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(Once again, the cameras fade in to a shot of the Staples Center in Los Angeles, CA. The crowd is making a lot of noise, and the cameras pan across the arena so that the viewer at home can get a better feel for the atmosphere. After a moment of shooting the crowd, the shot fades to the broadcast booth where Simon Van Helder and Creek Wineberg are ready to call the action.)
SVH: Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to welcome you to the Major Championship Wrestling Tag Team Invitational Tournament Finals. I’m Simon Van Helder and with me as always is my less-than-esteemed colleague, Creek Wineberg.
CW: Hey, can we get through one introduction without you insulting me? I thought I was supposed to be the color commentator and you were supposed to be the play-by-play man.
SVH: I know that I’ve got to hurry and get the first insult in because I’m in for a night of insults from you.
CW: Okay, point taken.
SVH: Folks, we have got a short card of just two lowly matches… but at the discounted rate for this pay-per-view you are getting your money’s worth. There are no time limits and we are guaranteed to see a winner in both of these contests. Jalen Latham and TEAM have put a great deal of money on the line to bring the best in tag team action, and the main event tonight is sure to deliver. In it, we will see the two best tag teams in the wrestling world today square off when the New & Improved D-X face Blitz with Leonard Johnson in their corner.
CW: Who would have thought that in a tag team tournament such as this the two teams widely considered to be the best would face each other in the finals. This is a dream come true for wrestling fans, and a dream come true for the promoters.
SVH: Do you have a favorite?
CW: I think that the favorites have to be NAPW’s New & Improved D-X due to the way they have dominated all interfed events over the course of the past year. That being said, my pick to win it is Blitz. It’s no secret that Leonard Johnson has close ties to Jalen Latham of MCW, but the reason I am picking them to come out of the match with the Hegstrand trophy held high is the fact that Leonard Johnson has really sat down and worked out a strategy with Max and Jecht.
SVH: How so?
CW: Are you kidding me? Since Leonard Johnson inadvertently cost Blitz the EPW World Tag Team Titles in 2006, the only loss they have sustained is a loss to James Irish and The Sergeant. It was a cheap loss, at that. Leonard Johnson is looking to make up for his business errors, culminating with a win tonight. While new & Improved D-X have proved dominant thus far in the tournament, in NAPW they have had a few struggles that have left them weaker. At least that is my opinion.
SVH: We’ll see how right you are when the Main Event concludes. Another match that the wrestling world has been talking about is the one that involves the MCW Heavyweight Title. A lot of people have been scratching their heads at Jalen Latham’s decision to keep his titles active in the wake of a decommissioned MCW. Earlier in the day I caught up with Mr. Latham himself, and this is what he had to say about the controversy.
(The scene cuts to a prerecorded interview of Jalen Latham, conducted by Simon Van Helder.)
Jalen: I know the world has been talking about the decision. Frankly, I’m feeling things out, myself. I’m looking to eventually bring MCW back to where it was in the heyday of the organization, but it all really depends on the result of the MCW invasion of Ultimate Championship Wrestling. Things in that regard have been slow moving.
The ultimate goal is to have a well-produced program with national exposure again, showcasing the finest young talent that the wrestling world has ever seen. In the meanwhile, I would like to scour the planet for the best contenders to the MCW Heavyweight and North American championships. While I believe that Chandler Maxwell and Dakota Smith are some of the best that wrestling has to offer, they’ll not be considered as great champions until they are truly tested. In the process, I’m hoping to make both titles more prestigious, maybe even bringing the MCW title to “world” status. In turn, this will create more opportunities for the wrestlers.
SVH: Can we expect more shows in the same vain as the MCW Tag Team Invitational?
Jalen: Oh, most definitely. I believe that the wrestling world is transitioning with the over saturation of wrestling organization and weekly programming. Many of these organizations boast of almost the exact same rosters. Through a few partnerships, I am aiming to increase the strength of wrestling as a global phenomenon… and of course I’m looking to make my fair share of money, too.
