EGarrett
League Member
AND NOW, A MESSAGE FROM YOUR WFW PRESIDENT...
The black screen replays the exact segment where Alex Wylde was announced as WFW President, then turns into the American Flag background. In front is Alex Wylde, dressed in a shirt, tie and jeans. His shirt has a large wet mark on front as he is dialling a cellphone.
WYLDE
"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen of World's Finest Wrestling. This is your brand new president, Alex Wylde, speaking. I'm here live from my victory party in Jersey City, in the same building from where I will be conducting my daily duties as President of World's Finest Wrestling...when I'm not present at the shows, that is. Tonight, I just want to say a few words to you to make sure we're all on the same page about things. Particularly my duties and acts as President."The background behind Wylde switches to a shot of Shawn Hart.
WYLDE
"Right now...in my first official act as President. I'd like to show just how big of a man I am by conferring the title of 'FIRST PRESIDENTIAL LOSER' onto one Mr. Shawn Hart. The First man to run fruitlessly against the rock solid wall of my presidential campaign and fall. Now...I'd like to note that being titled FIRST PRESIDENTIAL LOSER does not remove your current title of WFW Interim Champion. That will remain and the list will simply grow."The words "FIRST LOSER" appear on the screen over Hart's face along with the words "INTERIM CHAMPION." The screen then fades to a mock "WFW PRESIDENT" eagle type logo.
WYLDE
"Now, as President...I'd like to make it clear that I'm not the evil CEO trying to hold wrestlers down. I'm not the dastardly commissioner plotting against somebody or trying to destroy his own league. This isn't your ordinary crap. Apart from my own matches...my job is to do what I feel is necessary to improve the quality of this league and its product. That may include making hires of talent that I scout. It may include finding any way possible to squeeze money or drama out of guys who I find less talented on this roster. Now, I don't have the power to kick your ass out of this league. But will that mean that some guys aren't going to like what they get from my office? Yes. Will that mean that some guys might have to adjust to a new situation? Yes. But the fact is, you need to recognize that you're dealing with a great wrestling mind and give me the benefit of the doubt. I intend to use my administrative power to make myself rich. And I do that by making this league more profitable." The background switches to shots of Wylde's Six-Man Match from Almost Live.
WYLDE
"Unfortunately, as much as it would help, I also don't have the power to book myself into title matches...so I'm going to have to smack a lot of you down the old fashioned way between the ropes on my way to getting to the role I need to truly carry this league to the stratosphere. If so...don't get bitter and blame a conspiracy when you're counting the lights. The in-ring stuff is fair and square...and when I want to mess with you, you'll know it."The background fades again into the Presidential logo.
WYLDE
"So that's the way it's going to be. If you have any questions...you can talk to me or my assistant...Elaine Price. You know those lovely voiceover introductions you've been hearing during some of my announcements. That's her. Now, I've got a lot of phone calls to make about talent scouting and my first few hires as President. I've got major shake-ups to cause around here and I need to get cracking. After all, havoc doesn't wreak itself. Goodnight and god bless."FADEOUT
THE PRECEDING MESSAGE HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY YOUTH UNITED FOR ALEX WYLDE AND WORLD'S FINEST WRESTLING.