The Mark 'VS' TOURNAMENT :: FW Final :: [1] Lindsay Troy v. [2] Joey Melton

[Whats Your Alias]

Sixteen of FW's most recognizable names and best characters have led to this, the FW Region Finals!

Before I go any further, let me remind you that of course there are the three other brackets that you can and should also vote in. I've supplied the link below within each match-up.

EWN Region Final :: [5] Lord Lowell (Dot Com) v. [2] "Cocky" Craig Miles

PTC Region Final :: [4] Doctor Curiosity v. [3] Angelo Deville

MARK Region Final :: [8] Brandon Youngblood v. [3] Coral Avalon

So yes, Lindsay Troy versus Joey Melton. THOUGHTS, ladies and gents? Of all the match-ups, of all the regional finals, this one certainly has the most history by faaaar. Which adds a little something something to the fact that these two found themselves against each other.

What do you have to say?

Also thoughts on how the FW bracket has panned out up until this final, the only one in the tournament where the seeded and selected 1 and 2 seeds have made it to the finals of there bracket.

Later days,
Russ

 

[Chad]

Everyone voting correctly receives a limited edition Joey Melton collector's cup (real glass!).

Everyone voting for Lindsay Troy gets crabs. (Again.)

 

[QueenOfTheRing]

Your slander will not prevail, sir.

 

[Whats Your Alias]

And the new school/old school debate reeeeeaches it's apex!

Dum dum duuuuum.

I have nothing more to add.... except for one and all to check out the Mark for it's all new feature!

 

[Pat Gordon]

I want a Joey Melton limited edition collector's cup!

 

[Steve]

Yes, but there's no telling what Melton's done to or in the cup!

Buyer Beware!

I'm just sad that Pete didn't win. He's a better person than I am.

RUSSO..ONE OF THESE DAYS. YOU HEAR ME!? ONE OF THESE DAYS.

(Edited by Steve. REALLY!)

 

[TH]

Crabs are good, but lobsters are better. I want lobster. Now.

 

[jediPREZ]

If you people don't vote for Melton, Mike Randalls will find out where you live and do something with either a machete or his singing voice.

Do you dare wish to find out which?

 

[QueenOfTheRing]

Unless you're a snake or a sand pirate, you're safe from the machete.

 

[jediPREZ]

actually, the machete is for sinners.

Saints get the song.

 

[jediPREZ]

The Rolling Stones once wrote a song about Joey Melton.

Its called "Sweet Virginia"

 

[Steve]

If you say so

 

[jediPREZ]

A vote for Joey Melton, is a vote for MEN.

 

[QueenOfTheRing]

 

[jediPREZ]

Don't make me enlist Nova's Paint Shop skills, woman. Worse yet, don't forget what I did to KVC.

FUN FACT: Joey Melton once had an orgy with 7 women from 7 different continents.

 

[User Poets]

FUN FACT: Joey Melton once had an orgy with 7 women from 7 different continents.

FUNNER FACT: That's 7 women from EACH continent.

And Steve? I forgive you.

 

[Steve]

FUN FACT: Joey Melton once ran across a room holding scissors.

 

[MrWest]

FUNNER FACT: That's 7 women from EACH continent.

FUNNEST FACT OF ALL: He gave each of the 49 women herpes. And he did this without ever himself having contracted the disease.

 

[Steve]

Now with all the evidence in hand...

who WOULDN'T want to vote for this man?

Apparently 13 people.

I hate you all.

 

[TSiegel]

(Some Fanboy yells out of nowhere)

I VOTED FOR YOU STEVE!!