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The E-Wrestling Rumor Mill
By: Rumor Guy Fry
Source: The E-Wrestling Magazine
Posted: For your eW entertainment
Issue #1
Hello folks, and welcome to my first E-Wrestling Rumor Mill, exclusivly here on EWZine! This is the only place where you'll find the news and rumors about any promotion out there, all combined in one heavenly piece of pie that is The Rumor Mill!
It looks like the fWo and CWA may be going head to head in 2009. An inside source of one of the camps let it leak that the posibility of a crossover storyline is very likely. What will this mean for the other angle promotions of 2009? Basically, that they need to step their game up.
Kodiak Vic Creed to a Shootclub promotion?! nBW must be rolling over in it's grave! Wait, they aren't dead yet? The underground buzz is that Mr. Creed has in fact signed to participate with in the Shootclub umbrella. I've yet to track him down over there to confirm this, but oh boy gee golly is this big news if it's true!
The four show a week Xtreme Wrestling Federation is about to get two more weekly shows?! I'm unsure what Jonathyn, the owner, and his crew are smoking but six shows a week is insane. Heck, four shows is pushing mental break down. How is it that feds like this can crank out four shows a week, but nBW and Asylum puts out one about every six months?
Western Championship Wrestling is still alive and kicking. Hell, Vinnie Mac hasn't even sued for the use of the WCW initials or their picture bases!
Geocities is repped by Razorback Championship Wrestling still! W00t! Long live the 90's! The fed doesn't suck either.
In 2009, I personally am shooting for the banning of the following e-fed character names for being over used: Dark Angel, Executioner, Anything with 'Stone Cold' in it, Doomslayer, and Shawn FX.
Issue #2
Hey all, Rumor Guy Fry is here with the first Rumor Mill of 2009! Happy Freakin' New Year@~! Let's kick this shin dig off the right way, down and dirty, deep in rumors.
MaX-Files to sue Champions Wrestling Alliance? That's the rumor that Mr. Files has filed an interjunction to stop the opening of the CWA! Apparently, MaX had a small stake in the Legacy of Champions when it closed and is claiming that a few of the contracts have yet to officially expire. The contracts in question? Some of the core roster that has signed to the new CWA. My question is, how have these contracts not expired since these guys haven't been getting paid? Or have they....?
A steroid scandel has shocked the world of women's professional wrestling! Felecia Fury of Ring of Beauty is rumored to be under investigation for the use of peformance enhancement drugs.
Brawlers on a Budget sign WWE World Heavyweight Champion, John Cena! Ok, not really, but I could see it happening. His career is a joke anyways.
New High Octane Wrestling signee, Ryan Faze will meet the HOW World Champion, Graystone at the next Mayhem. At this point, it is looking as if the match will be made a title match and Faze will in fact win the championship. This comes from a recent disagreement backstage where Graystone is rumored to have had a physical altercation with management. It is expected he will set the remainder of his contract out until it expires in Februaury.
Sin City Championship Wrestling Universal Champion, Aimz, looks to be heading to the Fans Wrestling Organization. Many backstage are afraid that Aimz will make the jump before dropping the championship title. Management are rushing to find someone to transistion the title to.
Just Wrestling champion, Max Danger, is heading to court. Maria Sanchez, A 17 year old Mexican prostitute, says on a recent trip to Tijuana, Danger aquired the services of her, four other prostitues, and a donkey. Sanchez, who is now pregnant, is demanding a perternity test. When asked about the other possibilities, Maria simply replied, "Well, it can't be the donkey's! Wait... can it? Cause, like, umm, he did.. oh no!"
Well that's it for now folks! I have my hotline open and we are taking tips as they come in so we can deliever to you a dose of rumors in the E-Wrestling Rumor Mill!
Issue #3
Hola. ¿Cómo estás? It's Rumor Guy Fry, dropping in for one more Rumor Mill before I head on vacation to Mexico till Friday. Been brushing up on my Spanish and digging for e-fed dirt! I'm glad you could join me. Sit back, sip on a margarita and enjoy The Rumor Mill!
