I'm going to beat you into oblivion. Then, the world will know, they will finally SEE that you're just not worthy Poe. You're just not worthy. "
" Yeah Poe, you're just not worthy. That's quite evident from the whole "bottle cap" analogy you laid on us. {{...rolls his eyes...}} If that wasn't the stupidest thing I've ever heard, well then I'd really have to kill myself. But beyond the fact that was just STUPID, it's also a dream stuck inside your own head that's never going to find it's way to REALITY. I don't get caught in finishers, when my opponent wrestles fairly, I don't make mistakes....when it's a FAIR one on one contest. "
" And that's what I expect from you Poe. A fair match. You can employ whatever strategy you THINK will win you the match. I'm versatile that way. {{...smiles...}} Because you see Poe, no matter how much you psych yourself up, no matter how much you of advantage you build for yourself in your mind, when you step into that ring with me, weather I'm fifty-five, seventy or ninety two percent, it's not going to matter. Why? Because guys like you, just don't beat guys like me. It's not in the card. You weren't born to be a success, you were simply put on this earth to play second fiddle to those of us who know how to play the tune. You're a nothing, a nobody, a wanna-be. And if you think you've got a snow-ball's chance in HELL of walking away with the GLCW TV Title ... well you, just like everybody else can just ... "
" Keep dreaming. "
{{...FADE OUT as Morgan smiles but then begins to "cough"...}}