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Twisting a Missle?

Styles

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The camera fades into a shoat of what appears to be a door with the gold numbering of 13B on the door. Whose door is this? And why is it important to GXW? Questions seem to be flying around, and answers are in short supply. The camera man knocks on the door.

Feeble Voice: Who is it?

Camera Man: Ummm…GXW Camera Crew….I’m here for….

Before the camera man has a chance to finish, the door is swiftly flung open to reveal a man dressed in a black suit with a red power tie. The man is a shorter Caucasian fellow. Defiantly not a wrestler, but what is his connection to GXW?

Mysterious Man: WELCOME! Why didn’t you say you were from GXW? Come in! Come in! Quickly please!

The camera man steps into apartment 13B to find himself surrounded by pictures of supermodels, James Dean, and Professional Wrestlers.

Mysterious Man: Let me introduce myself. The name is Julius D. Licious. I’m the manager for the newest rising star in GXW. Follow me so I can introduce him to his adoring public.

Julius takes a sharp left as the camera pans around the apartment. These living quarters are no where near the standard of a normal GXW superstar, they are far worse. Empty pizza boxes and half eaten Chinese food clutter the already cramped kitchen. While no more than 10 feet away in the living room there are scattered magazines with pictures of scan dally dressed females on the covers. As the camera begins to zoom in on the magazines a loud sound startles the camera man.

Julius: HEY! Are you here to do your job or what! Now get to it!

The camera man quickly follows Julius down the hall to a closed door with more pictures of James Dean and supermodels on it. Julius knocks on the door.

Julius: Hey, John, its time for your promo, get out here and show the world how great you are. ……Johnny? You in there?

Johnny: Ummm…yeah…uh…hold on…..

Julius: Its time for your promo! Come on, your going to kill my….I mean, our careers before they even start!

Johnny: I said hold on!

Julius: What the heck are you doing?
Johnny speaks weakly…

Johnny: Jenna Jamison……

Julius: Oh...ok….wait a minute? WHAT!?

Johnny: Never mind! Here I come!

The door forcefully flies open to reveal a Caucasian man wearing a pair of blue plaid pajama pants and a blue t-shirt that reads “WWJD…For a Klondike Bar”. He is significantly taller than Julius standing at 6’4. He is thick through his chest and seems to have a fairly athletic build. His light blue eyes peer into the camera and seem to stretch straight from your T.V and into your living room. His short brown hair compliments his skin tone and complexion.

Johnny: GXW, welcome to my home. The name is “Mr. Irresistible” Johnny Styles, learn it well, you’ll be cheering it later! See how clever I was right there Julius? Wasn’t that awesome!

Julius: You’re a moron, you know that?

Johnny: Oh! You’re just jealous! You’re jealous because every guy wants to be my pal, and every girl wants to be my gal! Like that one I brought home last night! Remember! It was the weirdest thing. I mean…..I know I’m hot, but she was just standing around on the corner and asked if I wanted to do it! See, that’s just how attractive all the women find me!

Julius: You did what?!

Johnny: Yeah…oh, by the way, I know you stole that $50 bill out of my wallet. But we’ll talk about that later.

Julius: Jesus…..

Johnny: You don’t have to call me that! Johnny will do just fine…or Styles…either one. Back to business, GXW, prepare to be blown away! You see, I’m a man of many talents. Not only am I top notch wrestler, but I am also well known around the world as a premier dancer and full on hottie! Many have challenged my skills and have dropped like flies.

Julius: Johnny…..you worked for two weeks in a Male Strip Club…..

Johnny: *SHHHHHHH*…..Maybe they didn’t hear that.

Julius: I’m sure they did.

Johnny: DAMN!

Julius: Are you allowed to say that on T.V?

Johnny: I just did. GXW, you’ve met your next Superstar. I welcome all challengers, as long as you realize that your aren’t dealing with self righteous arrogant jerk. But you ARE dealing with a devastatingly good looking self righteous arrogant jerk! Anyways, I have some things that I need to get back to if you don’t mind.

Swiftly Johnny flees into his room….and locks his door

Julius: You mean that’s it? What could be more important than cutting a decent promo for GXW!?

Johnny: ….twisting the missile……

Julius: Huh? What are you talking about?

The camera fades from Julius pounding on Johnny Style’s door to a black screen with white lettering that reads “Mr. Irresistible” Johnny Styles: A hottie with a naughty body.


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