Steven Shadows, better known as Graphic Violence, and Jack Harmen, aka High Flyer, of the fWo are rumored to be in contract negotiations with the United States Wrestling League. It is unknown at this time if this is a talent exchange between the two promotions, or if they will be leaving the fWo permanently.
no Brand Wrestling has been looking into the Anarchy Wrestling Alliance for new talent apparently. It's suspected that they are trying to sign AWA World Champion Divine.
Luscious Vixxxens of Wrestling Sex Kitten Champion, Faith, will defend her championship against Mizz Laci Williams in a Nude Pudding Match at their upcoming PPV. Not a rumor, just so hot I had to mention it!
TNA World Champion, Sting, has signed to the XWE. Supprisingly, I think XWE will be better then anyhting TNA could bring fans.
Superstar Wrestling Federation is kicking off a recruiting drive. I heard Al Snow is interested in signing. Anyone is better then Shawn FX. Better grab him, before XWE does!
PRIME to get new owners? Details are being kept under wraps, but it looks like the guys behind WR are interested in purchasing PRIME.
Showtime has pitched an idea to Global Championship Wrestling to bring a new hour long weekly show to their network. GCW would be able to push their product to the extreme, delivering content other promotions are afraid to. It is still unknown if they have decided to sign the contract.
Sharc leaves BRAND Wrestling?! The BRANDname Champion is said to have been in a fist fight with "Pepper" Pete Peppins, BRAND owner, late last night. When police arrived on the scene, the two men where being held apart by other members of the roster.
Stardom&Mayhem Wrestling is the buzz on the underground right now as fans are pushing for their return.
Am I the only one marking out for the return of ringside Wrestling? Durian David Orthane was at once, until they banned him from the premises.
Anti-Hero of HOSTILITY was seen at a local dog pound in him home town Saturday. He reportidly saved a poodle from being put to sleep.
Alrighty folks, I've got a plane to catch! I'll be back with a new Rumor Mill Friday or Saturday!
By: Rumor Guy Fry
Source: The E-Wrestling Magazine
Posted: For your eW entertainment
Issue #1
Hello folks, and welcome to my first E-Wrestling Rumor Mill, exclusivly here on EWZine! This is the only place where you'll find the news and rumors about any promotion out there, all combined in one heavenly piece of pie that is The Rumor Mill!
It looks like the fWo and CWA may be going head to head in 2009. An inside source of one of the camps let it leak that the posibility of a crossover storyline is very likely. What will this mean for the other angle promotions of 2009? Basically, that they need to step their game up.
Kodiak Vic Creed to a Shootclub promotion?! nBW must be rolling over in it's grave! Wait, they aren't dead yet? The underground buzz is that Mr. Creed has in fact signed to participate with in the Shootclub umbrella. I've yet to track him down over there to confirm this, but oh boy gee golly is this big news if it's true!
The four show a week Xtreme Wrestling Federation is about to get two more weekly shows?! I'm unsure what Jonathyn, the owner, and his crew are smoking but six shows a week is insane. Heck, four shows is pushing mental break down. How is it that feds like this can crank out four shows a week, but nBW and Asylum puts out one about every six months?
Western Championship Wrestling is still alive and kicking. Hell, Vinnie Mac hasn't even sued for the use of the WCW initials or their picture bases!
Geocities is repped by Razorback Championship Wrestling still! W00t! Long live the 90's! The fed doesn't suck either.
In 2009, I personally am shooting for the banning of the following e-fed character names for being over used: Dark Angel, Executioner, Anything with 'Stone Cold' in it, Doomslayer, and Shawn FX.
Issue #2
Hey all, Rumor Guy Fry is here with the first Rumor Mill of 2009! Happy Freakin' New Year@~! Let's kick this shin dig off the right way, down and dirty, deep in rumors.
