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(FADEIN to "Showtime" SHAWN MATTHEWS, standing in front of a plain NFW backdrop..)
SHAWN MATTHEWS: "I swear to god, every time you turn around, there's someone showing up with the name Shawn. The name "Shawn" in relation to wrestling organizations is like Foreman grills, and a**holes, everybody has one."
"And you know, honestly, that's all fine and well. I've gotten used to it, it's a catchy name, what else can I say? Shawn Hart, he's definitely worthy of my respect. He's won title after title, in federation after federation... good for him."
"But Shawn Douglas? Who in the HELL do you think you are? You don't know a DAMN THING about Showtime, do you? Do you believe that I'm some kind of rookie, trying to make a name for myself? Idiot, freakin' idiot.."
"I've been wrestling on and off for 8 years now, and the reason I called out Hornet is because I want some real competition. The guys I've faced the past few weeks really haven't been doing it for me... not really worth an ounce of my G**-DAMN TIME!"
"Just like you, Douglas. You do what you need to do, just don't F**K with me, because I'm the KING, in that category. So good luck with your match with Joey Melton, if it happens... he's a stupid sonuvab**ch, but the man can wrestle, and that's all I've got to say about that."
"Maybe you didn't know before, Douglas, but you'll know from this point forward..."
"I'M SHAWN MATTHEWS, B**CH!"
(FADEOUT..)
SHAWN MATTHEWS: "I swear to god, every time you turn around, there's someone showing up with the name Shawn. The name "Shawn" in relation to wrestling organizations is like Foreman grills, and a**holes, everybody has one."
"And you know, honestly, that's all fine and well. I've gotten used to it, it's a catchy name, what else can I say? Shawn Hart, he's definitely worthy of my respect. He's won title after title, in federation after federation... good for him."
"But Shawn Douglas? Who in the HELL do you think you are? You don't know a DAMN THING about Showtime, do you? Do you believe that I'm some kind of rookie, trying to make a name for myself? Idiot, freakin' idiot.."
"I've been wrestling on and off for 8 years now, and the reason I called out Hornet is because I want some real competition. The guys I've faced the past few weeks really haven't been doing it for me... not really worth an ounce of my G**-DAMN TIME!"
"Just like you, Douglas. You do what you need to do, just don't F**K with me, because I'm the KING, in that category. So good luck with your match with Joey Melton, if it happens... he's a stupid sonuvab**ch, but the man can wrestle, and that's all I've got to say about that."
"Maybe you didn't know before, Douglas, but you'll know from this point forward..."
"I'M SHAWN MATTHEWS, B**CH!"
(FADEOUT..)