(Scene cuts back to the broadcast booth where Simon Van Helder and Creek Wineberg are ready to talk about the interview.)
SVH: There you have it. The plans of Jalen Latham may seem a bit scattered, but I think he has more of a plan than he wants to admit.
CW: When it comes to money and wrestling, Jalen Latham knows his stuff. I wouldn’t be surprised to see a newly revitalized and permanent incarnation of Major Championship Wrestling flourishing.
SVH: I can’t wait. You know, we’ve been talking about the MCW Heavyweight title and Mr. Latham’s plans with it, but we haven’t talked about our opening match.
CW: Don’t get me started. I’m happy that we have a great Heavyweight Champ in the form of “First Class” Chandler Maxwell, but I think everyone here knows how displeased I am with who Jalen Latham chose as his first number one contender.
SVH: Of course you’re speaking of none other than the turncoat himself, Bryan Storms. Storms has said that he sees right through Latham and that Latham is nothing more than a money and power-crazed authority figure.
CW: What authority figure have you known who wasn’t at least a little crazy about money and power? Jalen Latham is one of the most bleeding heart businessmen around the wrestling world! Bryan Storms is just upset because he made a bad decision and ended up without the UCW United States title and MCW Heavyweight title in the process. I hope Chandler mops the canvas with Storms’ face.
SVH: That won’t be an easy task, but Chandler Maxwell definitely has the wrestling skills and pedigree to do it.
CW: You ever think that Adam Benjamin is trying to take over the wrestling world with his family?
SVH (confused): Uh, no I have never thought of that. There are only two of them, Benjamin and Maxwell.
CW: Yeah, but there enough talent in those two men to accomplish that mission if they chose to make an attempt.
SVH: Before you get to far out in left field, buddy, I think it’s time to reel you back in and get things started for our first match of the night. On the line: the MCW Heavyweight Title.
(Once again, the cameras fade in to a shot of the Staples Center in Los Angeles, CA. The crowd is making a lot of noise, and the cameras pan across the arena so that the viewer at home can get a better feel for the atmosphere. After a moment of shooting the crowd, the shot fades to the broadcast booth where Simon Van Helder and Creek Wineberg are ready to call the action.)
SVH: Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to welcome you to the Major Championship Wrestling Tag Team Invitational Tournament Finals. I’m Simon Van Helder and with me as always is my less-than-esteemed colleague, Creek Wineberg.
CW: Hey, can we get through one introduction without you insulting me? I thought I was supposed to be the color commentator and you were supposed to be the play-by-play man.
SVH: I know that I’ve got to hurry and get the first insult in because I’m in for a night of insults from you.
CW: Okay, point taken.
SVH: Folks, we have got a short card of just two lowly matches… but at the discounted rate for this pay-per-view you are getting your money’s worth. There are no time limits and we are guaranteed to see a winner in both of these contests. Jalen Latham and TEAM have put a great deal of money on the line to bring the best in tag team action, and the main event tonight is sure to deliver. In it, we will see the two best tag teams in the wrestling world today square off when the New & Improved D-X face Blitz with Leonard Johnson in their corner.
CW: Who would have thought that in a tag team tournament such as this the two teams widely considered to be the best would face each other in the finals. This is a dream come true for wrestling fans, and a dream come true for the promoters.
SVH: Do you have a favorite?
CW: I think that the favorites have to be NAPW’s New & Improved D-X due to the way they have dominated all interfed events over the course of the past year. That being said, my pick to win it is Blitz. It’s no secret that Leonard Johnson has close ties to Jalen Latham of MCW, but the reason I am picking them to come out of the match with the Hegstrand trophy held high is the fact that Leonard Johnson has really sat down and worked out a strategy with Max and Jecht.
SVH: How so?