MaX-Files to sue Champions Wrestling Alliance? That's the rumor that Mr. Files has filed an interjunction to stop the opening of the CWA! Apparently, MaX had a small stake in the Legacy of Champions when it closed and is claiming that a few of the contracts have yet to officially expire. The contracts in question? Some of the core roster that has signed to the new CWA. My question is, how have these contracts not expired since these guys haven't been getting paid? Or have they....?
A steroid scandel has shocked the world of women's professional wrestling! Felecia Fury of Ring of Beauty is rumored to be under investigation for the use of peformance enhancement drugs.
Brawlers on a Budget sign WWE World Heavyweight Champion, John Cena! Ok, not really, but I could see it happening. His career is a joke anyways.
New High Octane Wrestling signee, Ryan Faze will meet the HOW World Champion, Graystone at the next Mayhem. At this point, it is looking as if the match will be made a title match and Faze will in fact win the championship. This comes from a recent disagreement backstage where Graystone is rumored to have had a physical altercation with management. It is expected he will set the remainder of his contract out until it expires in Februaury.
Sin City Championship Wrestling Universal Champion, Aimz, looks to be heading to the Fans Wrestling Organization. Many backstage are afraid that Aimz will make the jump before dropping the championship title. Management are rushing to find someone to transistion the title to.
Just Wrestling champion, Max Danger, is heading to court. Maria Sanchez, A 17 year old Mexican prostitute, says on a recent trip to Tijuana, Danger aquired the services of her, four other prostitues, and a donkey. Sanchez, who is now pregnant, is demanding a perternity test. When asked about the other possibilities, Maria simply replied, "Well, it can't be the donkey's! Wait... can it? Cause, like, umm, he did.. oh no!"
Well that's it for now folks! I have my hotline open and we are taking tips as they come in so we can deliever to you a dose of rumors in the E-Wrestling Rumor Mill!
Issue #3
Hola. ¿Cómo estás? It's Rumor Guy Fry, dropping in for one more Rumor Mill before I head on vacation to Mexico till Friday. Been brushing up on my Spanish and digging for e-fed dirt! I'm glad you could join me. Sit back, sip on a margarita and enjoy The Rumor Mill!
Steven Shadows, better known as Graphic Violence, and Jack Harmen, aka High Flyer, of the fWo are rumored to be in contract negotiations with the United States Wrestling League. It is unknown at this time if this is a talent exchange between the two promotions, or if they will be leaving the fWo permanently.
no Brand Wrestling has been looking into the Anarchy Wrestling Alliance for new talent apparently. It's suspected that they are trying to sign AWA World Champion Divine.
Luscious Vixxxens of Wrestling Sex Kitten Champion, Faith, will defend her championship against Mizz Laci Williams in a Nude Pudding Match at their upcoming PPV. Not a rumor, just so hot I had to mention it!
TNA World Champion, Sting, has signed to the XWE. Supprisingly, I think XWE will be better then anyhting TNA could bring fans.
Superstar Wrestling Federation is kicking off a recruiting drive. I heard Al Snow is interested in signing. Anyone is better then Shawn FX. Better grab him, before XWE does!
PRIME to get new owners? Details are being kept under wraps, but it looks like the guys behind WR are interested in purchasing PRIME.
Showtime has pitched an idea to Global Championship Wrestling to bring a new hour long weekly show to their network. GCW would be able to push their product to the extreme, delivering content other promotions are afraid to. It is still unknown if they have decided to sign the contract.
Sharc leaves BRAND Wrestling?! The BRANDname Champion is said to have been in a fist fight with "Pepper" Pete Peppins, BRAND owner, late last night. When police arrived on the scene, the two men where being held apart by other members of the roster.
Stardom&Mayhem Wrestling is the buzz on the underground right now as fans are pushing for their return.
Am I the only one marking out for the return of ringside Wrestling? Durian David Orthane was at once, until they banned him from the premises.
Anti-Hero of HOSTILITY was seen at a local dog pound in him home town Saturday. He reportidly saved a poodle from being put to sleep.
Alrighty folks, I've got a plane to catch! I'll be back with a new Rumor Mill Friday or Saturday!