Styles
League Member
The camera fades into a shot of a man in his early twenties, clean shaved, and with brown shaggy hair standing in front of what appears to be the Rock N’ Roll Hall of Fame. He wears a familiar jeans with a baby blue t-shirt that reads “Restraining orders are just another way of saying ‘I Love You’”. As the shot becomes clear, you recognize the familiar yet newly focused face of “Mr. Irresistible” Johnny Styles. A grin begins to cross his face. Styles opens his mouth like he is about to speak, but pauses, then chuckles to himself. Johnny regains his composure, and begins to address the audience.
Styles: First, I just want to say its great to be back here ready to compete in GXW. I know what all you loyal John-a-holics were thinking. “Where did the next young rising talent in GXW disappear to?” Well, the fact is that Julius and I had some business complications that needed to be worked out. The long short of things is that I will no longer be requiring the services of Mr. Licious.
Johnny runs a hand through his hair as he puts on some sunglasses with his other hand.
Styles: Now I also see that many have been prospering since I haven’t been around. Even that no talent, skull fetish, Styles wannabe Sands got a shot against Smallz for the title. Well, I’ve got a little message for my buddy Booger Smallz. Do you remember how you got that title, oh! That was me! But don’t worry, Bungbow Smallz, its not your title I want. Im after bigger gold, brighter gold, and most importantly…more gold. And what title has more gold than the Tag-Team titles? I mean, hell! Theres 2 damn belts.
Camera man: Mr. Styles? I don’t mean any disrespect, but don’t you think you would have any trouble dispatching BOTH members of a tag team like, Monsta Boys? Or TLC? And what about The Assassins?
Styles: Do you doubt my wrestling capabilities? Do you take me for a little slut who will just roll on my back and look at the lights? OH NO YOU DIDN’T! Ahhhh…but don’t worry, the old Styles would have said, “Bring it on!” But, after reviewing my collection of grade X films, I came to a conclusion. I made an observation about all great adult actors, they all have 2 things.
Camera Man: Incredibly large wangs?
Styles: Ok, 3 things… but they all have a plan, and the patience to carry out their plan. And when everything falls into place, you know they are going to score. I’ve got a friend, a GXW familiar no less who is going to come back to action with me and help clean up the Tag-Team division.
Camera Man: Who? Who in their right mind would team up with a pervert like you?
Styles: I don’t think your asking the right questions. For now, lets just say things are going to heat up, real quick. And all you tag teams out there in GXW, prepare to find yourselves in a uncomfortable new position.
“Mr. Irresistible” pulls a cell phone out of his pocket and dials a couple of numbers…
Styles: Hey chief, its time. Lets hit the GXW hard. Yeah….yeah….alright….You wanna do what?! That’s a tall order, but if your sure…ok. Lets do it. I’ll pick you up in a day or two. Peace
Styles flashes the camera a smile and wave as he starts walking into the Rock N’ Roll hall of fame. He looks at one of the tour guides up and down, waves her over, and begins whispering something to her. She looks disgusted and slaps him. He shrugs and it is easy to read his lips as he says “You know you want to, baby!” She storms away, he turns around a gives the camera a goofy grin and a big thumbs up. The camera fades to black with gold lettering reading “Mr. Irresistible” Johnny Styles: A hottie with a naughty body.
Styles: First, I just want to say its great to be back here ready to compete in GXW. I know what all you loyal John-a-holics were thinking. “Where did the next young rising talent in GXW disappear to?” Well, the fact is that Julius and I had some business complications that needed to be worked out. The long short of things is that I will no longer be requiring the services of Mr. Licious.
Johnny runs a hand through his hair as he puts on some sunglasses with his other hand.
Styles: Now I also see that many have been prospering since I haven’t been around. Even that no talent, skull fetish, Styles wannabe Sands got a shot against Smallz for the title. Well, I’ve got a little message for my buddy Booger Smallz. Do you remember how you got that title, oh! That was me! But don’t worry, Bungbow Smallz, its not your title I want. Im after bigger gold, brighter gold, and most importantly…more gold. And what title has more gold than the Tag-Team titles? I mean, hell! Theres 2 damn belts.
Camera man: Mr. Styles? I don’t mean any disrespect, but don’t you think you would have any trouble dispatching BOTH members of a tag team like, Monsta Boys? Or TLC? And what about The Assassins?
Styles: Do you doubt my wrestling capabilities? Do you take me for a little slut who will just roll on my back and look at the lights? OH NO YOU DIDN’T! Ahhhh…but don’t worry, the old Styles would have said, “Bring it on!” But, after reviewing my collection of grade X films, I came to a conclusion. I made an observation about all great adult actors, they all have 2 things.
Camera Man: Incredibly large wangs?
Styles: Ok, 3 things… but they all have a plan, and the patience to carry out their plan. And when everything falls into place, you know they are going to score. I’ve got a friend, a GXW familiar no less who is going to come back to action with me and help clean up the Tag-Team division.
Camera Man: Who? Who in their right mind would team up with a pervert like you?
Styles: I don’t think your asking the right questions. For now, lets just say things are going to heat up, real quick. And all you tag teams out there in GXW, prepare to find yourselves in a uncomfortable new position.
“Mr. Irresistible” pulls a cell phone out of his pocket and dials a couple of numbers…
Styles: Hey chief, its time. Lets hit the GXW hard. Yeah….yeah….alright….You wanna do what?! That’s a tall order, but if your sure…ok. Lets do it. I’ll pick you up in a day or two. Peace
Styles flashes the camera a smile and wave as he starts walking into the Rock N’ Roll hall of fame. He looks at one of the tour guides up and down, waves her over, and begins whispering something to her. She looks disgusted and slaps him. He shrugs and it is easy to read his lips as he says “You know you want to, baby!” She storms away, he turns around a gives the camera a goofy grin and a big thumbs up. The camera fades to black with gold lettering reading “Mr. Irresistible” Johnny Styles: A hottie with a naughty body.