CW: Are you kidding me? Since Leonard Johnson inadvertently cost Blitz the EPW World Tag Team Titles in 2006, the only loss they have sustained is a loss to James Irish and The Sergeant. It was a cheap loss, at that. Leonard Johnson is looking to make up for his business errors, culminating with a win tonight. While new & Improved D-X have proved dominant thus far in the tournament, in NAPW they have had a few struggles that have left them weaker. At least that is my opinion.
SVH: We’ll see how right you are when the Main Event concludes. Another match that the wrestling world has been talking about is the one that involves the MCW Heavyweight Title. A lot of people have been scratching their heads at Jalen Latham’s decision to keep his titles active in the wake of a decommissioned MCW. Earlier in the day I caught up with Mr. Latham himself, and this is what he had to say about the controversy.
(The scene cuts to a prerecorded interview of Jalen Latham, conducted by Simon Van Helder.)
Jalen: I know the world has been talking about the decision. Frankly, I’m feeling things out, myself. I’m looking to eventually bring MCW back to where it was in the heyday of the organization, but it all really depends on the result of the MCW invasion of Ultimate Championship Wrestling. Things in that regard have been slow moving.
The ultimate goal is to have a well-produced program with national exposure again, showcasing the finest young talent that the wrestling world has ever seen. In the meanwhile, I would like to scour the planet for the best contenders to the MCW Heavyweight and North American championships. While I believe that Chandler Maxwell and Dakota Smith are some of the best that wrestling has to offer, they’ll not be considered as great champions until they are truly tested. In the process, I’m hoping to make both titles more prestigious, maybe even bringing the MCW title to “world” status. In turn, this will create more opportunities for the wrestlers.
SVH: Can we expect more shows in the same vain as the MCW Tag Team Invitational?
Jalen: Oh, most definitely. I believe that the wrestling world is transitioning with the over saturation of wrestling organization and weekly programming. Many of these organizations boast of almost the exact same rosters. Through a few partnerships, I am aiming to increase the strength of wrestling as a global phenomenon… and of course I’m looking to make my fair share of money, too.
(Scene cuts back to the broadcast booth where Simon Van Helder and Creek Wineberg are ready to talk about the interview.)
SVH: There you have it. The plans of Jalen Latham may seem a bit scattered, but I think he has more of a plan than he wants to admit.
CW: When it comes to money and wrestling, Jalen Latham knows his stuff. I wouldn’t be surprised to see a newly revitalized and permanent incarnation of Major Championship Wrestling flourishing.
SVH: I can’t wait. You know, we’ve been talking about the MCW Heavyweight title and Mr. Latham’s plans with it, but we haven’t talked about our opening match.
CW: Don’t get me started. I’m happy that we have a great Heavyweight Champ in the form of “First Class” Chandler Maxwell, but I think everyone here knows how displeased I am with who Jalen Latham chose as his first number one contender.
SVH: Of course you’re speaking of none other than the turncoat himself, Bryan Storms. Storms has said that he sees right through Latham and that Latham is nothing more than a money and power-crazed authority figure.
CW: What authority figure have you known who wasn’t at least a little crazy about money and power? Jalen Latham is one of the most bleeding heart businessmen around the wrestling world! Bryan Storms is just upset because he made a bad decision and ended up without the UCW United States title and MCW Heavyweight title in the process. I hope Chandler mops the canvas with Storms’ face.
SVH: That won’t be an easy task, but Chandler Maxwell definitely has the wrestling skills and pedigree to do it.
CW: You ever think that Adam Benjamin is trying to take over the wrestling world with his family?
SVH (confused): Uh, no I have never thought of that. There are only two of them, Benjamin and Maxwell.
CW: Yeah, but there enough talent in those two men to accomplish that mission if they chose to make an attempt.
SVH: Before you get to far out in left field, buddy, I think it’s time to reel you back in and get things started for our first match of the night. On the line: the MCW Heavyweight Title.